zukkokya: (rainbow married)
The wonder and danger of this magical fandom full of boy bands is that you think you know. You think you have a handle on how talented they are, how funny they are, how weird they are, and you're always, always wrong. You'll never know, because there'll always be something new or something you somehow missed and BAM – new reasons to go, "Oh, them."

WHICH BRINGS US TO TODAY'S EDITION OF:


☆ OH, TACKY WING ☆


Today! We have an episode of Hey Hey Hey! from 4/16/2007, wherein Takki and Tsubasa discuss each other's birthdays (customized shirts, suit dress code, special-purpose bodyguards, etc.), Tsubasa shows photographic evidence of his anal-retentive tendencies, and Takki does magic tricks.

Heyx3 )

Also, Takki's twenty-fifth birthday was on a Thursday, which is when Yoko and Hina air Recomen, so they called up Takki to wish him a happy birthday.

Recomen )

So, yes. Always new cute things waiting for you in this fandom. :D

zukkokya: (ai ai gasa)
Here at [livejournal.com profile] pinkpapyrus we like to celebrate the existence of hot men in the Japanese entertainment industry who happen to be ceilingfuck nuts. :D

INSTANCE #1: TAKIZAWA HIDEAKI AND THE THINGS TAKIZAWA HIDEAKI LIKES

Takki and Tsubasa are asked what they like about each other. Tsubasa tells the Legend of Tokyo Dome, and the host reacts appropriately:

HOST: WHAT THE HELL KIND OF INCOME DO YOU MAKE, TAKKI.
TAKKI: No, no, no! I just asked for it! I asked them to make it cheap!
TSUBASA: Like a wife.*
HOST: Right. "Please give me Tokyo Dome!" That did not happen, you insane human being.

*I think that's what he says – I couldn't hear him well over HOST trying to make TAKKI explain his entirely normal birthday gift epic. "Wife" was definitely in there, though.

Next, they ask Takki what he likes about Tsubasa.


TAKKI: I like seeing you cry! :D

Yup. Also, he's claimed that one of his turn-ons is when women stand pigeon-toed. Just, you know, to give you some idea of scale here. He explains that sometimes at the end of concerts, Tsubasa will be so deeply moved that he'll cry (usually during/after "epilogue," since that's basically Their Song), so Takki likes the close feeling it gives them.

You know what, though? This isn't all that weird. Takki just likes that Tsubasa cares so much. So, really, how he said it is strange, but the sentiment is really sweet.

Unlike –

INSTANCE #2: IMAI TSUBASA AND THE THINGS IMAI TSUBASA LIKES

During their recent tour, Takki and Tsubasa were filmed getting ready for a few appearances in Nagoya. Takki's on the couch styling his hair,

and Tsubasa's fanboying an iron.

That is a steam iron, the object Takki is currently competing against for Tsubasa's undying love.

What you see in those images above is the following:

TSUBASA: TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT SO I CAN IRON IT.
TAKKI: *does so*
TSUBASA: HEEEEE. *IRONS* HERE YOU GO. :D
TAKKI: Thanks, Mom. XD
TSUBASA: WHAT ELSE CAN I IRON. THIS IS AMAZING.

[Five minutes later]

TSUBASA: *on his laptop* I FOUND THE WHITE VERSION! IRONING IS AMAZING. :DDDDD
TAKKI: ...Are you drunk? XD

TIP: WHEN TAKKI THINKS YOU ARE BEING WEIRD, YOU ARE IN FACT SEVEN LEVELS ABOVE WEIRD.

The End


- Smut Meme Update! -
Subaru/Yasu, wherein they wake up as women
Takki/Tsubasa, jealous!Tsubasa

[Total: 12/141]
zukkokya: (ai ai gasa)
So! T&T've released their new single and recently they've been making rounds to promote it on every single variety show in Japan. Yesterday they appeared on Sukiri for about six minutes, and for most of it they're all professional and mild.


Tsubasa: Ngk. Tired.
Takki: I don't remember what pillows feel like.

I was all prepared to cut it short and go on to #394 of the 91,344,000 appearances they've done in the last week when I heard Takki burst out cackling.

The moment Tsubasa starts talking about him, Takki's face goes from:

to

Then the host decides to make the fans happy:

Host: Do you like Takki? (好き)

Takki: *HUGE BURST OF LAUGHTER*
Tsubasa: I love him. (大好き)
Host: And Takki, do you like Tsubasa-kun?
Takki: I love him! (大好き!)
Everyone: *laughter*
Tsubasa: He's in love with me. ( しています)

As [livejournal.com profile] fuyukoi put it, "Seriously, I feel like I'd be doing a disservice to Tsubasa if I didn't ship them."
zukkokya: (fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu(ck))
ICHIBAN SHOW HOST: For the sake of nostalgia, let us all look together at some of your old drama roles!



TSUBASA: ...Fuck.


TSUBASA: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.


TSUBASA: REALLY. MUST WE. MUST WE REALLY.


TSUBASA: LALALA YOU ASSHOLES. LALALA.


TSUBASA: WHICH ANCESTOR OF YOURS DID I OFFEND IN A PAST LIFE.


BEST PART? TAKKI'S REACTION TO TSUBASA'S SUFFERING:

TAKKI: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.


ETA: Now with customized icon. XD
zukkokya: (kamen)
Since most of my fics are turning Long and I'm not allowed to do memes until I finish hols, I figured out something else I can regularly post. :D

THE WAYS IN WHICH TAKKI AND TSUBASA ARE RAINBOW MARRIED

#1


"According to Tsubasa, he was told to come to the Tokyo Dome for an interview for a magazine, but it was actually his birthday party. When he entered the Dome, there was a message saying 'Happy Birthday' on the screen, and Takizawa, the staff, and other friends showed up in baseball uniforms. It was a secret baseball game for Tsubasa, and Takizawa reserved the Tokyo Dome just to play the baseball game.

"Takizawa said, 'It was for him (Tsubasa) because he loves baseball, and I wanted to make it big since this is the last year of his 20s.'

"Tsubasa answered, 'He (Takizawa) is my treasure. I want to keep showing us off as a love-love couple.'"

- Tokyo Hive

- A clip containing several takes on the Epic Hug from last year's Matsuri tour, plus Tsubasa announcing to the world that Takki's his treasure ♥
zukkokya: (ai ai gasa)

Introducing
Tackey and Tsubasa
The unit that gave us this canon image:



this 24 Hour TV letter:


and...this:


Eternalle Homosexuall Fyre Inc. presents:

THE REALLY, REALLY MARRIED IDOLS MEME


Trivia Fact #329: Tsubasa's crotch is magnetic. For Takki.


The Meme:

1. Post things! Images, quotations, translations, canon stories (remember that time Takki rented Tokyo Dome for Tsubasa's birthday?), fic–

2. Speaking of fic! :DDDDDD While this is a general T&T appreciation meme, it's also a shameless bid for fic. Post as many prompts (lovely suggestions over here) and fill as many as you can. The sheer awesome of so much T&T fic happening at once will no doubt sprout a billion tiny pirate crazy rainbow stars, and that's definitely a goal worth pursuing, y/y?

3. Have at least one gif war and cheat if at all possible in honor of Tsubasa, Lord and Master of the Creative Interpretation of Rules.
zukkokya: (tacky sparkleface)
So, Awesome Snuggle Photo is probably a manip. Almost certainly. I'll still give it a 1-2% chance that it's genuine just because maybe Takki can detach his arm and never told anyone.

Maybe Takki is an X-Man. ... *AU thoughts*

...OKAY ANYWAY.

I was sorting out my desktop, since it's overcrowded with K8 stuff and Supernatural stuff and T&T stuff and tumblr stuff (aebwjhja tumblr), and I opened a folder full of T&T's con photos and, seriously,

they pretty much do all the shipping for us. )

I appreciate it when my OTPs ship themselves. :D



WE KNOW YOU ARE. THANK YOU FOR REMINDING US, THOUGH.


Soooo, I guess I'll just have to settle for this being their fanserviciest photo:

SUBTEXT! :D )

Oh how I suffer.


IN CONCLUSION,



Canon: Tsubasa's kisses are delicious.
zukkokya: (sparkle hips)
OKAY.

SO.

THIS EXISTS:



*______________________________________________________________________*

GUYS.

THIS IS EVEN FANSERVICIER THAN THAT SHOT OF THEM MOSTLY NAKED IN BED TOGETHER.

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THIS MAGIC CAME FROM? THIS IMAGE IS SO SMALL.

IS IT FROM A CALENDAR? BECAUSE NEED.

...OKAY. UM. BACK TO SLEEPING. WHICH I AM DOING. NOW.

...

TAKKI'S ARM IS STRETCHED OUT UNDER TSUBASA. THEIR LEGS ARE OVERLAPPED. YOU GUYS, THIS PHOTO IS A FIC IN ITSELF.

NGK.

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