the soul squandering continues with ARASHI and T&T

[zukkokya]

So, within the past month, I've invested myself in both NewS and KAT-TUN. In some circles, that'd be considered a big enough commitment--be serious here, fourteen twelve boys is a lot. But this is JE, the biggest sanctioned orgy in existence. So, clearly there's more. Much, much more.

Enter ARASHI and Tackey & Tsubasa.


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ARASHI.
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Masaki Aiba



Jun Matsumoto



Kazunari Ninomiya



Satoshi Ohno ♥



Sho Sakurai




Let me sum up. Arashi has rainbows and Sakura Sake and Aiba with lion cubs and Ohno as their leader. THEY ARE FABULOUS FULL STOP.


NEXT!


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TACKEY & TSUBASA.
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This is Takki.



This is Tsubasa.



This is Takki and Tsubasa.



They're "friends."




I'm being facetious. But only kind of.

So, yes. Takki and Tsubasa. You'll be hearing about them again soon. /insinuation


To conclude: I didn't even have a chance.

Watch yourself around JE. It starts with you noticing, "Hey, that Yamapi kid's cute." BUT THE SECOND YOUR MIND WANDERS TO, "Hey, he sings, too!" YOU HAVE LOST.

(I expect either Kanjani8 or KinkiKids is next, though probably Kanjani8. Because it's Ryo's second group, in which he is a doofus.)

Comments

[spurious.livejournal.com]

It starts with you noticing, "Hey, that Yamapi kid's cute." BUT THE SECOND YOUR MIND WANDERS TO, "Hey, he sings, too!" YOU HAVE LOST.

THIS IS SO HOW IT HAPPENS. DAMN YOU, JE.

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

Yet, any corporation that introduces one to Ryo and Takki and Tsubasa and Yamapi can be nothing but the very best narcotics. Thank you, Johnny.

[spurious.livejournal.com]

This is indeed true. I watched the first half of dream boys. Dead. I was trying to explain it to my roommate and it just did not work.

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

Ooo, and where'd you find that?

[spurious.livejournal.com]

Baka No Sekai! Didn't I tell you this earlier.

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

...Yeeeeees, you did.

Why don't I have a goldfish icon?

I'm such a dope. I didn't bookmark the page. Do you still have the site name?

[spurious.livejournal.com]

:D You really must download it. It's hilarious.

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

Yay, you're awesome! (Unfortunately, it looks like they haven't been sending the password recently--how did you get it? Or maybe just tell me? S'il vous plait?)

I'm dying to watch thiiis. *____*

[spurious.livejournal.com]

Heee, im me and I shall tell you!

[saaski-moql.livejournal.com]

--They're "friends."

This made me laugh so hard you have no idea XD (Tsubasa is so pretty.)

Ah...speaking of Kanjani8...

[saaski-moql.livejournal.com]

And about KinKi Kids...

XD

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

XD You rule.

Also, you should seriously look up Takki and Tsubasa. I'm not even joking about the married-ness. Wolf just sent me a clip where they're congratulated on their recent marriage and Takki's only reaction is a mild smile. =MARRIED.

[saaski-moql.livejournal.com]

^_^ Happy to be of service ma'am!

(...link to clip please?)

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

Hello, Takki and Tsubasa. Congratulations on your marriage.

I dare you not to fall in love with them.

I am giving you a full blow-by-blow reaction.

[saaski-moql.livejournal.com]

In the gymnastics one (dare) I know not who is who BUT IT IS HILARIOUS NONTHELESS.

The X-Dame pv (not) they're...hosts? With Medusa? Who does-but-doesn't-want-them-as-hosts? Even after they dance in shiny outfits and drink ricidulous amounts of probablyspiked!orange juice? NO. LOGIC. (But it's okay, since they'll just fall at each other as soon as she lets them have the couch to themselves.)

(...)

(YOU SHOULD WRITE THAT.)

And, er, I know that you're showing my T&T, but in She Said with Kat-Tun (love) that was...a lot of hips. XD

In the table-tennis one (with), the guy in green who kept looking all dementedy-y at the camera...who, um, was he? He was all "OoO RAWR I am a FROG."

Also, thank you for saving the best one for last! Takki! And the arm! And Kame all "wait buwuh?" Jin looked like a kicked puppy!

Hee.

[wintersjuly.livejournal.com]

It starts with you noticing, "Hey, that Yamapi kid's cute."

ou clearly forgot the part where you totally went after that, "and hey, Takki pervs on him too!" \:D/

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

XD TAKKI. ♥♥♥♥

Seriously, though. Only in JE can this be possible:

Yamapi=NewS=Pin=Jin=Kame=KAT-TUN=Ueda=Ryo=Kanjani8=1 Litre of Tears=Kurosagi=Yamapi

*STARES* THE STRANGEST THING IS: IT MAKES SENSE.

[inkedlink.livejournal.com]

you should look up kanjani8. because they have PSYCHO!RYO. and. AND THEY CROSSDRESS. :D the 7 okans are amazingly hot.