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The wonder and danger of this magical fandom full of boy bands is that you think you know. You think you have a handle on how talented they are, how funny they are, how weird they are, and you're always, always wrong. You'll never know, because there'll always be something new or something you somehow missed and BAM – new reasons to go, "Oh, them."

WHICH BRINGS US TO TODAY'S EDITION OF:


☆ OH, TACKY WING ☆


Today! We have an episode of Hey Hey Hey! from 4/16/2007, wherein Takki and Tsubasa discuss each other's birthdays (customized shirts, suit dress code, special-purpose bodyguards, etc.), Tsubasa shows photographic evidence of his anal-retentive tendencies, and Takki does magic tricks.

Featuring:



TAKKI'S PINK SHIRT AND TSUBASA'S ~*~*X~DAME HAIR*~*~

This episode aired in April soon after Takki's birthday, so they started off the discussion with Tsubasa's twenty-fifth birthday back in October. Tsubasa told the audience/hosts that Takki hired two bodyguards to keep Tsubasa from getting hammered at his own birthday party.

Let me repeat that.

Takki hired two bodyguards whose sole responsibility was to make sure Tsubasa enjoyed his birthday party at a reasonable level of sobriety.

I COULD NOT.
MAKE THIS SHIT.
UP.

According to Takki, the SECURITY POLICE would smack Tsubasa's hand away whenever he'd reach for a drink.



Presumably Takki did this because

1) He wanted to enjoy the party
2) Tsubasa doesn't listen to him

Next, they showed some pictures from Takki's recent twenty-fifth birthday party, which Tsubasa organized.

This first shot was taken during what's probably Takki's annual "I AM ANOTHER YEAR OLDER – LONG LIVE PINK, PRO WRESTLING, AND YAMAPI!" speech:


Tsubasa's expression is fond enough that the hosts felt it necessary to yell, "LOL WATCHING OVER HIM PRETTY CLOSELY AREN'T WE, TSUBASA-KUN."


Hmm?

Oh, I just like when they touch each other.

Moving on!

Tsubasa also reported that they rode the subway together. O__O!!! ...He was really excited about it. XD

While, I should mention, wearing customized T-shirts.


To no one's surprise, Tsubasa's is black and Takki's has a literal dash of pink.

Aaand in case you thought they would button their jackets and pretend not to be them,


Tsubasa mentioned they had staff with them. Which...one would assume, unless they brought a tripod with them onto the subway. ... Which, to be honest, I would not put past them.

Next topic is Tsubasa's ah. Organization skills.

For example, his refrigerator:

Normally I would call bullshit on this one and assume Tsubasa's trolling but he's so earnest about his refrigerator, guys.

The hosts are like, "..."

And Tsubasa, oblivious, says, "It gives you a warm feeling to see, doesn't it?"

One of the hosts goes, "'It gives you a warm feeling,' he says," with the most hilarious look of sarcastic judgment ever.

Next is his bathroom:

The hosts are like, "...the fuck is that."

And Tsubasa's like, "Those are toilet paper rolls and boxed tissues." :)!

Then Tsubasa shows a small picture of how he organizes his remotes from largest to smallest:


Aaaand so the host is like, "Do you organize your clothes, too?"

Of course he does, dude.

For example, shirts. He organizes those by short sleeve, 3/4-sleeve, and long-sleeve.

Takki is not as into organization as his partner.

This is, I'm assuming, why Takki doesn't often get invited over to Tsubasa's obsessive-compulsive palace of cleanliness and carefully-categorized joy.

Tsubasa, everyone. XD I like the weird ones best.

NEXT! Are Takki's magic tricks. I wanted to cap these but they're way more fun to watch because they're very cool. I'd actually never seen them before, and they really caught me off-guard.

I will, however, show you their title card for Takki's mini magic show:


Heyx3, I love you. XD

Another fun note: Takki does three magic tricks and both the hosts and the audience are all, "EEEHHH" and "UWAAA" over every one. Meanwhile, Tsubasa looks like someone who's seen this shit two hundred thousand and twelve times and instead of paying attention, he's daydreaming about the future when he'll live on an olive farm in Spain (...that actually happened, by the way).

When Takki's finished and putting his props away, the hosts are like, "Tsubasa, have you seen these tricks before?"

And he's like, "Yeah, he did some of that during the tour but honestly, I'm not interested."


Basically, Tsubasa finds the following interesting:

1) Organized bottled water
2) Organized toilet paper
3) Not your magic bullshit

Aaand then they cut to the X~Dame performance. :D


Also, Takki's twenty-fifth birthday was on a Thursday, which is when Yoko and Hina air Recomen, so they called up Takki to wish him a happy birthday.

He and Tsubasa are druuuunk~

When Tsubasa gets on the phone, he slurs so hard. "だ~だ~誰?"

Yoko and Hina laugh, then Hina says, "It's Murakami!"

"Ah! Murakami-kun?"

"And Yokoyama Yu!"

"Ah, Yoko-chan, ne!" (Yoko-chan! N'awwww! I want to see those two interact more!)

Immediately, Hina's like, "SO WE'RE ON THE AIR," and Tsubasa goes, "Oh, doumo doumo, good evening," in the universal I AM NOT DRUNK voice. And then he's like, "Ooh, guess what! :D It's my aikata-kun's twenty-fifth birthday!" (I have developed a thing for them calling each other "partner." So cute.) And he talks about how they have a suits dress code for Takki's party – which is actually kind of a running theme for the parties they hold for each other. Theyyy possibly have some of the same kinks as well as the same taste in food. And then Tsubasa talks about how he visited Takki's mother and recorded a birthday message from her to Takki. Aaand that they rode the subway together. I swear, this is all the span of like, fifteen seconds. XD And he keeps giggling. It's really adorable. XD

Then Hina's like, "Could you put Takki on the phone?" so Tsubasa says, "Sure~ HIDEEE!"

And then Takki's like, "CAN WE TALK LATER? I CAN'T HEAR YOU. LET'S TALK LATER," while dudes are chanting his name in the background. XDDD Yoko's so persistent, though! He's like, "TAKKI! TAKKI!" while Hina and Takki are doing the, "I'll call you later okay?" "Okay!" exchange. Yoko ilu. XD

Really cute call.

So, yes. Always new cute things waiting for you in this fandom. :D

Date: 2011-12-19 12:58 pm (UTC)
ext_30546: (eternal homosexuall fyre)
From: [identity profile] spurious.livejournal.com
THE T-SHIRTS. THEY ARE SUCH DORKS :DDDDDD

Date: 2011-12-19 01:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com
SERIOUSLY. AND THEY RODE THE SUBWAY LIKE THAT. XD

Date: 2011-12-19 12:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fuyukoi.livejournal.com
Takki claims he hired bodyguards so Tsubasa could enjoy his party without getting sloshed in the first fourteen and a half minutes, but did he forget we already know that Tsubasa's a slutty drunk? And that they already admitted to making out when said Slutty Drunk was, well. drunk? >.>

SUBTLETY FAIL, TAKIZAAAA. TRY HARDER.

Date: 2011-12-19 01:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com
XDDD Did they actually say it was making out or was it just a drunk peck? Because, you know, I need that information for.... Um. Research.

MAYBE HE HIRED THE BODYGUARDS TO KEEP HIM FROM GETTING DRUNK SO TSUBASA WOULDN'T DRUNKENLY MAKE OUT WITH HIM AND DESTROY TAKKI'S ATTEMPT AT COVERING THEIR RAINBOW TRACKS.

Date: 2011-12-19 01:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fuyukoi.livejournal.com
I think it was just a drunk peck XD Hold on. *looks up*

OR TO MAKE SURE SLOSHEDBASA WOULDN'T GO MAKE OUT WITH OTHER PEOPLE. TSUBASA PROBABLY STILL THINKS IT'S A WONDERFUL IDEA TO GO MAKE OUT WITH ALL THE MEN SO HE CAN PROVE TO PEOPLE HE'S NOT GAY.

HIS LOGIC IS FLAWLESS OKAY STFU.

Date: 2011-12-19 01:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com
I thought it was a peck, but I'm willing to remember that it was more. *cough*

XDDD I ENCOURAGE THIS THOUGHT PROCESS OF HIS BECAUSE IT ENDS WITH ALLLLL THE JEALOUS SEX.

Date: 2011-12-19 01:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fuyukoi.livejournal.com
*rewatches aaaaall the old shows*

I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED AFTER TSUBASA KISSED RIKKI DURING MATSURICON~ Although I guess it probably didn't affect Takki nearly as much as, you know, him kissing Tatsumi XD

Also, you know what's great? He rambled about THIS IS HOW I ARRANGE THE REMOTES IN MY HOUSE IN ORDER OF SIZE DOESN'T IT LOOK WONDERFUL IT MAKES ME HAPPY :DDDDDDDDDDDDD on an episode of SDK too XD

Date: 2011-12-19 01:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com
I figure Takki's probably good friends with Rikki's wife the way he is with the percentage of Japan that aren't trying to sleep with Tsubasa. So, y'know, Rikki's probably safe. XD

...I THOUGHT I'D SEEN THE REMOTE THING BEFORE. Oh, Tsubasa. ♥

Date: 2011-12-19 01:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fuyukoi.livejournal.com
Wait, the Rikki/Tsubasa kiss happened before he got married XDa

And if I remember right, that segment was titled PICTURES THAT YOU THINK DESCRIBE YOUR ~ESSENCE~. Koichi was going to mock him, but he got distracted playing the, "HEY GUISE LET'S SEE IF WE CAN SPOT TAKKI'S DICK :DDDDDDD" game XD

Date: 2011-12-19 01:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com
Girlfriend, then. XD

YUP. REASONS TO LOVE KINKI KIDS. ♥

Sometimes the degree to which Koichi wins just astounds me. And then I remember he's best friends with Nagase and he did that Marching J SHOCK summary video that was so long and weird they had to fast-forward through it and I realize just how superb a human being Domoto Koichi is. XD

Date: 2011-12-19 01:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fuyukoi.livejournal.com
I love Koichi XD Like, I love Tsuyoshi too but Koichi is so WEIRD. And also hot. BUT MOSTLY THE WEIRD. I WANT TO WATCH NAGASE/KOICHI THINGS. PREFERABLY WITH TSUYOSHI SO HE CAN ELLIPSIS AT THEIR COMBINED WEIRD. And Tsubasa so he can :Q____-face at Nagase.

Oh, JE. Stop shoving so much awesome in my direction ♥

Date: 2011-12-20 03:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lovespiral.livejournal.com
I think they've reported it as just a kiss. But I would not be surprised if this is one of those things that they've downplayed for the general public. :3333

Date: 2011-12-19 01:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lovespiral.livejournal.com
THEY ARE SO CUTE AND I LOVE THEM TO KIBBLES :DDDDDD

Date: 2011-12-19 01:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com
THEY'RE WONDERFUL. ♥

Date: 2011-12-20 05:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lovespiral.livejournal.com
OH WAIT. I just realized that we have proof that T&T are complete, utter liar!faces.

Not that I believed them one whit when they said it but remember how they were claiming they've never taken pictures together in private?

WHAT ARE THESE PICTURES OF JUST THE TWO OF THEM AT TAKKI'S BDAY PARTY? Sure a staff member took them but clearly, they were meant to be private pictures.

Date: 2011-12-20 05:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com
The impression I got is that they'd never taken a photo of the two of them alone. Like, no staff or managers or friends. Just them. Maybe?

Date: 2011-12-20 05:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lovespiral.livejournal.com
hmmm i interpreted it as "the two of them posing together in one frame in their private time" but i see... a picture of them in their truly ~*~private~*~ time?

still don't believe they've never taken one before :33333 takki probably has a whole collection. he was the spokesperson for olympus cameras for a few years, geeze. probably was all snap-happy around tsubasa.

Date: 2011-12-20 05:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com
I believe one of two things:

1) They have and the photos are indecent
2) They haven't because they were busy with the video camera

Date: 2011-12-20 05:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lovespiral.livejournal.com
:DDDDDDDDD oh them and their flaily ways

Date: 2011-12-20 01:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kei-dreams.livejournal.com
This post is great!!

That junior gym training episode was the one that made me remembered a junior named 'Imai Tsubasa' all because of his failed backflip...LOL

And Takki's star pose after he succeeded was just wonderful!!

That hey!x3 episode, any chances that you know any download links to that full show? I watched it before last time at streaming sites, but didn't manage to keep a copy of it.

Date: 2011-12-21 03:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com
I'm glad you enjoyed it. :D I have a lot of fun making posts about them, wonderful as they are. ♥

I don't have the link on hand, but I'll see if I can track it down for you! It's really sweet. :)

Date: 2011-12-21 03:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kei-dreams.livejournal.com
I love the way you comment about it!! It makes everything even more funnier^^

And thanks a lot for helping me to track down! =)))

Date: 2011-12-22 02:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hungry-worm.livejournal.com
Basically, Tsubasa finds the following interesting:

1) Organized bottled water
2) Organized toilet paper
3) Not your magic bullshit



BWAHAHA! :'D

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