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OSSAN BRILLIANCE AND A GUILTLESS MEME
Recently, Cara and I were discussing Eito. Unexpected, ne? ;) Anyway, she said, "You know--Ohmiya may be the married couple of JE...but Hina and Yoko are totally the old married couple of JE--they never say 'I love you,' just bitch and laugh at each other and totally support each other. ♥"
This? SO WHY I SHIP THEM. After Subassan and Baryo, they're easily my favorite Eito pairing. Just--they're so...LOOK:
Hina: I watched their DVD, NEWS’s.
Yoko: Hmmm?
Hina: They let me watch it a bit early.
Yoko: Uhn.
Hina: Ahhh, they’re good looking!
Yoko: You’re better looking.
[A second of silence.]
Guy: Aahahahahahha.
Hina: What you said here was creepy. Hahahahahaa.
Yoko: You’re better looking.
Hina: Nonono, NEWS was good looking (on their DVD).
Yoko: That’s not it. I definitely think you’re better looking.
Guy: Aahahahahahah.
Hina: Dude, you’re not really putting any feelings into this.
Yoko: Heh, no. You’re good looking yo.
Hina: Nooo, but of course there’s something different about NEWS.
Yoko: Hmmmm.
Hina: YamaP is also smartly handsome…
Yoko: I’m telling you, you’re smartly handsome too!
Guy: Ahahahahahahaha.
Hina: [laughing while talking] Dude, what’s with you today?
Yoko: I’m telling you, you’re smartly handsome too.
Hina: I’ve become smartly handsome?
Yoko: You’re smartly handsome.
Hina: Really?
Yoko: Aren’t you? Though you’re so thin/slim.
Hina: Ahh, thank you.
Yoko: Uhn. What about YamaP?
Hina: YamaP’s… and of course, each of the member’s solo were unique.
Yoko: Your solo’s unique too.
Hina+Guy: Aaaahahahahahaahahahahaaahahah.
Yoko: No?
Hina: [slaps the table while still laughing] Thank you, thank you.
Yoko: Right, you’re better looking.
Hina: Noo, but you’re better looking.
Yoko: No, have some confidence, man. What are you saying, now, how many years have you done this you think!
Hina: But, I think I still lose to Yoko.
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JUST--COME ON HOW ADORABLE IS THAT. HINA'S NOT BLUSHING OR EMBARRASSED, JUST CONFUSED AND REALLY AMUSED. AND YOKO--SHAMELESS. UTTERLY NONCHALANT AND SHAMELESS.
AND THEN:
Yoko: Let’s make it 50 000 yen then?
Hina: I don’t have 50 000 yen! What am I gonna buy with 50 000 yen?!
Yoko: Just go buy lots of stuff. Go all out!
Hina: Ahahahahaha.
Yoko: No? What about 80 00 yen? Right, your coordinator was 80 000 yen too no? [[NOTE : Last year, Hina+Maru went to Korea together and paid 80 000 for a tour guide, and ever since Hina said the words “80 000 yen,” Yoko likes to bring it up only all the time to bug Hina and remind people that Hina’s not as poor he pretends to be (on the same show that Hina talked about his Korea trip, they got a bunch of mail from listeners saying how disappointed they were in Hina and how he was suppose to be the common people’s idol, ahhahaha)]]
Hina: What the hell?!
Guy: [says something]
Yoko: Right.
Hina: Why is Guy-san getting in on this?
Yoko: Let’s do it then.
Hina: Are you stupid?! I already said I didn’t pay 80 000 yen! [[NOTE : Every time Yoko brings up 80 000 yen, Hina always throws back that it was 80 000 yen for the both of them so he only paid 40 000 yen himself]]
AHAHAHAHA. MARRIED. MARRIED.
Hina: You moron! Like I have 80 000 yen!
Yoko: You do! Easily! How many zillions do you have at the bank?
Guy: Aahahahaha.
Hina: I don’t!
Yoko: The number of accounts you have, dude.
Hina: AAAHAHAHAA.
Yoko: The number of cards you got, you…
Hina: I don’t, I don’t. Why are you…
Yoko: You’re scary, scary, really…
*CRYING*
GOD SO FUNNY.
Yoko: But really… 80 000 yen!
Hina: 80 000 yen… let’s go to a song first…
Yoko: No, we’re not going to a song until you say 80 000 yen.
Hina: I’ll do it after the song.
Yoko: No, say it.
Hina: Why the hell are you being so difficult!
MARRIED SO HARD.
Yoko: It’s fine if you don’t hand over 80 000 yen, but can you leave your bank card here?
Guy: Aahahahaha.
Hina: Ahahaha, the fuck?
Yoko: With your PIN number.
Hina: [still laughing] What the hell?
Yoko: If you don’t want to tell me your PIN number, your bankbook and hanko (stamp that's basically a person's signature) will be fine.
Hina: [still laughing] You’ll just take out all my money.
Yoko: (to listeners) For now, please look forward to the presents.
I CAN'T EVEN. I JUST. MARRIED.
WHY NO FIC, FANDOM. ;____;
LET'S FIX THAT Y/Y?
And! Remember when Hina, Yasu and Ohkura tried to find a hobby for Subaru on Hina's radio show Tsuushin? Well, Subaru shot everything down then, so they promised to try again soon.
They did.
I adore Subaru. I think I've mentioned this to some degree once or four hundred and twelve times. That said, I wonder sometimes if I can love him any more than I do now.
TURNS OUT I CAN.
Subaru: I'm being serious here, I don't need this funny stuff.
Hina: But look, there are only 8 people in Japan, if Subaru did it...
Ohkura: Right, it's no good? Collecting ventilation fans?
Subaru: How bout you do it?
Ohkura: I...I have a bunch of hobbies...
Subaru: What are your hobbies, what?
Ohkura: Hobbies?
Subaru: Uhn.
Ohkura: Well...instruments...
Hina: Maah, Subaru also has instruments too right?
Subaru: Hmmm...
Okura: I also have my camera(s)...
Hina: Ahh, camera eh?
Ohkura: And also movies and stuff.
Hina: Movies too eh...
Yasu: Ahh, I see.
Okura: [to Subaru] What are your hobbies?
Subaru: Uh, it's because I don't have any...
Hina: Aaaahahahah.
Suba: ...that we're doing this right now.
Okura: Ahahahah.
I just. I can't believe how much I adore him. XDDDDDD
Hina: I have to apologize for this, even I'm thinking a bit "what the hell is this"...
Subaru: See... I told you.
Hina: "Picking up garbage while doing a handstand."
All: [laughs]
Hina: Ehh, "Now you guys are going around on your 47 prefectures tour, because even if you just do it around the concert arenas, picking up garbage while doing a handstand is good for the environment, that's good isn't it? Doing this from now on, you'll get noticed by other people, and they'll talk to you and maybe you'll even become friends with them. How about doing it for the global environment?"
Subaru: Can you tell me her address?
*DYING*
I LOVE THIS BOY. XDDD
karinberry and I have slowly been working our way through the News DVD. She's already seen it, but I fear the results of watching that alone. XDDD I can't watch things like that alone. I watched all three Eito cons with Cara, I always watch Double with someone else--I can't watch these things without having someone to flail at. Otherwise it's lonely, somehow.
RYOPI. I forgot just how much I love them. As much as I enjoy writing silly!RyoPin, I think RyoPi's friendship on its own is freaking adorable. My favorite bit so far is Yamapi flubbing kanji and Ryo casually correcting him, because he's USED TO IT. Not exasperated or anything, just amicably correcting him and then sounding really amused.
BUT MY FAVORITE PART OVERALL? RYO AND THE SHRIEKING FAN. OH MY GOD. RYO'S FACE. HE LOOKS ALL OF SIX YEARS OLD. A SIX-YEAR-OLD WHO JUST GOT SCREAMED AT.
He's all cute and smiley and "Arigatou~" *wavewave*
AND FAN, ACTING LIKE A FAN, SHRIEKS--
AND RYO DUCKS.
HE DUCKS.
AND LOOKS PETRIFIED FOR A SECOND AND THEN AMUSED/BEWILDERED.
HOW CAN ANYONE FIND THIS BOY INTIMIDATING? HE'S EMBRYO. AND HE'S EITO'S BOY, SO OF COURSE HE'S A DORK.
I just, wow. I love this con so much.
WIP MEME!
One or two sentences from my fics-in-progress:
Backstage Samurai PV
It used to be that Tsubasa made the spark and Takki encouraged that glimmer of mischief into a bonfire.
Give them swords, though, and both become instigators.
TegoMass
Tegoshi hums and slips his hands under Massu’s arms. He sways in on his heels when Massu crosses his arms cool and soft on Tegoshi’s hot and smooth back.
Subaru-on-drugs
Yasu clutches at Subaru’s back, clawing the rain-soaked fabric into his fists. Subaru’s forehead scalds his neck, and Yasu swallows back a sob.
Shibari Pin (nearly finished!)
That Yamapi is reading aloud from a book while he coils the rope around Jin’s waist is both annoying and disenchanting. That he’s also gagged Jin is just tacky and mean.
Tsubasa/Subaru/Takki debut
They sit facing each other in a corner of the room. Tsubasa is stretching, and Takki is absently sifting through the contents of his bento. When Tsubasa leans forward to link his fingers around the sole of his left foot, Takki chomps his chopsticks on Tsubasa’s nose. Tsubasa raises his eyebrows, and Takki breaks into a grin.
Ossan threesome
"He's bossy," Yoko murmurs into Subaru's mouth.
"He didn't eat, I bet," Subaru replies, raking his nails down Yoko's spine.
Hina throws his jeans at them. "I'll eat you!"
Subaru smirks and says, "Okay. Me first."
Rui/Ohkura
"If you don't want something enough to suffer for it, then it's an unnecessary pain."
With calm fingers, Rui draws French words behind Ohkura's shoulder that contradict everything he's saying.
Red string
On some pairs, the string simply hangs relaxed between them. Others have stylish loops and intricate knots. Subaru and Yasu's string looks softer than most. It's loosely weaved and artistically frayed at the ends, deceptively delicate.
Pin's definitely first priority, but anyone have a preference after that?
This? SO WHY I SHIP THEM. After Subassan and Baryo, they're easily my favorite Eito pairing. Just--they're so...LOOK:
Hina: I watched their DVD, NEWS’s.
Yoko: Hmmm?
Hina: They let me watch it a bit early.
Yoko: Uhn.
Hina: Ahhh, they’re good looking!
Yoko: You’re better looking.
[A second of silence.]
Guy: Aahahahahahha.
Hina: What you said here was creepy. Hahahahahaa.
Yoko: You’re better looking.
Hina: Nonono, NEWS was good looking (on their DVD).
Yoko: That’s not it. I definitely think you’re better looking.
Guy: Aahahahahahah.
Hina: Dude, you’re not really putting any feelings into this.
Yoko: Heh, no. You’re good looking yo.
Hina: Nooo, but of course there’s something different about NEWS.
Yoko: Hmmmm.
Hina: YamaP is also smartly handsome…
Yoko: I’m telling you, you’re smartly handsome too!
Guy: Ahahahahahahaha.
Hina: [laughing while talking] Dude, what’s with you today?
Yoko: I’m telling you, you’re smartly handsome too.
Hina: I’ve become smartly handsome?
Yoko: You’re smartly handsome.
Hina: Really?
Yoko: Aren’t you? Though you’re so thin/slim.
Hina: Ahh, thank you.
Yoko: Uhn. What about YamaP?
Hina: YamaP’s… and of course, each of the member’s solo were unique.
Yoko: Your solo’s unique too.
Hina+Guy: Aaaahahahahahaahahahahaaahahah.
Yoko: No?
Hina: [slaps the table while still laughing] Thank you, thank you.
Yoko: Right, you’re better looking.
Hina: Noo, but you’re better looking.
Yoko: No, have some confidence, man. What are you saying, now, how many years have you done this you think!
Hina: But, I think I still lose to Yoko.
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ttthhbbbtt's translation of Recommen]JUST--COME ON HOW ADORABLE IS THAT. HINA'S NOT BLUSHING OR EMBARRASSED, JUST CONFUSED AND REALLY AMUSED. AND YOKO--SHAMELESS. UTTERLY NONCHALANT AND SHAMELESS.
AND THEN:
Yoko: Let’s make it 50 000 yen then?
Hina: I don’t have 50 000 yen! What am I gonna buy with 50 000 yen?!
Yoko: Just go buy lots of stuff. Go all out!
Hina: Ahahahahaha.
Yoko: No? What about 80 00 yen? Right, your coordinator was 80 000 yen too no? [[NOTE : Last year, Hina+Maru went to Korea together and paid 80 000 for a tour guide, and ever since Hina said the words “80 000 yen,” Yoko likes to bring it up only all the time to bug Hina and remind people that Hina’s not as poor he pretends to be (on the same show that Hina talked about his Korea trip, they got a bunch of mail from listeners saying how disappointed they were in Hina and how he was suppose to be the common people’s idol, ahhahaha)]]
Hina: What the hell?!
Guy: [says something]
Yoko: Right.
Hina: Why is Guy-san getting in on this?
Yoko: Let’s do it then.
Hina: Are you stupid?! I already said I didn’t pay 80 000 yen! [[NOTE : Every time Yoko brings up 80 000 yen, Hina always throws back that it was 80 000 yen for the both of them so he only paid 40 000 yen himself]]
AHAHAHAHA. MARRIED. MARRIED.
Hina: You moron! Like I have 80 000 yen!
Yoko: You do! Easily! How many zillions do you have at the bank?
Guy: Aahahahaha.
Hina: I don’t!
Yoko: The number of accounts you have, dude.
Hina: AAAHAHAHAA.
Yoko: The number of cards you got, you…
Hina: I don’t, I don’t. Why are you…
Yoko: You’re scary, scary, really…
*CRYING*
GOD SO FUNNY.
Yoko: But really… 80 000 yen!
Hina: 80 000 yen… let’s go to a song first…
Yoko: No, we’re not going to a song until you say 80 000 yen.
Hina: I’ll do it after the song.
Yoko: No, say it.
Hina: Why the hell are you being so difficult!
MARRIED SO HARD.
Yoko: It’s fine if you don’t hand over 80 000 yen, but can you leave your bank card here?
Guy: Aahahahaha.
Hina: Ahahaha, the fuck?
Yoko: With your PIN number.
Hina: [still laughing] What the hell?
Yoko: If you don’t want to tell me your PIN number, your bankbook and hanko (stamp that's basically a person's signature) will be fine.
Hina: [still laughing] You’ll just take out all my money.
Yoko: (to listeners) For now, please look forward to the presents.
I CAN'T EVEN. I JUST. MARRIED.
WHY NO FIC, FANDOM. ;____;
LET'S FIX THAT Y/Y?
And! Remember when Hina, Yasu and Ohkura tried to find a hobby for Subaru on Hina's radio show Tsuushin? Well, Subaru shot everything down then, so they promised to try again soon.
They did.
I adore Subaru. I think I've mentioned this to some degree once or four hundred and twelve times. That said, I wonder sometimes if I can love him any more than I do now.
TURNS OUT I CAN.
Subaru: I'm being serious here, I don't need this funny stuff.
Hina: But look, there are only 8 people in Japan, if Subaru did it...
Ohkura: Right, it's no good? Collecting ventilation fans?
Subaru: How bout you do it?
Ohkura: I...I have a bunch of hobbies...
Subaru: What are your hobbies, what?
Ohkura: Hobbies?
Subaru: Uhn.
Ohkura: Well...instruments...
Hina: Maah, Subaru also has instruments too right?
Subaru: Hmmm...
Okura: I also have my camera(s)...
Hina: Ahh, camera eh?
Ohkura: And also movies and stuff.
Hina: Movies too eh...
Yasu: Ahh, I see.
Okura: [to Subaru] What are your hobbies?
Subaru: Uh, it's because I don't have any...
Hina: Aaaahahahah.
Suba: ...that we're doing this right now.
Okura: Ahahahah.
I just. I can't believe how much I adore him. XDDDDDD
Hina: I have to apologize for this, even I'm thinking a bit "what the hell is this"...
Subaru: See... I told you.
Hina: "Picking up garbage while doing a handstand."
All: [laughs]
Hina: Ehh, "Now you guys are going around on your 47 prefectures tour, because even if you just do it around the concert arenas, picking up garbage while doing a handstand is good for the environment, that's good isn't it? Doing this from now on, you'll get noticed by other people, and they'll talk to you and maybe you'll even become friends with them. How about doing it for the global environment?"
Subaru: Can you tell me her address?
*DYING*
I LOVE THIS BOY. XDDD
karinberry and I have slowly been working our way through the News DVD. She's already seen it, but I fear the results of watching that alone. XDDD I can't watch things like that alone. I watched all three Eito cons with Cara, I always watch Double with someone else--I can't watch these things without having someone to flail at. Otherwise it's lonely, somehow.RYOPI. I forgot just how much I love them. As much as I enjoy writing silly!RyoPin, I think RyoPi's friendship on its own is freaking adorable. My favorite bit so far is Yamapi flubbing kanji and Ryo casually correcting him, because he's USED TO IT. Not exasperated or anything, just amicably correcting him and then sounding really amused.
BUT MY FAVORITE PART OVERALL? RYO AND THE SHRIEKING FAN. OH MY GOD. RYO'S FACE. HE LOOKS ALL OF SIX YEARS OLD. A SIX-YEAR-OLD WHO JUST GOT SCREAMED AT.
He's all cute and smiley and "Arigatou~" *wavewave*
AND FAN, ACTING LIKE A FAN, SHRIEKS--
AND RYO DUCKS.
HE DUCKS.
AND LOOKS PETRIFIED FOR A SECOND AND THEN AMUSED/BEWILDERED.
HOW CAN ANYONE FIND THIS BOY INTIMIDATING? HE'S EMBRYO. AND HE'S EITO'S BOY, SO OF COURSE HE'S A DORK.
I just, wow. I love this con so much.
WIP MEME!
One or two sentences from my fics-in-progress:
Backstage Samurai PV
It used to be that Tsubasa made the spark and Takki encouraged that glimmer of mischief into a bonfire.
Give them swords, though, and both become instigators.
TegoMass
Tegoshi hums and slips his hands under Massu’s arms. He sways in on his heels when Massu crosses his arms cool and soft on Tegoshi’s hot and smooth back.
Subaru-on-drugs
Yasu clutches at Subaru’s back, clawing the rain-soaked fabric into his fists. Subaru’s forehead scalds his neck, and Yasu swallows back a sob.
Shibari Pin (nearly finished!)
That Yamapi is reading aloud from a book while he coils the rope around Jin’s waist is both annoying and disenchanting. That he’s also gagged Jin is just tacky and mean.
Tsubasa/Subaru/Takki debut
They sit facing each other in a corner of the room. Tsubasa is stretching, and Takki is absently sifting through the contents of his bento. When Tsubasa leans forward to link his fingers around the sole of his left foot, Takki chomps his chopsticks on Tsubasa’s nose. Tsubasa raises his eyebrows, and Takki breaks into a grin.
Ossan threesome
"He's bossy," Yoko murmurs into Subaru's mouth.
"He didn't eat, I bet," Subaru replies, raking his nails down Yoko's spine.
Hina throws his jeans at them. "I'll eat you!"
Subaru smirks and says, "Okay. Me first."
Rui/Ohkura
"If you don't want something enough to suffer for it, then it's an unnecessary pain."
With calm fingers, Rui draws French words behind Ohkura's shoulder that contradict everything he's saying.
Red string
On some pairs, the string simply hangs relaxed between them. Others have stylish loops and intricate knots. Subaru and Yasu's string looks softer than most. It's loosely weaved and artistically frayed at the ends, deceptively delicate.
Pin's definitely first priority, but anyone have a preference after that?
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Yoko and Hina remind me very much of me with certain friends who like to give me an obnoxiously hard time about the same things over and over and over again. It's a pity I can't get away with hitting them the way Hina does. XD But yeah, I'm surprised there's not more fic for them...
NEWS DVD! RyoPi! *flails* It should be no surprise that I really liked that bit with the fan, just because Ryo tries to be cool sometimes, but then other times he gets startled when fans scream at him and then says the most ridiculously cheesy things in a little baby voice (and then walks off in embarrassment at the end). I love it.
And whee, fics! I would be very happy with (almost) any of these (except possibly TegoMass), but...I don't know! I'd really like to see the Takki/Tsubasa/Subaru debut one, I think.
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Yasu : Before this, during a concert, we talked about Shibuyan's hobby...
Hina : Uhn.
Yasu : When he said "sex" [[NOTE : I thinkamprettysure he=Subaru, ahaha]], it was quiet (= he got no reaction).
Suba : Really.
All : [laughs]
Hina : That's amazing.
Subaru comments how quiet it got (like how the mood at the concert changed) and the audience were all like "of course (that would be his hobby)" while the rest of the group laughed and laughed because Subaru got no laughs.
Hahahahahahaha I love that last bit XD XD XD I also think 47 prefecture tour -> August -> only 6 days off -> no time for hobby -> RUSHED TOUR SEX YAY!!! Of course. They take it in turns.
I'm looking forward to watching NewS' DVD, I want to watch it with my NewS-loving friend because you're right, that's way more fun! But aww Ryo, bless him. XD I like him so much more recently as he's revealed more and more dorktitude. XD "You trust me" indeed. *pats him*
Hmm, while Subaru-on-drugs fic is more than intriguing to me, the Ossan threesome is also looking good right now. :D Whatever you go for first, I'll look forward to it! Even the Pin!
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You know what I want from you, and you know how excited I am about it, but I'll just say ♥♥♥♥ I LOVE YOU A WHOLE LOT ♥♥♥♥ in case you didn't know. After that I vote for the red string one. I think you told me about that and it sounds pretty.
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It's good to see you're getting along with your writing. I'm especially looking forward to the tsubasa/takki/subaru AU fic. Although that red string fic sounds pretty. Are you referring to the japanese belief that one is tied to their soulmate by a red string on their pinky? That's really cute, I hope you finish that one soon. ^_^
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For some reason, my favourite RyoPi buddy moment is at the start of Fever to Future when Yamapi is running up the stage calling out, "Ryo-chan." IDK why, I just think it's really cute.
All your WIPs are awesome. But I want the Backstage Samurai PV one.
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aslhjdlsajlsdsa what - WHO WANTS TO COLLECT VENTILATION FANS ANYWAY? hahaha, they're all such dorks ♥
also: PIN PIN PIN PIN ♥
also number two: one day, i'll have to nag you into ryopi. because they're so so so adorable and if pin wasn't my damned otp, they'd be it.
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