zukkokya: (amusement much)
Title: The Safe Zone
Fandom: JE - Various
Pairing/characters: Appearances by Matchy, SMAP, TOKIO, V6, KinKi Kids, Arashi, Tackey & Tsubasa, KAT-TUN, NEWS, Kanjani∞, Kis-My-Ft2, HSJ, and Sexy Zone
Rating: R for language
Word Count: 3,200~
Disclaimer: Total fiction.
Summary: Hina makes Sexy Zone cry, leading to mandatory therapy sessions for all the debuted units.
Note: Thank you, [livejournal.com profile] spurious, for looking this over and for general awesomeness. ♥

To ensure the upkeep of their collective sanity, the managers of all debuted Johnny’s units meet once every other month at a designated location for drinking and bitching. )
zukkokya: (pin <3)
Title: Kind of Sort of
Fandom: JE - NEWS/KAT-TUN
Pairing/characters: Yamapi/Jin
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,500~
Disclaimer: Total fiction.
Summary: Fun with popcorn! Or: Horny and easily distracted idols give each other handjobs.
Note: For the "piercings" square of Kink Bingo.

With a bowl of popcorn balanced on his forehead, Yamapi asks, 'In English, what’s the difference between ‘kind of’ and ‘sort of’?' )
zukkokya: (headtilt)
Dear Nichan,

MERRY (BELATED) CHRISTMAS!

HERE IS MY GIFT TO YOU, MY DEAR AWESOMESAUCE.

In conclusion, I like you. Let's stay friends. :D


-Kya
-----


So, this...might require a bit of explanation. )

Title: Holy Helicopter Sky
Fandom: Supernatural/JE
Pairing/characters: Castiel, Akanishi Jin
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~230
Disclaimer: Supernatural belongs to Eric Kripke and Warner Bros. Television. None of this happened.
Summary: A deleted scene from Changing Channels. Where did Gabriel send Castiel to keep him from interfering?
Warning: Contained behind the cut are the broken, weeping boundaries of time, logic, and sanity.

The place Gabriel sends Castiel to is an indoor concert hall crammed with screaming women. )
zukkokya: (Default)
H♥PPY BIRTHD♥Y NI-CH♥N!

Title: Tightrope
Pairing: Yamapi/Jin
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,083
Summary: Because you’re dead the train is free.

Before you claim a seat, the doors close on the red string. )
zukkokya: (Default)
Item #1: I saw one of the most attractive people I've ever seen in Whole Foods earlier. TO DESCRIBE HIM WOULD BE TO CHEAPEN HIS SUPREME GORGEOUSNESS. Just. *__* And then I look up and he's looking at me, so I do the intelligent thing and stare back. Not smile or anything, cos, yeah, that would be disarming. Bottom line: I WILL NOW STOP MOCKING PEOPLE WHO USE "SMOLDERING" AS A SYNONYM FOR "HOT." I WILL BEGIN MAKING AMENDS NOW: THAT MAN WAS SMOLDERING HOT.

Item #2: Twelve characters in a fic is FUN. Especially when they're all insane.

Title: MY CAKE, NOT YOUR CAKE, MY CAKE
Rating: PG
Pairings: Pin, RyoShige, TegoMass, more implied.
Summary: There’s a sponge cake on the table backstage, and it’s only a secret for twelve minutes. )
zukkokya: (Default)
I've lost my mind. Which is pretty cool, actually. See, there are these Japanese boy bands and--yeah. They're all having sex with each other, and Yamapi is their ghei king, and. Just--watch this and you'll understand. That's their handshake that ends with matching halves of a heart. Just. YES.

Go yonder to fall in love with Jin and Yamapi. They are gorgeous and ghei and grabbable and *announcer voice* together! They are called Pin.

In conclusion, mind lost. Girl happy.

Title: Sun Goes Up, Boys Stay Down
Fandom: JE
Summary: “I don’t want to watch the sun rise. They have that stuff on the internet. I can watch it while I’m having lunch. Or dinner. I could watch sunrise during sunset.”

Foregoing finesse, Jin staggers across the mattress to stand above Yamapi. )

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