Hello.

Nov. 18th, 2011 11:35 am
zukkokya: (hi)

I am now in your lap.


I am enjoying your lap.


I am bored with your lap.


I would like to leave your lap.
(Maru: /interest)


You may not leave my lap.


K.

Aaand back to the Smut Meme. :D

(IF ANYONE WANTS TO, YOU KNOW, ADD MORE PROMPTS ABOUT SUBARU IN EYELINER, I WOULDN'T GET SAD. :DDD)
zukkokya: (subaru+guitar=OTP)

Hey, cool, my heart just stopped!

...

GOOD GLORIOUS UNGH


SUBARU


Th-that's all. *__*

I'm gonna go...write...something...after some more...um...wow. *_______________*

ETA:


DEAR TODAY,

I LOVE YOU, TOO.

SOMEHOW FLATLINING TWICE,
KYA
zukkokya: (Default)
This turned out to be pretty accurate for me! Note my shock at the top three.

Wait, let me practice.

...Whoa.

o__o

THE LIST OF GNNNNNNNNH! 2.0 )


&

AND NOW! I have a story!

Today in Japanese, we learned a new phrase!

わたしのすきなものは__です。
[The thing I like is __.]

Our professor had each of us say what we liked -- eighty of you already know how this is going to end.

I said, "わたしのすきなものは間ジャニ∞です!"
[The thing I like is Kanjani∞.]

She said, "Eh? What is it?"

"Kanjani∞." Grin. "Japanese band."

"Ah!" She laughed wryly, putting her hand on my shoulder. "Thank you."

And now! Thanks to メアリイ先生 (Merry-sensei :D), I can also say:

わたしのすきなアイドルは渋谷すばるです!
[The idol I like is Shibutani Subaru.]

Oh, the life I lead. ♥

ALSO. ALSO ALSO ALSO.

HINA BRICKED ME!!!

LOOK!

BRICKED! BY HINA! HEE!

MAGICAL SOMEONE -- I GIVE YOU MY HEART AND A TIN OF ∞-SHAPED COOKIES.

SOMEONE MADE JOURNALS FOR MY EITO MEME. I THINK IF I WEREN'T LAUGHING SO HARD I'D BE CRYING WITH GLEE.

ETA!:

[livejournal.com profile] pinpwns, you are both wonderful. ♥ I really am touched. Thank you! ♥ :D

♥♥♥!!!


I give you Yasu!back to thank you. :)

zukkokya: (Default)
UCHI UCHI UCHI UCHIIII!!!!




♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥






Today's Hot Moment!
きょうのかっこいいしゅんかん!




チュ
-キラキラ!
♥♥♥
zukkokya: (Default)
So, I've only watched about thirty seconds of Muchaburi so far. But contained in those thirty seconds is instance number 78JHU2HE2$%^&83EUH#Q2I of Subaru being pure win.


Subaru reads a fan's question to this episode's guest: "Dog discipline/training is a specialty, so who among Kanjani8 seems the easiest to train/discipline?"


Immediately, their guest says, "Subaru, sit!"


Subaru does. To shrieks, giggles and laughter. Maru nearly bursts a kidney.


Subaru stands proudly and says, "Ano...I think I'm good!"


Hina's review.


I couldn't watch Subaru go down on his knees without getting context, so I asked [livejournal.com profile] acchikocchi to translate this for me! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!! ILU MERRY-SENSEI! :D

Just. UTTER, PURE WIN. XDDDDDDDD

COMMENCE WITH THE VISUALS OF SUBARU ON HIS KNEES IN VARIOUS SITUATIONS. GO. SOMEONE WRITE ME K8 TRAINING SUBARU?

And hey, for fun:

[Poll #1096455]
zukkokya: (Default)
Dear Subaru,

WKEDJJWKANSLJKWDNJKWFSNBJKWNJ *________________________* CARRY ON

♥♥♥♥♥



P.S. kjwndkjlsndjkesndjkslfhneljksdfhnwjklesfnjeksdfhnwjklasenldwjkas


Dear Kanjani∞,

Heeeeeeeeeeee!

>>Fan

zukkokya: (Default)
As far as I can tell, Kanjani8's most recent guest wanted them to draw scary manga characters. (Either that, or Kanjani8 are even more supremely disturbed than previously believed.) Ohkura drew a large-headed woman with buck teeth, a huge nose and large breasts. After he shows it, Subaru says, "It's Hina!"

Hina not only laughs, but holds up the picture next to his face for comparison.

CAN I JUST. EXPRESS MY UNDYING DEVOTION TO HIM NOW? SERIOUSLY, HINA, HOW SO AWESOME.

"WE ARE PUTTING YOU ON TRIAL FOR ABUSING US NEEDLESSLY."
"HAHAHAHA."

"THAT PICTURE OF A LARGE-BREASTED YET UGLY WOMAN LOOKS LIKE YOU."
"HAHAHAHA."

"AFTER YOU KNOCKED YOURSELF OUT, WE PUT A FROG IN YOUR SWIM TRUNKS."
"HAHAHAHA."

And he returns their affection by beating them.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

[livejournal.com profile] pinkpapyrus I just realized that Subaru thinks Hina looks like an ugly, buck-toothed woman
[livejournal.com profile] araanaaz9 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[livejournal.com profile] aranaaz9 So much for the Hina/Subaru XDDD
[livejournal.com profile] pinkpapyrus THEY CAN STILL HAVE SEX
[livejournal.com profile] pinkpapyrus SUBARU WILL JUST WANT THE LIGHTS OFF

As for Subaru's...

[livejournal.com profile] pinkpapyrus I suspect the triangle is a thong
[livejournal.com profile] feather_down that is totally a thong . . .
[livejournal.com profile] pinkpapyrus It has no breasts
[livejournal.com profile] pinkpapyrus Maybe it's Yasu
[livejournal.com profile] pinkpapyrus In a thong
[livejournal.com profile] pinkpapyrus With one eye
[livejournal.com profile] feather_down i actually wondered if it was him in a thong
[livejournal.com profile] pinkpapyrus AHAHAHAHA
[livejournal.com profile] pinkpapyrus Wait, him Yasu or him Subaru?
[livejournal.com profile] feather_down him Subaru
[livejournal.com profile] pinkpapyrus ...Why can I imagine him drawing himself as a cyclops in a thong
[livejournal.com profile] feather_down because he totally would.

Yep. My favorite draws triangle thongs. That's the one I love.


AND HEY.

SPEAKING OF KANJANI8 --

I'MA DO ANOTHER MEME!

(Smooth transition, yes?)

BUT I'M NEARLY FINISHED WITH FINISHED THE HANADAN MEME!

SO THERE! *BEAMS*

Replacing one with the other. *V ARMS*

SO THIS IS THE MEME:

I made a list of every possible pairing and threesome in Kanjani8. Pick one, gimme any specifics you want. Time, place, whatever. Doesn't have to be porn. I'll do a drabble or a fic, if I am so inspired. ♥ YOSHI!

THE LIST OF KANJANIYAY )

(I gave up restraint the sixth time I watched Double.)
zukkokya: (Default)
[livejournal.com profile] araanaz9 K8 is awesome
[livejournal.com profile] araanaz9 All of them
[livejournal.com profile] pinkpapyrus I CANNOT STAND IT
[livejournal.com profile] pinkpapyrus OH MY GOD IDEA
[livejournal.com profile] pinkpapyrus WHEN I FINISH PIN I'M DOING ANOTHER MEME
[livejournal.com profile] pinkpapyrus EITO-GROUP-MEME
[livejournal.com profile] pinkpapyrus I ALWAYS SAY I WANT TO WRITE EITO AS A GROUP, BUT I CAN'T THINK OF THINGS
[livejournal.com profile] pinkpapyrus MEME OPPORTUNITY
[livejournal.com profile] araanaz9 HAHAHAHAHA! Oh Kya


Still working on Pin. IT GOT LONG OKAY. I CAN'T TIE JIN UP AND NOT LINGER ON THE VISUAL FOR FEW DECADES HOURS. IT'S JUST NOT POSSIBLE. I DON'T HAVE THE POWER. (I still don't know what that's from, but I hear/use it all the time. Scottish accent frequently attempted. XDDD I do better at Irish. Hi there rambling.)


I'M DOING ANOTHER MEME. IT'S BAD AND I'M BAD AND I KNOW AND I'M DOING IT ANYWAY.



EITO MEME



[livejournal.com profile] araanaz9 IS IT POSTED YET
[livejournal.com profile] pinkpapyrus NOT YET HANG ON
[livejournal.com profile] pinkpapyrus I'M STILL THINKING OF A PREMISE TO JUSTIFY THIS
[livejournal.com profile] pinkpapyrus Requesting pairings within Eito?
[livejournal.com profile] pinkpapyrus Or just orgy scenarios?
[livejournal.com profile] araanaz9 ... do you want to write that many orgies?
[livejournal.com profile] pinkpapyrus ...Why wouldn't I?
[livejournal.com profile] araanaz9 Orgies are hard!
[livejournal.com profile] araanaz9 IT'S 8 PEOPLE
[livejournal.com profile] araanaz9 8 HIMS
[livejournal.com profile] araanaz9 16 ARMS, 16 HANDS
[livejournal.com profile] pinkpapyrus ...I'M NOT SEEING THE NEGATIVE YET

I WILL WRITE EITO ORGY SOMEDAY BUT TODAY IS NOT THAT DAY. Kei's point is valid. XDDD Difficult for a shortish reply.

SO THIS TIME:

Like with the Hanadan meme, give me characters and an occasion, and I'll write eight lines about it. You can request one boy or eight, I don't mind! Pairings are fine, threesomes are sexy and if you want to throw in an orgy request I'll make the attempt. ♥

SOMEONE REQUEST SOMETHING WITH YOKO/HINA.

I'm meddling in my own meme. In case you missed what I just did. I meddled. Shamelessly. Give me some married action, people. /meddling

STARTO!

ETA: REQUEST A LOT.

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