SAMURAI ARE GNNNNNNNNH

[zukkokya]

IF SOMEONE, SOMEDAY, SHOULD SAY TO ME, "KYA, WHEREFORE DOST THOU WANT TSUBASA WITH THE ETERNAL FLAMES OF A PHOENIX/KILN/T&T PV?"

I SHALL SAY UNTO THEM, "AKJDHNWRJKSFHHJKSFNWJBSK."

AND REFER THEM TO THIS POST.

WITH MUCH FLAIL AND SPARKLY TEXT AND ♥.

IMAI BE WITH YOU.

AMEN.


It is written in Ye Olde Spellebooke of Johny: Alle Greate Tackey & Tsubasa PVs Shall Begin & Ende With the Eternalle Homosexuall Fyre


Takki Will Mayk His Scrunchey Catt Faces


And Smoulder Lyk Homosexuall Flayme


Involv Swordes iff Fanladies Art Not Yet Impresed


Adde Tsubasa Clutching His Myk Stand With Mowth Agaype


Giveth Him, Too, a Sworde


Allowe Tyme Four Moore Smouldering


Once Fyre Hath Been Esstablished, Adde Ye Baddasse Lytning


But All Ways Keep Thy Trusty Homosexuall Fyre


Bryng It On


Showe It Brauwt


With Homosexuall Fyre


& Syncronyzed Sworde-Swingy Moshuns


Sett Uppe


SECKSY TSUBASA ORGASMME FAYCE


Showe the Takizawa Gunne


And the Imai Gunne (Iff Dezired, Includ Hawt Wrystcuf)


Toss in More Orgasme Fayces O LORDE


Reemynd Fanlaydies of Takki


Allowe Hym to Attempte His Intimidatey Fayce


Interrupte Hym Four the Returne of Tsubasa's ORGASME FAYCE


Never Giveth Thy Fanlaydies Oppourtunitey to Breeth


Iffe Tenne Seconds Haff Gon Bye Wythowt Ye Homosexuall Fyre, BRYNG IT BAK


Giveth Takki Neerly See-Threw Costume


Tye Uppe Tsubasa's GORGUSS NEWE HAIR


SHOWE BADASSE FYGHTING


SHOWE TSUBASA THRUSTING


BLOWE TSUBASA [END PAYGE] [NEXT PAYGE] 'S HAIR


SHOWE SWEATY HAIR STYKING TO SKINN


SHOWE PATENTED IMAI SMIRK


SHOWE TAKKI LEANING SECKSILY ON MIKE STAND


& MAYKING WHAT IS THY TROUBLE WITH MY SELF FAYCE


SHOWE MUSCLED FOREARMS WITH ANACHRONYSTIC LETHER BRAYCELETS TSUBASA USES TO HOLDE DOWN TAKKI'S ARM GUNNES


SHOWE TSUBASA'S METAL CUFFE AGAYN IN CAYSE ANY FANLAYDIES STILL BREETH


END WITH YE ETERNALLE HOMOSEXUALL FYRE.




THANK YOU, JOHNNY, YOU GORGEOUS HUMAN BEING. *CRIES*

NOW I'M IMAGINING THE RAMPANT HOT I COULD HAVE HAD HAD SUBARU DEBUTED WITH THEM.