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1) Him:

2) Them:

3) This:


[livejournal.com profile] spurious created a fic index for me, and it's thorough and organized and SHE IS WONDERFUL. :DDDDDD

Thank you so much, Rokaasan. *_____* Your "Thank You Thank You Thank You Payment" is forthcoming. :D
zukkokya: (ai ai gasa)
Here at [livejournal.com profile] pinkpapyrus we like to celebrate the existence of hot men in the Japanese entertainment industry who happen to be ceilingfuck nuts. :D

INSTANCE #1: TAKIZAWA HIDEAKI AND THE THINGS TAKIZAWA HIDEAKI LIKES

Takki and Tsubasa are asked what they like about each other. Tsubasa tells the Legend of Tokyo Dome, and the host reacts appropriately:

HOST: WHAT THE HELL KIND OF INCOME DO YOU MAKE, TAKKI.
TAKKI: No, no, no! I just asked for it! I asked them to make it cheap!
TSUBASA: Like a wife.*
HOST: Right. "Please give me Tokyo Dome!" That did not happen, you insane human being.

*I think that's what he says – I couldn't hear him well over HOST trying to make TAKKI explain his entirely normal birthday gift epic. "Wife" was definitely in there, though.

Next, they ask Takki what he likes about Tsubasa.


TAKKI: I like seeing you cry! :D

Yup. Also, he's claimed that one of his turn-ons is when women stand pigeon-toed. Just, you know, to give you some idea of scale here. He explains that sometimes at the end of concerts, Tsubasa will be so deeply moved that he'll cry (usually during/after "epilogue," since that's basically Their Song), so Takki likes the close feeling it gives them.

You know what, though? This isn't all that weird. Takki just likes that Tsubasa cares so much. So, really, how he said it is strange, but the sentiment is really sweet.

Unlike –

INSTANCE #2: IMAI TSUBASA AND THE THINGS IMAI TSUBASA LIKES

During their recent tour, Takki and Tsubasa were filmed getting ready for a few appearances in Nagoya. Takki's on the couch styling his hair,

and Tsubasa's fanboying an iron.

That is a steam iron, the object Takki is currently competing against for Tsubasa's undying love.

What you see in those images above is the following:

TSUBASA: TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT SO I CAN IRON IT.
TAKKI: *does so*
TSUBASA: HEEEEE. *IRONS* HERE YOU GO. :D
TAKKI: Thanks, Mom. XD
TSUBASA: WHAT ELSE CAN I IRON. THIS IS AMAZING.

[Five minutes later]

TSUBASA: *on his laptop* I FOUND THE WHITE VERSION! IRONING IS AMAZING. :DDDDD
TAKKI: ...Are you drunk? XD

TIP: WHEN TAKKI THINKS YOU ARE BEING WEIRD, YOU ARE IN FACT SEVEN LEVELS ABOVE WEIRD.

The End


- Smut Meme Update! -
Subaru/Yasu, wherein they wake up as women
Takki/Tsubasa, jealous!Tsubasa

[Total: 12/141]
zukkokya: (ai ai gasa)
So! T&T've released their new single and recently they've been making rounds to promote it on every single variety show in Japan. Yesterday they appeared on Sukiri for about six minutes, and for most of it they're all professional and mild.


Tsubasa: Ngk. Tired.
Takki: I don't remember what pillows feel like.

I was all prepared to cut it short and go on to #394 of the 91,344,000 appearances they've done in the last week when I heard Takki burst out cackling.

The moment Tsubasa starts talking about him, Takki's face goes from:

to

Then the host decides to make the fans happy:

Host: Do you like Takki? (好き)

Takki: *HUGE BURST OF LAUGHTER*
Tsubasa: I love him. (大好き)
Host: And Takki, do you like Tsubasa-kun?
Takki: I love him! (大好き!)
Everyone: *laughter*
Tsubasa: He's in love with me. ( しています)

As [livejournal.com profile] fuyukoi put it, "Seriously, I feel like I'd be doing a disservice to Tsubasa if I didn't ship them."
zukkokya: (EYELINER on that man does things to me)
Good morning, lovely people! :D

After ten minutes of deliberation, I've decided to do Something Stupid. :D

I'm going to fill all of the Smut Meme prompts.

I figure since this is the first year in...maybe five years? that I won't be doing Yuletide, and with hols finished, I really don't have any writing obligations (other than fic for [livejournal.com profile] spurious for being my kind and diligent Fic Index Overlord and a ficlet for [livejournal.com profile] ohmiya_sg for subbing Things That Are of the Magic), it's not an entirely insane goal. Porn is fun to write, and I've always looked back on the first Smut Meme with a kind of, Aww, if I'd filled them all that would have been marvelous.

So I'm gonna do it for this one. :D

I'll leave prompting open for another twenty-four hours, and then whatever number I have tomorrow morning will be the number of fills I'll be aiming to finish. I'm not putting a deadline on this because exchanges gave me enough stress XD but I might probably have [livejournal.com profile] spurious and [livejournal.com profile] fuyukoi stabbing me in the face occasionally to finish it, so it'll get done.


On a separate note, Russia is preparing to pass a bill that would "make it illegal for any person to write a book, publish an article or speak in public about being gay, lesbian or transgender." I signed this petition nine hours ago when the number of signatures was 25,000~ and it's already reached 80,400~ as I'm typing this. Please not only sign this but spread the news, too. (And now that I've finished the post, it's at 81,500~.)


...Porn and social justice in one post. .........Hm. I feel like this isn't quite random enough.


Hey, look, That Guy with the Glasses reviewing the new Twilight helicopter crash! :D

And also, gorgeous Fight for the Eight icons. That's Subaru in eyeliner. (:DDDDDDD)

Aaaand Takki and Tsubasa drinking champagne in bed.


The shot where Takki actually gets to sit on the bed with Tsubasa must be in Takki's wallet.

Happy Tuesday, everyone! :D

ETA: Juuust to clarify! Smut Meme will close on 11/23, 9:30AM Japan time.
zukkokya: (kamen)
Since most of my fics are turning Long and I'm not allowed to do memes until I finish hols, I figured out something else I can regularly post. :D

THE WAYS IN WHICH TAKKI AND TSUBASA ARE RAINBOW MARRIED

#1


"According to Tsubasa, he was told to come to the Tokyo Dome for an interview for a magazine, but it was actually his birthday party. When he entered the Dome, there was a message saying 'Happy Birthday' on the screen, and Takizawa, the staff, and other friends showed up in baseball uniforms. It was a secret baseball game for Tsubasa, and Takizawa reserved the Tokyo Dome just to play the baseball game.

"Takizawa said, 'It was for him (Tsubasa) because he loves baseball, and I wanted to make it big since this is the last year of his 20s.'

"Tsubasa answered, 'He (Takizawa) is my treasure. I want to keep showing us off as a love-love couple.'"

- Tokyo Hive

- A clip containing several takes on the Epic Hug from last year's Matsuri tour, plus Tsubasa announcing to the world that Takki's his treasure ♥
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GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE!



Today, may someone close to you lift you aloft by your ankles and swing you around in a merry, merry circle.

Ensuing spectacularly acrobatic sex optional, but encouraged.

All in honor of this beauteous image.
zukkokya: (kamen)
Here is what Takki did for Tsubasa's birthday this year:

He rented a private room for the two of them at a Chinese restaurant. Then they took a limousine to the party venue. On the way, they drank champagne and watched their own PVs on the interior monitor. At the party, Takki took around three hundred photos and then presented everyone with a birthday video he stayed up until five in the morning making. Also, he gave Tsubasa a 40-inch, 3D TV screen.

Also also, Tsubasa said that one day recently he and Takki woke up at seven and had breakfast together at the fish market. And then possibly spent the rest of the day together also. I missed the part when he talked about it. *waits for radio transcript*

Also also also, there is a small picture in December's Myojo of Takki at one of their cons swinging Tsubasa around in a circle by his ankles. And Tsubasa's reaction to this seems to be basically, "lol, whee."

Dear boys,

Be cuter. Just try.

Sincerely,
The Universe

SIX MORE DAYS AND THEN I WILL SEE THEIR INSANE ADORABLENESS IN PERSON. :DDDDDD
zukkokya: (tacky sparkleface)
TABLOID: So, guys. Guess what. Takki–THAT Takki, the idol, from Johnny's, that Takki–was photographed going into a hotel with a ~WOMAN~!

Oh, by the way, he's touring now with his unit TACKEY & TSUBASA and also they are releasing an album next month but

A WOMAN! SCANDALOUS, RIGHT? :DDDDD

/tabloid

So that was amusing on its own, right? But it also comes on the heels of this:

Nakai knows everything )





No, really, he does )

[[livejournal.com profile] epicwaters I haven't forgotten about your Tsubasa/Subaru! ♥ I keep changing ideas–so now I have four Tsubasa/Subarus started. XDDD This happens kind of frequently, actually.]
zukkokya: (tacky sparkleface)
So, Awesome Snuggle Photo is probably a manip. Almost certainly. I'll still give it a 1-2% chance that it's genuine just because maybe Takki can detach his arm and never told anyone.

Maybe Takki is an X-Man. ... *AU thoughts*

...OKAY ANYWAY.

I was sorting out my desktop, since it's overcrowded with K8 stuff and Supernatural stuff and T&T stuff and tumblr stuff (aebwjhja tumblr), and I opened a folder full of T&T's con photos and, seriously,

they pretty much do all the shipping for us. )

I appreciate it when my OTPs ship themselves. :D



WE KNOW YOU ARE. THANK YOU FOR REMINDING US, THOUGH.


Soooo, I guess I'll just have to settle for this being their fanserviciest photo:

SUBTEXT! :D )

Oh how I suffer.


IN CONCLUSION,



Canon: Tsubasa's kisses are delicious.
zukkokya: (sparkle hips)
OKAY.

SO.

THIS EXISTS:



*______________________________________________________________________*

GUYS.

THIS IS EVEN FANSERVICIER THAN THAT SHOT OF THEM MOSTLY NAKED IN BED TOGETHER.

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THIS MAGIC CAME FROM? THIS IMAGE IS SO SMALL.

IS IT FROM A CALENDAR? BECAUSE NEED.

...OKAY. UM. BACK TO SLEEPING. WHICH I AM DOING. NOW.

...

TAKKI'S ARM IS STRETCHED OUT UNDER TSUBASA. THEIR LEGS ARE OVERLAPPED. YOU GUYS, THIS PHOTO IS A FIC IN ITSELF.

NGK.

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