zukkokya | Eight Days of Eito

THE EIGHT DAYS OF EITO

~~Day One: Rank the members based on one (or more, if you like) of the following criteria: eyes, ass, hands, mouth, feet, forehead. Use of visual aids is encouraged.~~
Day Two: What is your favorite: solo song, unit song, song in general?
Day Three: What rumor do you hope/believe is true?
~~Day Four: If you read fic, recommend a fic! If you don’t, link to a favorite fanvid/post a favorite gif/picture.~~
Day Five: What units would you like to see (that we haven’t seen before)? Give a top three.
Day Six: A member of another Johnny’s group joins Kanjani8 for a month. Who would you want it to be and why?
Day Seven: What do you think is each member’s best/hottest hairstyle? Use of visual aids is, again, encouraged.
Day Eight: If you could go back in time and see any concert (that there exists a DVD of), which one would you attend and why?- Day Five -

1. Subaru and Maru - Basically because I want a PV of this:

and also this:

and this:

XDDDDDDDD ILTHEMSOMUCH. SOME IDOLS ARE LIKE, "LOOK HOW HOT I AM, WORSHIP AT THE ALTAR OF MY GUHNESS." SUBARU AND MARU TOGETHER ARE LIKE, "LOL GUYS WE FOUND A BUG HOW FUCKING COOL IS THAT."

2. Maru and Hina - Bring to me the bromance! :DDDD Honestly, I just really want to see what they'd come up with if they had to do a PV together. XD Maru would be like, "How about we put a ship that eats alligators here?" all serious and Hina like, "IT'S A SONG ABOUT FIGHTING THE URGE TO QUIT," and Maru being all, "...Right. I know. O__o?" and Hina going, *GUFFAW/SMACK*

XD I FORGOT "YOU CAN SEE." I BLAME "GLORIOUS."

ER. MARU AND RYO, THEN.

3. SUBARU/TAKKI/TSUBASA. BECAUSE SHUT UP IT COUNTS.

BONUS EVEN THOUGH 3 TOTALLY COUNTS: Subaru and Ohkura - If Ohkura insists on doing all the ballads (not all as in all of them, all as in all the things), then I want to see him do one with Subaru. With his shirt off. While he plays the drums. And is sweating. ... AnAn has totally not gotten to me. AT ALL. Nor have the dozens of Subaru/Ohkura doujin that exist for no reason that I can fathom.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

TAKKI: BUT YOU'D REALLY, REALLY HATE IT THERE XD
TSUBASA: STILL. >:|
TAKKI: WELL, IF YOU'RE SUR--
TSUBASA: I AM. >:|

TSUBASA: *PASSING HIGH FASHION STORES* ;____;
SUBARU: THERE'S A BRANCH IN OSAKA SO I WAS REALLY SURPRISED TO FIND IT HERE. IT'S MY FAVORITE STORE. *___*
TAKKI: WHOO!
STORE'S COLOR: *AMBUSHES*
TSUBASA: ;_________________________;!!!

TAKKI: ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO COME IN, BB? YOU KNOW YOU CAN GO HOME, RIGHT? <3?
TSUBASA: *SOLDIERS ON* I CAN DO THIS, I'VE SEEN WOR--
SUBARU: !!!! I SEE DOLPHIN JEANS! COME ON, I'LL HELP YOU TRY THEM ON!

TAKKI: OH WAIT. THIS PAIR IS SUEDE!
TSUBASA: O___O
SUBARU: BUT THIS PAIR HAS FRINGE ON THE POCKETS.
TSUBASA: O______O
SUBARU: TRY ON THIS HAT.
TSUBASA: ...o___o?
SUBARU: SEE, IT HAS TWO MATING PEACOCKS ON THE BACK.
TSUBASA: ?_________?

TAKKI: O:!! I THINK THIS ONE HAS SPANISH WRITING ON IT. YOU SHOULD TRY IT ON, BB!!
SUBARU: OOOOOH NICE CHOICE. I LIKE THE THE PURPLE AND GOLD PIPING!
TAKKI: AND IT'S BRIGHT BLUE! HIS UNIT COLOUR~ :D
TSUBASA: ................. ._____.

[THREE HOURS LATER]

SUBARU: [WITH FIVE BAGS] I'M HUNGRY.
TAKKI: [WITH SIX] ME TOO.
TSUBASA: I FEEL NAUSEOUS FOREVER.

SUBARU: GREAT, YOU CAN PAY! :DDDDDDD
TAKKI: WHOOOO, THANKS, TSUBON! ♥
TSUBASA: ...!?1?!?

Idky but of all the hilarity in this thread, "SEE, IT HAS TWO MATING PEACOCKS ON THE BACK." has made me laugh the hardest.

I like it best if the peacocks aren't actually mating but Subaru thinks they are because he can't process two living things being physically close and not doing sex.

Eight Days of Eito - Day Five

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TSUBASA SUFFERS A LOT FOR HIS UNIT (AND CONTINUED ACCESS TO THE CONTENTS OF TAKKI'S TERRIBLE PANTS)

TSUBASA SHOULD CONVINCE TAKKI THAT HE'S SEXIEST WITHOUT PANTS ON. TWO BIRDS, ONE STONE!

TSUBASA SHOULD ALSO DEMONSTRATE NUMEROUS METHODS OF BEING HOT WITHOUT PANTS

HEY, BOYS, WRITE THESE DOWN. YOU CAN ADD THEM TO YOUR NEXT CALENDAR & PHOTOBOOK. /HELPFUL FANBASE

Re: TSUBASA SUFFERS A LOT FOR HIS UNIT (AND CONTINUED ACCESS TO THE CONTENTS OF TAKKI'S TERRIBLE PAN

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