THE SAMURAI MEME [FEATURING TAKKI AND TSUBASA]

I have the Smut Meme to finish, my play to edit, a story about hookers to continue, four Epics to restart and a whole stack of other things I don't remember right this second because--

SAMURAI.

No. No, self. Once more WITH FEELING.


♥ SAMURAI!!! ♥


THEY HAVE SWORDS. THEY HAVE GUNS (ARMS, NOT FIREARMS). THEY HAVE SCARVES. THEY HAVE NEW HAIRSTYLES. THEY ARE INCREDIBLY, WILDLY, CHAOTICALLY SEXY. TAKKI IS MADLY, INSANELY GORGEOUS. TSUBASA IS--IS--DO ME TSUBASA I'M PUTTING YOU HIGHER ON MY LIST OF GNNNNNNNNH.

I KNOW SOME OF YOU ARE INDIFFERENT TOWARDS THEM BUT OH GOD THIS PV IS SO HOT. *_______*

SO today's my whole-day-off-day (rather than my internship-and-then-rest-of-the-day-off-days) AND BY JOHNNY I WILL SPEND THIS DAY WRITING ABOUT MY OTP. I'm going to retrieve my Mac from the valiant souls at TekServe, run amock to the Park and I will WRITE LIKE CRAZINESS.

So, here's my idea! Request some T&T fic. Not just porn (I have another meme for that *BEAMS*)! Anything! T&T NEED MORE FIC. NEED NEED NEED NEED.

Today is Prolific Day.

Today is The Day You Will Remember as the Day pinkpapyrus Went Utterly Berserk and Celebrated with a Tribute and a Side Helping of Porn.

Today is SAMURAI DAY.

COMMENCE!

SAMURAI ARE GNNNNNNNNH

IF SOMEONE, SOMEDAY, SHOULD SAY TO ME, "KYA, WHEREFORE DOST THOU WANT TSUBASA WITH THE ETERNAL FLAMES OF A PHOENIX/KILN/T&T PV?"

I SHALL SAY UNTO THEM, "AKJDHNWRJKSFHHJKSFNWJBSK."

AND REFER THEM TO THIS POST.

WITH MUCH FLAIL AND SPARKLY TEXT AND ♥.

IMAI BE WITH YOU.

AMEN.

( UNGH. )

THANK YOU, JOHNNY, YOU GORGEOUS HUMAN BEING. *CRIES*

NOW I'M IMAGINING THE RAMPANT HOT I COULD HAVE HAD HAD SUBARU DEBUTED WITH THEM.