zukkokya: (tacky wing)
In case anyone doubted my capacity for awesome life choices:

♥ I SAW TACKEY & TSUBASA THREE TIMES IN A ROW LAST WEEK ♥


As [livejournal.com profile] spurious says, "This is your life, these are your choices."

I regret nothing. :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I've loved T&T since I got into fandom in 2007, but I wasn't well-connected with any deeply knowledgeable T&T fans, so I've been missing out on lots of adorable details that I'm only finding out about now thanks to the Almost Disturbing Searching Skills of [livejournal.com profile] fuyukoi and the wealth of information that is the team of [livejournal.com profile] lovespiral and [livejournal.com profile] luin_lote. I probably would have looked harder for T&T-related things all this time since Tsubasa's my second favorite in Johnnys, but it's not as easy finding things for them as it is in K8 fandom, plus Subaru is extremely distracting. (Oh, hey, speaking of! While I was in Harajuku I got the awesomest picture of him making a crazy face while holding a massive signed-ball gun. ♥ Voila )

I have Feelings about Subaru. ♥ XD)

So anyway! In October, I got tickets to see T&T three times, three days in a row, and I now have purikura-level stars permanently fused to my irises.

Follow the cut to the Land of Eternalle Homosexuall Fyre (WARNING: There's a LOT of Married Going on Under Here) )

ETA: I'm also really curious about the last con! If anyone went to the last Hiroshima con, please share your experience! I've been wondering if they were leading up to anything with all the handkissing. XD
zukkokya: (kamen)
Here is what Takki did for Tsubasa's birthday this year:

He rented a private room for the two of them at a Chinese restaurant. Then they took a limousine to the party venue. On the way, they drank champagne and watched their own PVs on the interior monitor. At the party, Takki took around three hundred photos and then presented everyone with a birthday video he stayed up until five in the morning making. Also, he gave Tsubasa a 40-inch, 3D TV screen.

Also also, Tsubasa said that one day recently he and Takki woke up at seven and had breakfast together at the fish market. And then possibly spent the rest of the day together also. I missed the part when he talked about it. *waits for radio transcript*

Also also also, there is a small picture in December's Myojo of Takki at one of their cons swinging Tsubasa around in a circle by his ankles. And Tsubasa's reaction to this seems to be basically, "lol, whee."

Dear boys,

Be cuter. Just try.

Sincerely,
The Universe

SIX MORE DAYS AND THEN I WILL SEE THEIR INSANE ADORABLENESS IN PERSON. :DDDDDD
zukkokya: (YAY)
I have learned how to make gifs.

And so I have gif'd:



1) THE FACE THAT MADE ME FALL FOR SUBARU




2) ONE OF APPROXIMATELY NINETY-SEVEN REASONS THAT I REWATCH TSUBASA'S WORLD WING PV ON AN ALMOST REGULAR BASIS




AND

3) JIN'S HIGH KICK



GOOD NIGHT!

zukkokya: (ai ai gasa)

Introducing
Tackey and Tsubasa
The unit that gave us this canon image:



this 24 Hour TV letter:


and...this:


Eternalle Homosexuall Fyre Inc. presents:

THE REALLY, REALLY MARRIED IDOLS MEME


Trivia Fact #329: Tsubasa's crotch is magnetic. For Takki.


The Meme:

1. Post things! Images, quotations, translations, canon stories (remember that time Takki rented Tokyo Dome for Tsubasa's birthday?), fic–

2. Speaking of fic! :DDDDDD While this is a general T&T appreciation meme, it's also a shameless bid for fic. Post as many prompts (lovely suggestions over here) and fill as many as you can. The sheer awesome of so much T&T fic happening at once will no doubt sprout a billion tiny pirate crazy rainbow stars, and that's definitely a goal worth pursuing, y/y?

3. Have at least one gif war and cheat if at all possible in honor of Tsubasa, Lord and Master of the Creative Interpretation of Rules.
zukkokya: (sparkle hips)
OKAY.

SO.

THIS EXISTS:



*______________________________________________________________________*

GUYS.

THIS IS EVEN FANSERVICIER THAN THAT SHOT OF THEM MOSTLY NAKED IN BED TOGETHER.

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THIS MAGIC CAME FROM? THIS IMAGE IS SO SMALL.

IS IT FROM A CALENDAR? BECAUSE NEED.

...OKAY. UM. BACK TO SLEEPING. WHICH I AM DOING. NOW.

...

TAKKI'S ARM IS STRETCHED OUT UNDER TSUBASA. THEIR LEGS ARE OVERLAPPED. YOU GUYS, THIS PHOTO IS A FIC IN ITSELF.

NGK.
zukkokya: (d'aw)
[Lights up on the sweets/prepared foods level of a department store. Kya navigates through the crowd in delightfully scented gym clothes. She is singing to herself.]

KYA: Sushi sushi sushi want, want want want sushi~

MONSTROUSLY GORGEOUS MAN: Konnichiwa, hello! [Charming smile, offers...thing. A/N: wasn't looking, but for the sake of art, we'll say: Offers sack of magic azuki beans.]

KYA: ...Kon–hel–er, hi.

[He is a sample-giver. Kya is fish-mouthed.]

KYA: ...O___O

[He is very attractive.]

MONSTROUSLY GORGEOUS MAN: Where are you from?

KYA: America. New York. Kind of. Vermont, but New York.

MONSTROUSLY GORGEOUS MAN: ...[amused grin]

KYA: ARIGATOU GOOD BYE. [RUNS AWAY.]

[End.]

Thus I bring you the first installment of HOW TO WIN AT BEING SUAVE. :D:D:D Study with me!


Also! I'm going through all my old entries and unlocking all the fic I locked when I was crazy and locked everything because I am crazyface and make turbocrazy choices sometimes (seriously, I shouldn't be allowed to maintain my own journal). I'm surprised it's all mostly still there because I thought I deleted everything (I was particularly hateful toward my writing one night last year and seriously considered deleting them all, but apparently I didn't do it? I have a terrible memory. Many people will confirm this. XD)

ANYWAY.

Er.

I'm also rereading all my initial reactions to JE and I am pleased to report that, four years into the future, I am...exactly the same as I was when I was twenty. HURRAH MATURITY REPELLANT.

Also, I've decided to start using this tag again since I was silly to think that JE would ever give me back my soul. TAKE IT, THEN, AND MAY YOU NEVER HAVE A MOMENT'S PORN FROM IT. ♥ (...it...worked in my head.)

AND TO CELEBRATE THE NEAR COMPLETION OF RYOPI (seriously, I will finish it this week if I have to lock them in a closet and just write porn for the last two thousand words)–

Today's Hot Moment!
今日のかっこいい瞬間!




チュ
-キラキラ!
♥♥♥
zukkokya: (Default)
[livejournal.com profile] araanaz9 K8 is awesome
[livejournal.com profile] araanaz9 All of them
[livejournal.com profile] pinkpapyrus I CANNOT STAND IT
[livejournal.com profile] pinkpapyrus OH MY GOD IDEA
[livejournal.com profile] pinkpapyrus WHEN I FINISH PIN I'M DOING ANOTHER MEME
[livejournal.com profile] pinkpapyrus EITO-GROUP-MEME
[livejournal.com profile] pinkpapyrus I ALWAYS SAY I WANT TO WRITE EITO AS A GROUP, BUT I CAN'T THINK OF THINGS
[livejournal.com profile] pinkpapyrus MEME OPPORTUNITY
[livejournal.com profile] araanaz9 HAHAHAHAHA! Oh Kya


Still working on Pin. IT GOT LONG OKAY. I CAN'T TIE JIN UP AND NOT LINGER ON THE VISUAL FOR FEW DECADES HOURS. IT'S JUST NOT POSSIBLE. I DON'T HAVE THE POWER. (I still don't know what that's from, but I hear/use it all the time. Scottish accent frequently attempted. XDDD I do better at Irish. Hi there rambling.)


I'M DOING ANOTHER MEME. IT'S BAD AND I'M BAD AND I KNOW AND I'M DOING IT ANYWAY.



EITO MEME



[livejournal.com profile] araanaz9 IS IT POSTED YET
[livejournal.com profile] pinkpapyrus NOT YET HANG ON
[livejournal.com profile] pinkpapyrus I'M STILL THINKING OF A PREMISE TO JUSTIFY THIS
[livejournal.com profile] pinkpapyrus Requesting pairings within Eito?
[livejournal.com profile] pinkpapyrus Or just orgy scenarios?
[livejournal.com profile] araanaz9 ... do you want to write that many orgies?
[livejournal.com profile] pinkpapyrus ...Why wouldn't I?
[livejournal.com profile] araanaz9 Orgies are hard!
[livejournal.com profile] araanaz9 IT'S 8 PEOPLE
[livejournal.com profile] araanaz9 8 HIMS
[livejournal.com profile] araanaz9 16 ARMS, 16 HANDS
[livejournal.com profile] pinkpapyrus ...I'M NOT SEEING THE NEGATIVE YET

I WILL WRITE EITO ORGY SOMEDAY BUT TODAY IS NOT THAT DAY. Kei's point is valid. XDDD Difficult for a shortish reply.

SO THIS TIME:

Like with the Hanadan meme, give me characters and an occasion, and I'll write eight lines about it. You can request one boy or eight, I don't mind! Pairings are fine, threesomes are sexy and if you want to throw in an orgy request I'll make the attempt. ♥

SOMEONE REQUEST SOMETHING WITH YOKO/HINA.

I'm meddling in my own meme. In case you missed what I just did. I meddled. Shamelessly. Give me some married action, people. /meddling

STARTO!

ETA: REQUEST A LOT.
zukkokya: (Default)
Recently, Cara and I were discussing Eito. Unexpected, ne? ;) Anyway, she said, "You know--Ohmiya may be the married couple of JE...but Hina and Yoko are totally the old married couple of JE--they never say 'I love you,' just bitch and laugh at each other and totally support each other. ♥"

This? SO WHY I SHIP THEM. After Subassan and Baryo, they're easily my favorite Eito pairing. Just--they're so...LOOK )


And! Remember when Hina, Yasu and Ohkura tried to find a hobby for Subaru on Hina's radio show Tsuushin? Well, Subaru shot everything down then, so they promised to try again soon.

They did.

I adore Subaru. I think I've mentioned this to some degree once or four hundred and twelve times. That said, I wonder sometimes if I can love him any more than I do now.

TURNS OUT I CAN.

Subaru: I'm being serious here, I don't need this funny stuff.
Hina: But look, there are only 8 people in Japan, if Subaru did it...
Ohkura: Right, it's no good? Collecting ventilation fans?
Subaru: How bout you do it?
Ohkura: I...I have a bunch of hobbies...
Subaru: What are your hobbies, what?
Ohkura: Hobbies?
Subaru: Uhn.
Ohkura: Well...instruments...
Hina: Maah, Subaru also has instruments too right?
Subaru: Hmmm...
Okura: I also have my camera(s)...
Hina: Ahh, camera eh?
Ohkura: And also movies and stuff.
Hina: Movies too eh...
Yasu: Ahh, I see.
Okura: [to Subaru] What are your hobbies?
Subaru: Uh, it's because I don't have any...
Hina: Aaaahahahah.
Suba: ...that we're doing this right now.
Okura: Ahahahah.

I just. I can't believe how much I adore him. XDDDDDD

Hina: I have to apologize for this, even I'm thinking a bit "what the hell is this"...
Subaru: See... I told you.
Hina: "Picking up garbage while doing a handstand."
All: [laughs]
Hina: Ehh, "Now you guys are going around on your 47 prefectures tour, because even if you just do it around the concert arenas, picking up garbage while doing a handstand is good for the environment, that's good isn't it? Doing this from now on, you'll get noticed by other people, and they'll talk to you and maybe you'll even become friends with them. How about doing it for the global environment?"
Subaru: Can you tell me her address?

*DYING*

I LOVE THIS BOY. XDDD


[livejournal.com profile] karinberry and I have slowly been working our way through the News DVD. FLAIL )


WIP MEME!

One or two sentences from my fics-in-progress:

Under here! )


Pin's definitely first priority, but anyone have a preference after that?
zukkokya: (Default)
When you're listening to Subaru singing Mr. Traveling Man while you write, you get distracted. Like this:

His voice is amazing.

Rich and intense and passionate.

He's absurdly talented.

I should do a picspam post of him paired up with three of my favorite JE boys.

I know this happens to everyone. XD

ONTO THE SPAM! *CHARGES*

BARYO PICSPAM )

And now some Shibukami, because I can't do restraint where it involves Subaru.
SHIBUKAMI PICSPAM )

Bonus Tsubaru, because they're adorable. For real face. *nodnod*
TSUBARU PICSPAM )

I have fic for tomorrow! Ryo/Uchi fic, and Takki/Tsubasa+Yamapi's kitchen table and Shibukami morning!sex for the Smut Meme. Whee porn!

The first time I saw Subaru, he'd just watched Ryo feed his fish pornographically to Uchi. He and Hina looked pissed. Empty plates and :| faces while Uchi pointed and laughed at them. ♥

ETA: Subaru singing Mr. Traveling Man. It must be heard. He's incredible. *_______*
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♥ Since the Epic Baryo has turned out to be so delightfully epic, I've decided to write the draft in play format. It's easier for me to keep track of things and it goes faster when I think of a piece in terms of playwriting. My mind's specially wired. Emphasis on "special." *BEAMS*



♥ If I've promised fic to anyone, chances are good that I've forgotten what goes to whom. (Any mind ransacked by Kanjani8 becomes one of total anarchy.)

Here's what I do remember: )



♥ The first half of Baryo is set between 2000-2004, so I've been watching Old School Jr clips as, uh, research. I've reached five conclusions:

1) Embryo took over the world when he was fifteen. You haven't noticed because he started having sex and forgot to do anything with it.

2) One reason behind Ryo's penchant for bitchitude could be residual sexual frustration. Embryo=/=sex.

3) Hina=sex.

4) Hina and Subaru are married. So are Takki and Tsubasa. I like to think of them becoming like this: Takki and Tsubasa are the couple who have spent so much time together that they don't finish each other's sentences as much as predict the entire conversation and skip it altogether to have sex instead. Hina and Subaru are the couple who have known each other so long, all Subaru has to do is grin for Hina's hand to twitch. (It happens a lot; strangers think he has palsy.) They've developed a system where Subaru can trade in tsukkomis for sexual favors.

5) Kansai Jrs vs. Tokyo Jrs contains too much awesome for one point.
a) Hina going "yeah, screw this" on the very first challenge. And smirking while Subaru and Yoko whine at him.
b) Hina standing outside the steam room chugging from a water bottle the size of his torso.
c) Tiny Embryo jogging.
d) Subaru's headband.
e) Takki's manic grin.
f) SLEEPING EMBRYO. SO MUCH AW.
g) Subaru spazzing out when Embryo fell asleep.
h) Subaru sleeping face down. XD
i) Tsubasa faking sleep twice, then actually almost nodding off the third time. Tsubasa in general, guys, I swear. BRAT BRAT BRAT.
j) SLEEPING TAKKI.
k) Yoko's sleepy grin while Hina and Subaru silently flail and celebrate above him. OSSAN LOVE.

There's probably more but agjkjakdh GUYS.



♥ Ossan!threesome is pretty much the greatest thing ever. I DECREE.
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A while back, [livejournal.com profile] wintersjuly posted this poll: "Your favourite JE boy of all JE boys is..."

So I responded, right? But apparently--

[livejournal.com profile] wintersjuly GNNNNNNNNH! IS NOT AN ANSWER CIARA-CHAN
[livejournal.com profile] pinkpapyrus YES IT IS YES IT IS
[livejournal.com profile] pinkpapyrus IT'S UNIVERSAL FOR "LOVE FOR BARU CANNOT BE TEXTUALLY RENDERED"
[livejournal.com profile] wintersjuly THAT SHOULD BE AN ICON.

AND NOW LOOK LOOK LOOK CHECK IT OUT NOW IT IS SEE SEE! MADNESS! I AM SO HAPPY! !!!!

BARU LAYOUT, BARU DEFAULT ICON, AJGHJKLKJ--DON'T MIND ME I'LL BASK QUIETLY.

...

THIS IS AS QUIET AS I GET.

ILU NITA. LIKE THIS:
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JE IS TRIUMPHANT. I HAVE BEEN FORCED TO BUY AN EXTERNAL HARD DRIVE. ALL OF MY STORIES, DRAMAS AND CLIPS ARE NOW SAFELY STORED.

Also, I inadvertently introduced a few of my friends to Jyanni.

I already have a name picked out. )

And then we went to our friend's Off-Broadway play. When we came back, we relaxed in the common room and eventually stumbled on my Jmags.

You've been buying lesbian porn. )

Also, Shige in his drama? Is lust personified. I DECLARE IT SO.
zukkokya: (Default)
I knew it.

KNEW IT. ALL ALONG. KNEW.

...Kanjani∞ just finished ransacking another piece of my soul.


Defense 6: Ryo and Uchi.

Defense 5: Subaru.

Defense 4: They have a song called "Heavenly Psycho." And it begins like a ballad.

Defense 3: They're insane.

Defense 2: No, like, actually crazy.

ETA: Defense 1: This song. Period.

I just--I have no dignity anymore.
zukkokya: (Default)
So, within the past month, I've invested myself in both NewS and KAT-TUN. In some circles, that'd be considered a big enough commitment--be serious here, fourteen twelve boys is a lot. But this is JE, the biggest sanctioned orgy in existence. So, clearly there's more. Much, much more.

Enter ARASHI and Tackey & Tsubasa.

ARASHI. )

NEXT!

Takki & Tsubasa. (marginally work safe--they are married, they act married) )

To conclude: I didn't even have a chance.

Watch yourself around JE. It starts with you noticing, "Hey, that Yamapi kid's cute." BUT THE SECOND YOUR MIND WANDERS TO, "Hey, he sings, too!" YOU HAVE LOST.

(I expect either Kanjani8 or KinkiKids is next, though probably Kanjani8. Because it's Ryo's second group, in which he is a doofus.)
zukkokya: (Default)
For [livejournal.com profile] saaski_moql and those on my flist who have no idea WTF I've been going on about for the past week:

The Appendex )
zukkokya: (Default)
I've had self-awareness for a very long time. I am insane; I embrace that.

So, in fact, do my parents.

At lunch yesterday--

Parents: Meet NewS )

OKAY

Mar. 22nd, 2007 06:57 pm
zukkokya: (Default)
NEWS FLUENCY: TAKE 2 )

FTW??? CAN I BE RIGHT THIS TIME?
zukkokya: (Default)
Have question. Last May, NewS was suspended because of Kusano allegedly following in Uchi's drunken footsteps. What I don't understand is this "demoted status" business. What does being a "trainee" mean? I know they're not allowed to appear in television dramas or work with the band, but what exactly is it? A Johnny-style time out? And does anyone know how long it'll last? (Uchi's been suspended since 2004? What is he doing?)

... Okay, I lied. I have more questions. Did any of these boys (aside from Shige, who I've read is in college) go to school? Didn't some of them belong to Johnny's when they were itty bitty? How were they educated? ...Were they educated? *kof*Aiba*kof*

Also, why do I keep seeing NewS and KAT-TUN members randomly hanging out at work together? Is this a Johnny's thing where all the bands intermingle? (I'm still in a US pop mindset. IE: NSYNC and BSB never really spent time together. Or even knew each other as more than 'coworkers.')

And last one: what does it mean to "debut"?


Any information you have to offer will be met with love and respect and perhaps a muffin.
zukkokya: (Default)
First, watch the Hoshi wo Mezashite PV. For your continued good health, I mean. WHAT WAS MY LIFE LIKE BEFORE I KNEW THIS WORLD? Ah, last Wednesday, I remember thee well.

And, oh--hey, what's this? )

Basically, I 'discovered' Shige TEGOTEGOTEGO today. JUST WATCH HE WILL SHOEHORN HIS WAY INTO ALL MY FICS JUST LIKE RYO DOES. So, [livejournal.com profile] corimari, exactly what kind of relationship do Shige and Ryo have? MORE TO THE POINT CAN I MANIPULATE IT AND MAKE IT COMPLETELY ABOUT SEX AND HEARTS? YES, HAVE AMMO.


EDIT 10:27PM -- I AM PREPARED TO GO OUT AMONG THE SLEEPLESS MANY OF NEW YORK CITY. I USED STRAWBERRY SHOWER GEL AND I AM CURRENTLY WEARING CHERRY BODY SPRAY AND VANILLA DEODORANT. I SMELL OF VACHERRYBERRY. I thought everyone should know.
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Dear JE,

Take it. ("It" is open to interpretation.)

Yours,
Me


Today was awesomehappyfun! day. I only had one class eeeearly this morning (early translates to Before Noon) so my day was OPEN AND FREE LIKE RYO-CHAN'S SHIRTS. ♥♥♥

I spent three hours in Barnes & Noble. I brought my laptop to the cafe so I could write stories about foreign pop idols. TELL ME MY LIFE IS NOT MAGICAL. I WILL NOT BELIEVE YOU.

Then I wandered through the drama, manga, and non-fiction aisles (I already used up my fiction purchasing quota for the week D:) and made the mistake of reading the last few pages of RELOAD 6. I haven't read RELOAD at all yet because I dislike pining for weeks/months at a time for the next volume (bite me hard, Gravitation EX) but I wanted to make sure that the manga equals the anime in terms of ghei. AND IT DOES BUT HJKYA;NM )

So, my storying was way, crazy successful. I worked on my paintball Pin fic, my elephant Ryo/Shige fic and the Pin fic that's taking a turn for Ryo/Jin/Yamapi because Ryo won't go away.

(You know, in the three days I've known of his existence, Ryo has rapidly come to tie with Yamapi as my favorite boy of the balls. The guys call him Boss. He is an asshole. He knows he's an asshole. He's giddy about being an asshole. Thus, love. ♥Ryo-chan♥ He is sneaking into all of my stories. ... And I will allow it.)

Finally, I ended my outing to the Noble Kingdom of Barnes by walking from 82nd to 60th. This took me an hour and a half. Usually? This can take fifteen minutes. What was I doing? Staring at the sky because it was my favorite shade of blue and no clouds. *kof* and then I went into The Body Shop and traumatized my wallet.

Today so wins. *snuggles strawberry shower gel*

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