zukkokya: (subassan <3)
SUBASSAN




CAN'T LOOK AT THIS AND NOT WRITE A FICLET SO HERE IS A FICLET:

Title: Doesn't Count
Fandom: JE - Kanjani∞
Pairing/characters: Subaru/Yasu
Rating: PG
Word Count: 350~
Disclaimer: Total fiction.
Summary: Yasu's logic brings them to the top of a mountain with a borrowed hotel blanket.

It's kind of a jerkish thing to say after all Yasu's done to make this happen, but Subaru feels it needs saying. )
zukkokya: (EYELINER on that man does things to me)
Good morning, lovely people! :D

After ten minutes of deliberation, I've decided to do Something Stupid. :D

I'm going to fill all of the Smut Meme prompts.

I figure since this is the first year in...maybe five years? that I won't be doing Yuletide, and with hols finished, I really don't have any writing obligations (other than fic for [livejournal.com profile] spurious for being my kind and diligent Fic Index Overlord and a ficlet for [livejournal.com profile] ohmiya_sg for subbing Things That Are of the Magic), it's not an entirely insane goal. Porn is fun to write, and I've always looked back on the first Smut Meme with a kind of, Aww, if I'd filled them all that would have been marvelous.

So I'm gonna do it for this one. :D

I'll leave prompting open for another twenty-four hours, and then whatever number I have tomorrow morning will be the number of fills I'll be aiming to finish. I'm not putting a deadline on this because exchanges gave me enough stress XD but I might probably have [livejournal.com profile] spurious and [livejournal.com profile] fuyukoi stabbing me in the face occasionally to finish it, so it'll get done.


On a separate note, Russia is preparing to pass a bill that would "make it illegal for any person to write a book, publish an article or speak in public about being gay, lesbian or transgender." I signed this petition nine hours ago when the number of signatures was 25,000~ and it's already reached 80,400~ as I'm typing this. Please not only sign this but spread the news, too. (And now that I've finished the post, it's at 81,500~.)


...Porn and social justice in one post. .........Hm. I feel like this isn't quite random enough.


Hey, look, That Guy with the Glasses reviewing the new Twilight helicopter crash! :D

And also, gorgeous Fight for the Eight icons. That's Subaru in eyeliner. (:DDDDDDD)

Aaaand Takki and Tsubasa drinking champagne in bed.


The shot where Takki actually gets to sit on the bed with Tsubasa must be in Takki's wallet.

Happy Tuesday, everyone! :D

ETA: Juuust to clarify! Smut Meme will close on 11/23, 9:30AM Japan time.

Hello.

Nov. 18th, 2011 11:35 am
zukkokya: (hi)

I am now in your lap.


I am enjoying your lap.


I am bored with your lap.


I would like to leave your lap.
(Maru: /interest)


You may not leave my lap.


K.

Aaand back to the Smut Meme. :D

(IF ANYONE WANTS TO, YOU KNOW, ADD MORE PROMPTS ABOUT SUBARU IN EYELINER, I WOULDN'T GET SAD. :DDD)
zukkokya: (amusement much)
THE EIGHT DAYS OF EITO

Day One: Rank the members based on one (or more, if you like) of the  following criteria: eyes, ass, hands, mouth, feet, forehead. Use of visual aids is encouraged.
Day Two: What is your favorite: solo song, unit song, song in general?
Day Three: What rumor do you hope/believe is true?
Day Four: If you read fic, recommend a fic! If you don’t, link to a favorite fanvid/post a favorite gif/picture.
Day Five: What units would you like to see (that we haven’t seen before)? Give a top three.
Day Six: A member of another Johnny’s group joins Kanjani8 for a month. Who would you want it to be and why?
Day Seven: What do you think is each member’s best/hottest hairstyle? Use of visual aids is, again, encouraged.
Day Eight: If you could go back in time and see any concert (that there exists a DVD of), which one would you attend and why?

- Day Two -

Solo Song: So I know "Mr. Traveling Man" is a TOKIO song and Subaru only covered it but ngk. After that, "Ruwa." And after that, "Watashi Kagami." And after those, all of Yoko's solos. XD It just sounds like Yoko has a lot of fun with his solos, so they're fun to listen to. And then "Forward" because I don't know. XD It's a soccer term. I have a soft spot for soccer. ([livejournal.com profile] acchikocchi is aware of this, I think. XD)

Unit Song: Naniwa Iroha Bushi. I think this is always going to be my favorite song of theirs. At first it was because it's an incredible song but now there's all kinds of nostalgia tied to it, too, so it'll be my favorite for both musical and sentimental reasons. And, dude, the PV. XD Uchi's in it, first of all, which makes it automatically hearty. Then there's other stuff like the lolzy costumes and the severe low budget and the CG and the dancing and it's such a terrible PV, but they made it work somehow. By being hot, and by being awesome Kansai boys. *fist pump*

ETA: Unit as in Duet/Collaboration/etc: ONE. Because ONE. SubaruBAND, guh.

Song: Naniwa, but Monogram is a close second. *_____* I can't explain what I love so much about Monogram except that it feels so happy and all-encompassing. Plus it's fun to sing. :D
zukkokya: (Default)
As far as I can tell, Kanjani8's most recent guest wanted them to draw scary manga characters. (Either that, or Kanjani8 are even more supremely disturbed than previously believed.) Ohkura drew a large-headed woman with buck teeth, a huge nose and large breasts. After he shows it, Subaru says, "It's Hina!"

Hina not only laughs, but holds up the picture next to his face for comparison.

CAN I JUST. EXPRESS MY UNDYING DEVOTION TO HIM NOW? SERIOUSLY, HINA, HOW SO AWESOME.

"WE ARE PUTTING YOU ON TRIAL FOR ABUSING US NEEDLESSLY."
"HAHAHAHA."

"THAT PICTURE OF A LARGE-BREASTED YET UGLY WOMAN LOOKS LIKE YOU."
"HAHAHAHA."

"AFTER YOU KNOCKED YOURSELF OUT, WE PUT A FROG IN YOUR SWIM TRUNKS."
"HAHAHAHA."

And he returns their affection by beating them.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

[livejournal.com profile] pinkpapyrus I just realized that Subaru thinks Hina looks like an ugly, buck-toothed woman
[livejournal.com profile] araanaaz9 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[livejournal.com profile] aranaaz9 So much for the Hina/Subaru XDDD
[livejournal.com profile] pinkpapyrus THEY CAN STILL HAVE SEX
[livejournal.com profile] pinkpapyrus SUBARU WILL JUST WANT THE LIGHTS OFF

As for Subaru's...

[livejournal.com profile] pinkpapyrus I suspect the triangle is a thong
[livejournal.com profile] feather_down that is totally a thong . . .
[livejournal.com profile] pinkpapyrus It has no breasts
[livejournal.com profile] pinkpapyrus Maybe it's Yasu
[livejournal.com profile] pinkpapyrus In a thong
[livejournal.com profile] pinkpapyrus With one eye
[livejournal.com profile] feather_down i actually wondered if it was him in a thong
[livejournal.com profile] pinkpapyrus AHAHAHAHA
[livejournal.com profile] pinkpapyrus Wait, him Yasu or him Subaru?
[livejournal.com profile] feather_down him Subaru
[livejournal.com profile] pinkpapyrus ...Why can I imagine him drawing himself as a cyclops in a thong
[livejournal.com profile] feather_down because he totally would.

Yep. My favorite draws triangle thongs. That's the one I love.


AND HEY.

SPEAKING OF KANJANI8 --

I'MA DO ANOTHER MEME!

(Smooth transition, yes?)

BUT I'M NEARLY FINISHED WITH FINISHED THE HANADAN MEME!

SO THERE! *BEAMS*

Replacing one with the other. *V ARMS*

SO THIS IS THE MEME:

I made a list of every possible pairing and threesome in Kanjani8. Pick one, gimme any specifics you want. Time, place, whatever. Doesn't have to be porn. I'll do a drabble or a fic, if I am so inspired. ♥ YOSHI!

THE LIST OF KANJANIYAY )

(I gave up restraint the sixth time I watched Double.)

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