c'est la vie, c'est la PORN!

[zukkokya]

Today after I left my defective darling with the tech people, I walked up to Rockefeller Center to mope in Kino (Japanese bookstore). Saw ridiculously attractive boy, forgot what I wanted to look for, got something better to look at instead. *THUMBS UP* Waved at him, got a blink and then a grin. Skimmed a book on the yakuza, then wandered outside to the farmer's market in the Center. Bought a bunch of carrots, white cherries and an ear of corn for two dollars and fifty cents.

VEGGIE GUY: Dollar fifty.
SELF: Whoa.
VEGGIE GUY: What?
SELF: [blink] What?

FRUIT GUY: [weighs cherries] One dollar.
SELF: Only one?
FRUIT GUY: [head tilt] Yeah...?
SELF: Whoo!
FRUIT GUY: [grin] You shop at Whole Foods, don't you?

Came home, made stew, drank tea, hunted down my old laptop and I'm now watching The Muppet Movie. Have decided Ohno should sing 'Rainbow Connection' dressed up as Kermit. Rainbows, dude. He's sort of obligated. Also, Subaru=Gonzo.


SO NOW. To distract myself from the impending agony of four days of waiting until anyone gives me a status update on my defective darling, I propose a MEME.


THE SMUT MEME.

Comment with a pairing, place and position and I'll reply with a few paragraphs of porn. *BEAMS*

HIT ME UP, BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE.


ETA: As my lovely assistant Laura has demonstrated, you may comment more than once. XD

ETA JR: Got any more, flist? *cackles, throws down gauntlet*

Comments

[fuyukoi.livejournal.com]

YAY PORN \:D/

LOOK AT MY ICON :D :D :D :D

THE INTERNET IS FOR POOOOOOOOORN.
PORN PORN POOOOOOOOOORN.

*READS*

[kiimiko.livejournal.com]

Wow you've written so many already! Thank you :) I'm still going through them all, So far the Baryo and Ryopi ones are my favorite.

I really wanted to request RyoUchi, but couldnt think of a interesting scenario for them. I've been a little obsessed with the idea of MatsuJun and Ryo from when I recently watched Ryo's Vtr MSG to MatsuJun on SCP. Ryo pretty much describes a date MatsuJun took him on: fancy dinner, drinks, movies, Ryo's apartment, more drinks (Champagne)and finally Jun gets vegetable juiced and kicked out(lol).

ah sorry I rambled on so long. hope this is ok.

Pairing: MatsuJun/Ryo. (Tipsy!Ryo-chan maybe?)

Place:Ryo's apartment after they open the champagne. (optional: Heh Uchi interupts/joins in (because in my head canon Uchi still has Ryo's apartment keys and he lets himself in at random times un announced)).

Position. Um...MatsuJun on top. kitchen/dining table/ couch..? whichever you think is best.

Thank you.

[kiimiko.livejournal.com]

RyoUchi sleepy sex.
Ryo's at home, in bed, asleep (middle of the night or in the morning?), Brat!Uchi sneaks in, wakes Ryo up and has his way with the just woken/still half asleep!Ryo. ^^

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

Hi there! I love the prompts, but this is the old meme! The new one's over here. :D

[kiimiko.livejournal.com]

ah, sorry about that, oooh theres more! and Punk!Subaru!! Thank You!! ^^