MEME AND [FIC] Takki/Yamapi

[zukkokya]

Taking a break from my last paper of the semester.

First, A MEME.


Pick 12 characters/people and then answer these questions.
IMPORTANT: Put down the people before reading the questions or it'll ruin it.

1. Ryo (News/K8)
2. Subaru (K8)
3. Aiba (Arashi)
4. Yamapi (News)
5. Nino (Arashi)
6. Yasu (K8)
7. Jin (KAT-TUN)
8. Shige (News)
9. Ueda (KAT-TUN)
10. Ohno (Arashi)
11. Tegoshi (News)
12. Takki

Q1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? (Yasu/Tegoshi)
No. *__* YES. Think how CUTE that would be. The only way it could get cuter is if Aiba were involved. OTSweet FTW.

Q2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Yamapi)
No. Not at all.

Q3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (Takki/Shige)
A divorce. Tsubasa thought the drama would end when Yamapi shacked up with Jin.

Q4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine? (Ueda)
Mmm, not offhand.

Q5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? (Subaru/Yasu)
They so do would. Just. So cute. And. ...GNNNNNNH. XD (I didn't even try to be coherent for this one.)

Q6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? (Nino/Ueda, Nino/Ohno)
Check it out--crack and canon in the same question! I...appreciate Nino/Ueda for the giggles. Christ, how would that even happen? But I'll stick with the marrieds, because I already adore them.

Q7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (Jin, Subaru/Takki)
JOIN IN JOIN IN. WHY DO I WANT TO WRITE THIS WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME. Like, DAMN. Subaru/Takki is way more than enough. But. BUT. JIN TOO. *__________________*

Q8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. (Aiba/Ohno)
The headphones are noise-canceling, but Aiba can still hear himself moaning. ...Why is my first impulse ALWAYS smut in this fandom?

Q9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? (Ryo/Shige)
*Raises hand* There is when I write it.

Q10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. (Jin/Takki)
I Don't Care That You're Divorced and You Knocked Up My Boyfriend's Band Mate, I'll Still Sleep With You

Q11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? (Yamapi/Ryo)
Oxygen.

Q12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? (Jin)
*kof* A few.

Q13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? (Aiba)
...Why isn't this as funny as I think it should be?

Q14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? (Tegoshi)
*kof* Yes.

Q15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? (Subaru/Yamapi/Nino)
O__O *DRY MOUTH* *STAMMER* ... *MINDBROKEN* I WANT THIS SO BADLY. THINK OF THE INSANITY AND THE BRATTY AND THE HOT. OH GOD.

Q16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Ohno)
How 'bout we just stay with imagining the sex that would make Ohno scream, mmkay?

Q17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose? (Shige)
Def Leppard's "Pour Some Sugar on Me." WHAT.

Q18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be? (Ryo/Yasu/Takki)
Single file, please.

Q19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten? (Subaru/Ohno)
O__O STOP GIVING ME PAIRINGS I WANT TO VISUALIZE. ... Um. If Subaru were very drunk? "H'lo. *beam* Want to draw another tattoo on me?"

Q20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (Nino)
Nita's Arasex Five Things. *__*


Second, FIC.


Takki's Seduction Method #38
Takki/Yamapi, carsex
FOR wintersjuly. ♥!!!

Yamapi’s car is cloaked in snow, so Takki uses the windshield to compose a haiku.

“Yamapi’s new car
Has a very wide back seat
We should have sex there.”

He’s drawing visual aids on the driver’s window when—

“EH?”

Takki looks at Yamapi over the roof, beaming. “Right? But the best part is, there’s snow on the windows, so as long as we don’t shake the car or stay long enough to heat the glass, we’re completely screened!”

It takes four seconds for Yamapi register this and then become distracted by the line of Takki’s neck and the angle of Takki’s jaw and the snowflakes melting on Takki’s tongue—

“Forget something, peach?” Ryo asks Yamapi’s neck.

Yamapi yelps and claps a hand over the one on his ass.

“Your keys,” Ryo says grandly, and slides them into Yamapi’s back pocket.

“Uh,” Yamapi replies.

“I know I am.” Ryo slaps his ass. “’Night, Takizawa-san.”

“Thank you, Ryo-chan!”

Yamapi gawks at Takki, one hand in his back pocket around his keys. Takki unzips his jacket, shivers when the chill sinks through white, sweat-damp cotton. Looks at Yamapi under his eyelashes. Yamapi is inside the car before he can see Takki tracing his lips with his tongue.

Ryo leans on the hood of his car and angles his cell phone for a clear shot. And click immortalizes Takki’s seduction method.

SEE? FIRST IMPULSE: SMUT


Third, *EXITS*