Introducing: Takki and Tsubasa Play Catch (An Eternalle Homosexuall Fyre Production)

[zukkokya]

Good day, everyone!

It is now time for the

Takki and Tsubasa Are Married Here Let Me Show You How Much (It's Pretty Damn Married) Corner!

YAY!

:DDDDD

That, by the way, is a screenshot of Tsubasa on his birthday. He's happy because Takki rented out Tokyo Dome for him. As you do when you are massively, enormously married and, well, Takki.

Today's How Are You Guys So Wonderful Seriously Moment is taken from the Premium Live DVD (subbed by the marvelous duo of o_e_subs) wherein they play a game I like to call Wow Are We Married or What Catch. I have a feeling Tsubasa has come up with something dirtier better dirtier.



Tsubasa's subs are green, Takki's are orange, Subaru is not present.

So, to start things off, Tsubasa invites Takki to play catch with him:




Of course! Regular catch is for people who aren't married.

Tsubasa demonstrates the kind of version he has in mind:





See, everyone? That's how you play married catch.

(Everyone bow to Tsubasa, Lord of the Fangirls.)

Takki responds to this suggestion with his usual enthusiasm:



I know, right? And who shows restraint with public displays of affection better than Ta–



...

You keep pushing that rock up the mountain, baby.

Undaunted, Tsubasa explains his idea in more detail:





Yeah, Tsubasa! Listen to Takki.



[Not shown: Yamapi on the floor, Takki on Yamapi.]

Takki knows what he's talking about.





Takki still seems unconvinced, but as usual, Tsubasa has enough confidence to power a million rainbows.

We now skip ahead to the encore.

Tsubasa carries out a basket of signed balls, sets it down on the stage, and pulls out a tennis ball–

And they commence Wow Are We Married or What Catch:













Then Takki cracks up and asks Tsubasa how much longer he's going to keep this going, because if you listen to Tsubasa's tone of voice, it totally sounds like he intends to keep it up for another hour or so. Takki complains that he thought they were just going to say thank you and goodnight to the audience during the encore, but now they've gone and done embarrassing things.

Then Takki takes one of Tsubasa's signed balls and smells it.




And greets a passing junior:



Takizawa Hideaki: A Model of Self-Awareness.

AND THAT IS HOW THE MOST MARRIED OF THE MARRIED IDOLS PLAY CATCH.