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Good morning, lovely people! :D

After ten minutes of deliberation, I've decided to do Something Stupid. :D

I'm going to fill all of the Smut Meme prompts.

I figure since this is the first year in...maybe five years? that I won't be doing Yuletide, and with hols finished, I really don't have any writing obligations (other than fic for [livejournal.com profile] spurious for being my kind and diligent Fic Index Overlord and a ficlet for [livejournal.com profile] ohmiya_sg for subbing Things That Are of the Magic), it's not an entirely insane goal. Porn is fun to write, and I've always looked back on the first Smut Meme with a kind of, Aww, if I'd filled them all that would have been marvelous.

So I'm gonna do it for this one. :D

I'll leave prompting open for another twenty-four hours, and then whatever number I have tomorrow morning will be the number of fills I'll be aiming to finish. I'm not putting a deadline on this because exchanges gave me enough stress XD but I might probably have [livejournal.com profile] spurious and [livejournal.com profile] fuyukoi stabbing me in the face occasionally to finish it, so it'll get done.


On a separate note, Russia is preparing to pass a bill that would "make it illegal for any person to write a book, publish an article or speak in public about being gay, lesbian or transgender." I signed this petition nine hours ago when the number of signatures was 25,000~ and it's already reached 80,400~ as I'm typing this. Please not only sign this but spread the news, too. (And now that I've finished the post, it's at 81,500~.)


...Porn and social justice in one post. .........Hm. I feel like this isn't quite random enough.


Hey, look, That Guy with the Glasses reviewing the new Twilight helicopter crash! :D

And also, gorgeous Fight for the Eight icons. That's Subaru in eyeliner. (:DDDDDDD)

Aaaand Takki and Tsubasa drinking champagne in bed.


The shot where Takki actually gets to sit on the bed with Tsubasa must be in Takki's wallet.

Happy Tuesday, everyone! :D

ETA: Juuust to clarify! Smut Meme will close on 11/23, 9:30AM Japan time.
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MY LIFE (Alt. Title -- Why I'm Clearly Unqualified for Independent Living):

[Lights up on the dormitory suite of an NYC university. Girl stands before the refrigerator holding a large container of strawberries. The refrigerator is stuffed to bursting. She contemplates her plight. She begins foisting strawberries off on suitemates/friends/people in the hallway. Still, soon it is two AM and there is half a container left. She makes Brave Face and eats. Them. All. Enter Suitemate of Incredible Awesomeness.]

SIA: Paper going well?

[Girl looks up from sprawl on floor.]

GIRL: Yes. I foresee a breakthrough.

SIA: Where are the strawberries?

GIRL: I ate them.

SIA: ...All of them?

GIRL: I didn't want them to go bad. Refrigerator's full.

SIA: ...So. Um.

[Girl senses bad times coming soon. Tilts head back suspiciously.]

GIRL: What?

SIA: You don't have to keep strawberries in the refrigerator.

GIRL: ...Stop speaking RIGHT NOW.

SIA: That's why they're not in the cooled part of the store. You should, um, look this stuff up before you decide to eat a pound of something.

[Beat.]

GIRL: How...how much longer do I have?

SIA: Not long. A week. Maybe two hours.

GIRL: Curse you, strawberries! [Flails one arm in Decidedly Unthreatening Manner.] I have a disease!

SIA: Yeah, it's called stupidity.

GIRL: Hating you now.

SIA: Is there any pizza left?

GIRL: OUT. OUT.

[Lights down.]

SCENE 2

[Lights up. It's 9:02, and Girl crawls onto the common room couch. Lies in a position that does not look--is not--comfortable. Sobs.]

GIRL: STRAWBERRIES. STRAWBERRIES. STRAAAAWWWBERRIEEEEES.

[Lights down.]


Be honest, how many of you want my brain? I AM WAY GENIUS. SMARTER THAN--njajhjffkk. Oh my ghei, I hurt. *dies more*

ETA: WHY ARE PEOPLE EATING AROUND ME? DO NONE OF YOU HAVE DECENCY?! THEY EAT NEAR ME BUT THEY WILL NOT SHOOT ME. lknm,als;

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