zukkokya: (rainbow married)
The wonder and danger of this magical fandom full of boy bands is that you think you know. You think you have a handle on how talented they are, how funny they are, how weird they are, and you're always, always wrong. You'll never know, because there'll always be something new or something you somehow missed and BAM – new reasons to go, "Oh, them."

WHICH BRINGS US TO TODAY'S EDITION OF:


☆ OH, TACKY WING ☆


Today! We have an episode of Hey Hey Hey! from 4/16/2007, wherein Takki and Tsubasa discuss each other's birthdays (customized shirts, suit dress code, special-purpose bodyguards, etc.), Tsubasa shows photographic evidence of his anal-retentive tendencies, and Takki does magic tricks.

Heyx3 )

Also, Takki's twenty-fifth birthday was on a Thursday, which is when Yoko and Hina air Recomen, so they called up Takki to wish him a happy birthday.

Recomen )

So, yes. Always new cute things waiting for you in this fandom. :D

zukkokya: (THROAT)
I took a question from that meme that was going around a while ago and made it into a picspam post. :DDDD


Three Physical Things That Appeal to You


Stomach )

Hair )
BONUS )
zukkokya: (Default)
1) Him:

2) Them:

3) This:


[livejournal.com profile] spurious created a fic index for me, and it's thorough and organized and SHE IS WONDERFUL. :DDDDDD

Thank you so much, Rokaasan. *_____* Your "Thank You Thank You Thank You Payment" is forthcoming. :D
zukkokya: (ai ai gasa)
Here at [livejournal.com profile] pinkpapyrus we like to celebrate the existence of hot men in the Japanese entertainment industry who happen to be ceilingfuck nuts. :D

INSTANCE #1: TAKIZAWA HIDEAKI AND THE THINGS TAKIZAWA HIDEAKI LIKES

Takki and Tsubasa are asked what they like about each other. Tsubasa tells the Legend of Tokyo Dome, and the host reacts appropriately:

HOST: WHAT THE HELL KIND OF INCOME DO YOU MAKE, TAKKI.
TAKKI: No, no, no! I just asked for it! I asked them to make it cheap!
TSUBASA: Like a wife.*
HOST: Right. "Please give me Tokyo Dome!" That did not happen, you insane human being.

*I think that's what he says – I couldn't hear him well over HOST trying to make TAKKI explain his entirely normal birthday gift epic. "Wife" was definitely in there, though.

Next, they ask Takki what he likes about Tsubasa.


TAKKI: I like seeing you cry! :D

Yup. Also, he's claimed that one of his turn-ons is when women stand pigeon-toed. Just, you know, to give you some idea of scale here. He explains that sometimes at the end of concerts, Tsubasa will be so deeply moved that he'll cry (usually during/after "epilogue," since that's basically Their Song), so Takki likes the close feeling it gives them.

You know what, though? This isn't all that weird. Takki just likes that Tsubasa cares so much. So, really, how he said it is strange, but the sentiment is really sweet.

Unlike –

INSTANCE #2: IMAI TSUBASA AND THE THINGS IMAI TSUBASA LIKES

During their recent tour, Takki and Tsubasa were filmed getting ready for a few appearances in Nagoya. Takki's on the couch styling his hair,

and Tsubasa's fanboying an iron.

That is a steam iron, the object Takki is currently competing against for Tsubasa's undying love.

What you see in those images above is the following:

TSUBASA: TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT SO I CAN IRON IT.
TAKKI: *does so*
TSUBASA: HEEEEE. *IRONS* HERE YOU GO. :D
TAKKI: Thanks, Mom. XD
TSUBASA: WHAT ELSE CAN I IRON. THIS IS AMAZING.

[Five minutes later]

TSUBASA: *on his laptop* I FOUND THE WHITE VERSION! IRONING IS AMAZING. :DDDDD
TAKKI: ...Are you drunk? XD

TIP: WHEN TAKKI THINKS YOU ARE BEING WEIRD, YOU ARE IN FACT SEVEN LEVELS ABOVE WEIRD.

The End


- Smut Meme Update! -
Subaru/Yasu, wherein they wake up as women
Takki/Tsubasa, jealous!Tsubasa

[Total: 12/141]
zukkokya: (ai ai gasa)
So! T&T've released their new single and recently they've been making rounds to promote it on every single variety show in Japan. Yesterday they appeared on Sukiri for about six minutes, and for most of it they're all professional and mild.


Tsubasa: Ngk. Tired.
Takki: I don't remember what pillows feel like.

I was all prepared to cut it short and go on to #394 of the 91,344,000 appearances they've done in the last week when I heard Takki burst out cackling.

The moment Tsubasa starts talking about him, Takki's face goes from:

to

Then the host decides to make the fans happy:

Host: Do you like Takki? (好き)

Takki: *HUGE BURST OF LAUGHTER*
Tsubasa: I love him. (大好き)
Host: And Takki, do you like Tsubasa-kun?
Takki: I love him! (大好き!)
Everyone: *laughter*
Tsubasa: He's in love with me. ( しています)

As [livejournal.com profile] fuyukoi put it, "Seriously, I feel like I'd be doing a disservice to Tsubasa if I didn't ship them."
zukkokya: (fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu(ck))
ICHIBAN SHOW HOST: For the sake of nostalgia, let us all look together at some of your old drama roles!



TSUBASA: ...Fuck.


TSUBASA: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.


TSUBASA: REALLY. MUST WE. MUST WE REALLY.


TSUBASA: LALALA YOU ASSHOLES. LALALA.


TSUBASA: WHICH ANCESTOR OF YOURS DID I OFFEND IN A PAST LIFE.


BEST PART? TAKKI'S REACTION TO TSUBASA'S SUFFERING:

TAKKI: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.


ETA: Now with customized icon. XD
zukkokya: (kamen)
For those of you on Tumblr!

I've started takitsubakink, because seriously















They ask for it.

Inspired by [livejournal.com profile] spurious's eitokink and [livejournal.com profile] lover_youshould's arashikink. ♥
zukkokya: (kamen)
Since most of my fics are turning Long and I'm not allowed to do memes until I finish hols, I figured out something else I can regularly post. :D

THE WAYS IN WHICH TAKKI AND TSUBASA ARE RAINBOW MARRIED

#1


"According to Tsubasa, he was told to come to the Tokyo Dome for an interview for a magazine, but it was actually his birthday party. When he entered the Dome, there was a message saying 'Happy Birthday' on the screen, and Takizawa, the staff, and other friends showed up in baseball uniforms. It was a secret baseball game for Tsubasa, and Takizawa reserved the Tokyo Dome just to play the baseball game.

"Takizawa said, 'It was for him (Tsubasa) because he loves baseball, and I wanted to make it big since this is the last year of his 20s.'

"Tsubasa answered, 'He (Takizawa) is my treasure. I want to keep showing us off as a love-love couple.'"

- Tokyo Hive

- A clip containing several takes on the Epic Hug from last year's Matsuri tour, plus Tsubasa announcing to the world that Takki's his treasure ♥
zukkokya: (tacky wing)
In case anyone doubted my capacity for awesome life choices:

♥ I SAW TACKEY & TSUBASA THREE TIMES IN A ROW LAST WEEK ♥


As [livejournal.com profile] spurious says, "This is your life, these are your choices."

I regret nothing. :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I've loved T&T since I got into fandom in 2007, but I wasn't well-connected with any deeply knowledgeable T&T fans, so I've been missing out on lots of adorable details that I'm only finding out about now thanks to the Almost Disturbing Searching Skills of [livejournal.com profile] fuyukoi and the wealth of information that is the team of [livejournal.com profile] lovespiral and [livejournal.com profile] luin_lote. I probably would have looked harder for T&T-related things all this time since Tsubasa's my second favorite in Johnnys, but it's not as easy finding things for them as it is in K8 fandom, plus Subaru is extremely distracting. (Oh, hey, speaking of! While I was in Harajuku I got the awesomest picture of him making a crazy face while holding a massive signed-ball gun. ♥ Voila )

I have Feelings about Subaru. ♥ XD)

So anyway! In October, I got tickets to see T&T three times, three days in a row, and I now have purikura-level stars permanently fused to my irises.

Follow the cut to the Land of Eternalle Homosexuall Fyre (WARNING: There's a LOT of Married Going on Under Here) )

ETA: I'm also really curious about the last con! If anyone went to the last Hiroshima con, please share your experience! I've been wondering if they were leading up to anything with all the handkissing. XD
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GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE!



Today, may someone close to you lift you aloft by your ankles and swing you around in a merry, merry circle.

Ensuing spectacularly acrobatic sex optional, but encouraged.

All in honor of this beauteous image.
zukkokya: (kamen)
Here is what Takki did for Tsubasa's birthday this year:

He rented a private room for the two of them at a Chinese restaurant. Then they took a limousine to the party venue. On the way, they drank champagne and watched their own PVs on the interior monitor. At the party, Takki took around three hundred photos and then presented everyone with a birthday video he stayed up until five in the morning making. Also, he gave Tsubasa a 40-inch, 3D TV screen.

Also also, Tsubasa said that one day recently he and Takki woke up at seven and had breakfast together at the fish market. And then possibly spent the rest of the day together also. I missed the part when he talked about it. *waits for radio transcript*

Also also also, there is a small picture in December's Myojo of Takki at one of their cons swinging Tsubasa around in a circle by his ankles. And Tsubasa's reaction to this seems to be basically, "lol, whee."

Dear boys,

Be cuter. Just try.

Sincerely,
The Universe

SIX MORE DAYS AND THEN I WILL SEE THEIR INSANE ADORABLENESS IN PERSON. :DDDDDD
zukkokya: (tacky sparkleface)
TABLOID: So, guys. Guess what. Takki–THAT Takki, the idol, from Johnny's, that Takki–was photographed going into a hotel with a ~WOMAN~!

Oh, by the way, he's touring now with his unit TACKEY & TSUBASA and also they are releasing an album next month but

A WOMAN! SCANDALOUS, RIGHT? :DDDDD

/tabloid

So that was amusing on its own, right? But it also comes on the heels of this:

Nakai knows everything )





No, really, he does )

[[livejournal.com profile] epicwaters I haven't forgotten about your Tsubasa/Subaru! ♥ I keep changing ideas–so now I have four Tsubasa/Subarus started. XDDD This happens kind of frequently, actually.]
zukkokya: (tacky sparkleface)
Most of what I know about pro wrestling comes from watching Pay-Per-View commercials and that one episode of South Park. So when I was introduced to JE back in 2007 and Cori told me that Takki's original dream was to be a pro wrestler, I had images of headlocks and metal folding chairs and I just went, "Oh, sweetheart, no. Think of your face. And your life." Aaand I never gave it much more thought, just an occasional, "Poor Takki. He can't help his size. Ah, well, at least he enjoys his feather boas."

Then I decided to write an AU in which Takki tries to go after his dream despite his size, so I started doing some research on pro wrestling in Japan.

And. Okay.

Dear sweet rainboas of mercy )
zukkokya: (ai ai gasa)


Someone wants to nail someone else through the floor~

I DID NOT EDIT THIS

THIS HAPPENS IN THE PV

CUT LIKE THIS

SOMEHOW EVERY OTHER TIME I'VE WATCHED VENUS I'VE MISSED THIS PART

GUH

BE MARRIED FOREVER, YOU TWO

UNF
zukkokya: (making coffee appealing)
1.)

THE EIGHT DAYS OF EITO

Day One: Rank the members based on one (or more, if you like) of the following criteria: eyes, ass, hands, mouth, feet, forehead. Use of visual aids is encouraged.
Day Two: What is your favorite: solo song, unit song, song in general?
Day Three: What rumor do you hope/believe is true?
Day Four: If you read fic, recommend a fic! If you don’t, link to a favorite fanvid/post a favorite gif/picture.
Day Five: What units would you like to see (that we haven’t seen before)? Give a top three.
Day Six: A member of another Johnny’s group joins Kanjani8 for a month. Who would you want it to be and why?
Day Seven: What do you think is each member’s best/hottest hairstyle? Use of visual aids is, again, encouraged.
Day Eight: If you could go back in time and see any concert (that there exists a DVD of), which one would you attend and why?

- Day Three -

I was going to talk about Subaru's bisexuality but, well. Thanks for covering that already, awesomeface. XD

Oh, whatever, I'll talk about it anyway.

Given the nature of Johnnys as a career, I think a sizeable lot of them are at least bisexual, and Subaru's always struck me as such. It's not the fanservice–anyone can do that with enough confidence. It's the way he talks about people more than anything. Like Yasu, he strikes me as someone who's just attracted to people and their sex is incidental. (I also think Yasu's bisexual.)

So, basically, my impression is:

SUBARU'S THOUGHTS ON SEEING A HOT WOMAN: WANT ALL THE SEX. :D

SUBARU'S THOUGHTS ON SEEING A HOT MAN: GOOD MORNING, SHO-CHAN. :D


2.) Shounen Club: October 14, 2007

IMAI TSUBASA
Emperor of Fanservice

TAKIZAWA HIDEAKI
Emperor's Staff Polisher
zukkokya: (ai ai gasa)

Introducing
Tackey and Tsubasa
The unit that gave us this canon image:



this 24 Hour TV letter:


and...this:


Eternalle Homosexuall Fyre Inc. presents:

THE REALLY, REALLY MARRIED IDOLS MEME


Trivia Fact #329: Tsubasa's crotch is magnetic. For Takki.


The Meme:

1. Post things! Images, quotations, translations, canon stories (remember that time Takki rented Tokyo Dome for Tsubasa's birthday?), fic–

2. Speaking of fic! :DDDDDD While this is a general T&T appreciation meme, it's also a shameless bid for fic. Post as many prompts (lovely suggestions over here) and fill as many as you can. The sheer awesome of so much T&T fic happening at once will no doubt sprout a billion tiny pirate crazy rainbow stars, and that's definitely a goal worth pursuing, y/y?

3. Have at least one gif war and cheat if at all possible in honor of Tsubasa, Lord and Master of the Creative Interpretation of Rules.

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