FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS SUFFER BOREDOM IN PHYSICS

A Facebook Chat Transcript:

Friend
PANDAS

Self
WTF

Friend
I ATE A KITTEN
JUMANJI
HE IS FROM EEEEEEETAAAAAAAALEEEEEEEE
space time VAGINAFACE
arent you glad you sat in the front?
MANGO FLAVORED KOALA PORN
i am determined to pull his attention to you
by making you cough in attempts to cover laughtert
MEEOOWW
BUTTSECKS

Self
IGNORING YOU
YOU FUCKER

Friend
JUST TRY
FLAGELLUM FISH TESTICLE
CINNAMON

Self
HAAATE

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