Playwright Says: aaaaaaaaaaghhhhhh

[zukkokya]

[Kya lies in bed with laptop. Kya gets up, puts laptop on desk. Kya carries laptop to a chair. Kya sneaks onto YouTube. Kya looks up eighty-three music videos from the late nineties. Kya studies Japanese. Kya orders Pad Thai. Kya eats Pad Thai. Kya rereads The Love Suicides at Amijima. Kya drinks three liters of water. Kya looks at clock.]

KYA:
...Oops.

THEATRE HISTORY ESSAYS:
...You still only have three finished, don't you.

KYA:
Sure, finished. But the other five are already started!

THEATRE HISTORY ESSAYS:
You know, this really shouldn't be so challenging for a playwright.

KYA:
BANTERING DIALOGUE IS NOT THE SAME AS ANALYZING WOYZECK.

THEATRE HISTORY ESSAYS:
Hey, where are you going?

KYA:
TO THE GYM.

THEATRE HISTORY ESSAYS:
But --

KYA:
I NEED ENDORPHINS.

THEATRE HISTORY ESSAYS:
...You forgot your sanity.

KYA:
I. DON'T. WANT IT.

[Door slams.]

THEATRE HISTORY ESSAYS:
Was she wearing shoes at least?

[Subaru nods.]

THEATRE HISTORY ESSAYS:
Well, small blessings.

[Yasu enters. Subaru gives V sign. Yasu and Subaru make out on bed.]

THEATRE HISTORY ESSAYS:
...Why am I still here?

Comments

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

...do you really think most of them could get through it with a straight face.

Re: HYPERVENTIALTING FLAIL IS AWESOME. *beams*

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

For my own welfare, I would hope people would boycott any fic meme I attempted to do right now. XDDD

It was a semester-long assignment. She basically gave us the final to do over three months. More than reasonable. I've been starting them throughout the semester, but I hadn't finished any of them until this week. Basically, I got consumed by playwriting and directing and Japanese and the lack of deadlines actually ended up screwing me over in the end. At this point, I would BS them, but I respect the professor too much to make her read through bullshit.

IF THIS WERE ANY OTHER CLASS. *SHAKES FIST*

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

Dude, I bet you anything Subaru could. He :|-faces more than anyone in the group.

Subaru: [obscene comment] :|
Hina: ROFL [SMACK]
Subaru: [grin]

(He's also creepily good at sarcasm.)

[saaski-moql.livejournal.com]

BANTERING DIALOGUE IS NOT THE SAME AS ANALYZING WOYZECK.

THIS IS A VERY TRUE TRUTH.

[ilanala]

I saw Woyzeck in French (I think) in the papal palace in Avignon a few years ago. Pretty much all I've retained is that it was an awesome place to see a play, but from what I remember, I pity you for having to analyze it. Banter is definitely a lot easier.

Re: HYPERVENTIALTING FLAIL IS AWESOME. *beams*

[saturnial.livejournal.com]

IT IS NOW TOMORROW, SO I HOPE THAT YOU GOT YOUR ESSAYS IN WITHOUT BS-ING THEM AND THAT YOU ARE NOT DEAD OR DISAPPOINTED WITH YOURSELF.

*grins hopefully*

[nicocoer.livejournal.com]

. . . XD

Good luck with your essays?

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

Done now. XDDD But thank you!