the best things in life are unseen

This year I wrote one fic and a pinch hit for newsficcon, and I offered a 500~ ficlet to anyone who guessed the two I wrote.

And the ever sparkly epicwaters guessed correctly! ♥

So! I present both NEWS fics and I will begin writing Tsubasa/Subaru today for epicwaters. :D

I DECLARE THIS A FIC-FUL POST.


Title: Diminished
Fandom: JE - NEWS
Pairing/characters: Ryo/Shige
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,000~
Disclaimer: Total fiction.
Summary: The last mail Ryo ever sent to Shige read: It's not funny. Stop trying.
Note: fuyukoi, spurious, and acchikocchi were especially marvelous friends to me during this exchange. I started and abandoned three fics before I decided on one that grew into an Insanely Long Fic that, even now, doesn't look like it'll be ending anytime soon. So they suggested taking one moment from that fic and expanding it into a short fic, and that's what I ended up doing. Thank you, guys, for being lovely and supportive and excellent. ♥


( The last mail Ryo ever sent to Shige read: It’s not funny. Stop trying. )


Title: Could Be Goodbye
Fandom: JE - NEWS
Pairing/characters: Ryo/Shige
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,700~
Disclaimer: Total fiction.
Summary: When he arrives at Ryo’s apartment, his key doesn’t fit into the lock.
Note: spurious has been doing a lot of beta work for me lately, and she's been a good sport about my texts and emails that basically boil down to "O HAI PLZ TO SKIM THIS FIC FOR NONSENSE???" XD She's a star. Thank you, awesomeface. :)


( When he arrives at Ryo’s apartment, his key doesn’t fit into the lock. )

Title: Kind of Sort of
Fandom: JE - NEWS/KAT-TUN
Pairing/characters: Yamapi/Jin
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,500~
Disclaimer: Total fiction.
Summary: Fun with popcorn! Or: Horny and easily distracted idols give each other handjobs.
Note: For the "piercings" square of Kink Bingo.

( With a bowl of popcorn balanced on his forehead, Yamapi asks, 'In English, what’s the difference between ‘kind of’ and ‘sort of’?' )

Title: To End All Illusions
Fandom: JE - NEWS
Pairing/characters: Ryo/Yamapi (Takki/Tsubasa)
Rating: R
Word Count: ~26,700
Disclaimer: Total fiction.
Summary: Photos of them are leaked.
Note: Dearest Ilanaface, you are one of the kindest and most genuine people I have ever met. You deserve a billion fireworks and a pretty porny paradise to call your own. ♥♥♥ Happy birthday! ♥♥♥

Part One
Part Two
Part Three

Title: Diverted
Fandom: JE - Kanjani8/NEWS
Pairing/characters: Ryo/Yamapi
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,000~
Disclaimer: Total fiction.
Summary: Yamapi changes direction on his way home.
Note: I wrote this last year because I told Ilana a long time ago that I'd write her Ryo/Pi wherein one or both or them was outed. This was something like the third attempt at writing that fic (I'm working on the fourth now), because I am a rock star like that. /badassfailboatface

( Yamapi turns his phone off once the doors close and silence has filled the train car like a sound. )

And now, a magic trick! I will end one meme and create/start a whole new one in the same post!

What? Isn't that magic?

...

...*distracting jazz hands!*

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Ten Days Meme

Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two images that describe your life right now, and why.
Day Ten: One confession.

( Day Ten )

And now! Starting today! Here! On my LJ! Is!

The SPARKLY FIC Meme

So named because. Ah. I just wanted to use sparkles?

...*distracting jazz hands!*

Day One: Write ten lines of dialogue between two characters who had drunken sex last night and are not talking about it. Ever.
Day Two: Write a scene in four sentences in which two characters bond over something that would seem trivial to a passerby.
Day Three: Write seven sentences from the perspective of a passerby witnessing Day Two's scene.
Day Four: Write a character's reaction to someone's love confession in one sentence.
Day Five: Write a scene in eight sentences in which someone's going through his/her version of "It's a Wonderful Life."
Day Six: Write a scene in six sentences in which a character is searching for someone in the last moments of the end of the world.
Day Seven: Write a breakup scene in three sentences without giving the reason for it or using dialogue.
Day Eight: Write two characters' second kiss in two sentences.
Day Nine: Ask flist for prompts. Write one sentence each for the first five prompts you receive.
Day Ten: Use these lyrics as a prompt: "There's only now/There's only here/Give in to love/Or live in fear" ("Another Day" from RENT) and write a story in nine sentences.

Super Bonus Challenge: Use a different pairing/character each day.

( DAY THE FIRST )

Title: Cold Sand
Pairing: Ryo/Massu
Written for the one-hour challenge.

anamuan | jackoweskla | nihongofrancais | pearljemz | procreational

This is what I got done in the hour, but I plan to continue it. ;)

( Before she left for her three-month sabbatical in Korea, Massu’s grandmother hid the key to her beach house in a tree. )

Reveals are up for je_holiday!

zukkii wrote me Subaru/Yasu! ♥ Thank you, love!

I wrote Nishikato. Love and blueberry scones to my hardcore awesome beta, mananeh! ♥ :)

karinberry and acchikocchi guessed -- sorry. Told me they knew which was mine. I am not stealthy writer. XDDD Guys, remind me what you want? Merry-sensei asked for Koyato -- Kao-chan, TegoMass? :)

Title: Chronology
Pairing: Ryo/Shige
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,892
Summary: Shige could pull away, ( but it's easier to risk the kiss than the rejection. )


Am having a beautifully, wonderfully, restfully fun break. :D Returned from Florida Friday night and spent all day Saturday refamiliarizing myself with the city. Hee. When I set out, my plan for the day was to buy a feather mattress pad like the one I slept on in the hotel suite and then meet up with Diana for idol magazine lusting at Kino.

First, I saw the Great Debaters -- which is incredible and also made me cry twice -- then met up with Diana and visited Kino and Asahiya. Decided we were hungry, traveled to the Village and had dinner at our favorite ramen place. Met up later with Alexis and her entourage (XDDD) to see Sweeney Todd.

Mission Feather Sleep unsuccessful.

Today, though! Today I will definitely get one. Actually, I'm moving into my new room tomorrow, so maybe I'll wait until I've moved. That leaves today open for -- NOTHING. YAY, NOTHING! :D BREAK OUT THE RICE COOKER AND THE DVDS BABY. *MINI DANCE PARTY*

OH AND! I got a gift in the mail from saaski_moql!

A NECKLACE! Blue and orange! My favorite colors! ♥♥♥ WITH KYA ON IT! I NOW HAVE HANDWARMERS AND A NECKLACE WITH MY NICKNAME ON THEM! EEEE! People in Japan are just going to think I enjoy everything.

THANK YOU, SWEETHEART. *HUGHUGHUGBOUNCEANDHUG* :D

So, speaking of Hina. ... ;)

Murakami Shingo, resident mother of Kanjani∞. Hot. SOCCER PLAYER. Hot. Never shuts up. Has to be beaten repeatedly to be silenced. Hot. Eternal optimist. And did I mention hot? Hot. Hothothothothot.

Hina's monstrously underloved in fic. :( So, because I adore him like no other (well, one other), I'm gonna make a Hina pimp post soon. Mostly pictures, some fic, a few links. Because Hina deserves more! And like any member of Eito, he goes with anyone! Especially Yoko. Just look at Recommen. XDDD He and Yoko are my third favorite OTP after Subaru/Yasu and Takki/Tsubasa. ♥♥♥

Because of conversations ( like this: )

AND NOW! First meme of the new year! Is a combination of memes!

Choose from:

One question, one honest answer. Ask me one question. Any one question, anything, no matter how crazy it is. An honest answer.

Voice meme. Ask me to talk about something, sing, yell, curse, read, or something else I can't think of. I'll reply with a recording.

HAVE AT IT! ♥!


Today's Hot Moment!
きょうのかっこいいしゅんかん!



チュ
-キラキラ！
♥♥♥

H♥PPY BIRTHD♥Y NI-CH♥N!

Title: Tightrope
Pairing: Yamapi/Jin
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,083
Summary: Because you’re dead the train is free.

( Before you claim a seat, the doors close on the red string. )

Taking a break from my last paper of the semester.

First, A MEME.

( Somehow, I expected more crack and less hot from these pairings-- )

Second, FIC.

( Takki's Seduction Method #38 [Takki/Yamapi] )

Third, *EXITS*