OSSAN BRILLIANCE AND A GUILTLESS MEME

[zukkokya]

Recently, Cara and I were discussing Eito. Unexpected, ne? ;) Anyway, she said, "You know--Ohmiya may be the married couple of JE...but Hina and Yoko are totally the old married couple of JE--they never say 'I love you,' just bitch and laugh at each other and totally support each other. ♥"

This? SO WHY I SHIP THEM. After Subassan and Baryo, they're easily my favorite Eito pairing. Just--they're so...LOOK:

Hina: I watched their DVD, NEWS’s.
Yoko: Hmmm?
Hina: They let me watch it a bit early.
Yoko: Uhn.
Hina: Ahhh, they’re good looking!
Yoko: You’re better looking.
[A second of silence.]
Guy: Aahahahahahha.
Hina: What you said here was creepy. Hahahahahaa.
Yoko: You’re better looking.
Hina: Nonono, NEWS was good looking (on their DVD).
Yoko: That’s not it. I definitely think you’re better looking.
Guy: Aahahahahahah.
Hina: Dude, you’re not really putting any feelings into this.
Yoko: Heh, no. You’re good looking yo.
Hina: Nooo, but of course there’s something different about NEWS.
Yoko: Hmmmm.
Hina: YamaP is also smartly handsome…
Yoko: I’m telling you, you’re smartly handsome too!
Guy: Ahahahahahahaha.
Hina: [laughing while talking] Dude, what’s with you today?
Yoko: I’m telling you, you’re smartly handsome too.
Hina: I’ve become smartly handsome?
Yoko: You’re smartly handsome.
Hina: Really?
Yoko: Aren’t you? Though you’re so thin/slim.
Hina: Ahh, thank you.
Yoko: Uhn. What about YamaP?
Hina: YamaP’s… and of course, each of the member’s solo were unique.
Yoko: Your solo’s unique too.
Hina+Guy: Aaaahahahahahaahahahahaaahahah.
Yoko: No?
Hina: [slaps the table while still laughing] Thank you, thank you.
Yoko: Right, you’re better looking.
Hina: Noo, but you’re better looking.
Yoko: No, have some confidence, man. What are you saying, now, how many years have you done this you think!
Hina: But, I think I still lose to Yoko.
[from ttthhbbbtt's translation of Recommen]

JUST--COME ON HOW ADORABLE IS THAT. HINA'S NOT BLUSHING OR EMBARRASSED, JUST CONFUSED AND REALLY AMUSED. AND YOKO--SHAMELESS. UTTERLY NONCHALANT AND SHAMELESS.

AND THEN:

Yoko: Let’s make it 50 000 yen then?
Hina: I don’t have 50 000 yen! What am I gonna buy with 50 000 yen?!
Yoko: Just go buy lots of stuff. Go all out!
Hina: Ahahahahaha.
Yoko: No? What about 80 00 yen? Right, your coordinator was 80 000 yen too no? [[NOTE : Last year, Hina+Maru went to Korea together and paid 80 000 for a tour guide, and ever since Hina said the words “80 000 yen,” Yoko likes to bring it up only all the time to bug Hina and remind people that Hina’s not as poor he pretends to be (on the same show that Hina talked about his Korea trip, they got a bunch of mail from listeners saying how disappointed they were in Hina and how he was suppose to be the common people’s idol, ahhahaha)]]
Hina: What the hell?!
Guy: [says something]
Yoko: Right.
Hina: Why is Guy-san getting in on this?
Yoko: Let’s do it then.
Hina: Are you stupid?! I already said I didn’t pay 80 000 yen! [[NOTE : Every time Yoko brings up 80 000 yen, Hina always throws back that it was 80 000 yen for the both of them so he only paid 40 000 yen himself]]

AHAHAHAHA. MARRIED. MARRIED.

Hina: You moron! Like I have 80 000 yen!
Yoko: You do! Easily! How many zillions do you have at the bank?
Guy: Aahahahaha.
Hina: I don’t!
Yoko: The number of accounts you have, dude.
Hina: AAAHAHAHAA.
Yoko: The number of cards you got, you…
Hina: I don’t, I don’t. Why are you…
Yoko: You’re scary, scary, really…

*CRYING*

GOD SO FUNNY.

Yoko: But really… 80 000 yen!
Hina: 80 000 yen… let’s go to a song first…
Yoko: No, we’re not going to a song until you say 80 000 yen.
Hina: I’ll do it after the song.
Yoko: No, say it.
Hina: Why the hell are you being so difficult!

MARRIED SO HARD.

Yoko: It’s fine if you don’t hand over 80 000 yen, but can you leave your bank card here?
Guy: Aahahahaha.
Hina: Ahahaha, the fuck?
Yoko: With your PIN number.
Hina: [still laughing] What the hell?
Yoko: If you don’t want to tell me your PIN number, your bankbook and hanko (stamp that's basically a person's signature) will be fine.
Hina: [still laughing] You’ll just take out all my money.
Yoko: (to listeners) For now, please look forward to the presents.

I CAN'T EVEN. I JUST. MARRIED.

WHY NO FIC, FANDOM. ;____;

LET'S FIX THAT Y/Y?


And! Remember when Hina, Yasu and Ohkura tried to find a hobby for Subaru on Hina's radio show Tsuushin? Well, Subaru shot everything down then, so they promised to try again soon.

They did.

I adore Subaru. I think I've mentioned this to some degree once or four hundred and twelve times. That said, I wonder sometimes if I can love him any more than I do now.

TURNS OUT I CAN.

Subaru: I'm being serious here, I don't need this funny stuff.
Hina: But look, there are only 8 people in Japan, if Subaru did it...
Ohkura: Right, it's no good? Collecting ventilation fans?
Subaru: How bout you do it?
Ohkura: I...I have a bunch of hobbies...
Subaru: What are your hobbies, what?
Ohkura: Hobbies?
Subaru: Uhn.
Ohkura: Well...instruments...
Hina: Maah, Subaru also has instruments too right?
Subaru: Hmmm...
Okura: I also have my camera(s)...
Hina: Ahh, camera eh?
Ohkura: And also movies and stuff.
Hina: Movies too eh...
Yasu: Ahh, I see.
Okura: [to Subaru] What are your hobbies?
Subaru: Uh, it's because I don't have any...
Hina: Aaaahahahah.
Suba: ...that we're doing this right now.
Okura: Ahahahah.

I just. I can't believe how much I adore him. XDDDDDD

Hina: I have to apologize for this, even I'm thinking a bit "what the hell is this"...
Subaru: See... I told you.
Hina: "Picking up garbage while doing a handstand."
All: [laughs]
Hina: Ehh, "Now you guys are going around on your 47 prefectures tour, because even if you just do it around the concert arenas, picking up garbage while doing a handstand is good for the environment, that's good isn't it? Doing this from now on, you'll get noticed by other people, and they'll talk to you and maybe you'll even become friends with them. How about doing it for the global environment?"
Subaru: Can you tell me her address?

*DYING*

I LOVE THIS BOY. XDDD


karinberry and I have slowly been working our way through the News DVD. She's already seen it, but I fear the results of watching that alone. XDDD I can't watch things like that alone. I watched all three Eito cons with Cara, I always watch Double with someone else--I can't watch these things without having someone to flail at. Otherwise it's lonely, somehow.

RYOPI. I forgot just how much I love them. As much as I enjoy writing silly!RyoPin, I think RyoPi's friendship on its own is freaking adorable. My favorite bit so far is Yamapi flubbing kanji and Ryo casually correcting him, because he's USED TO IT. Not exasperated or anything, just amicably correcting him and then sounding really amused.

BUT MY FAVORITE PART OVERALL? RYO AND THE SHRIEKING FAN. OH MY GOD. RYO'S FACE. HE LOOKS ALL OF SIX YEARS OLD. A SIX-YEAR-OLD WHO JUST GOT SCREAMED AT.

He's all cute and smiley and "Arigatou~" *wavewave*

AND FAN, ACTING LIKE A FAN, SHRIEKS--

AND RYO DUCKS.

HE DUCKS.

AND LOOKS PETRIFIED FOR A SECOND AND THEN AMUSED/BEWILDERED.

HOW CAN ANYONE FIND THIS BOY INTIMIDATING? HE'S EMBRYO. AND HE'S EITO'S BOY, SO OF COURSE HE'S A DORK.

I just, wow. I love this con so much.


WIP MEME!

One or two sentences from my fics-in-progress:


Backstage Samurai PV

It used to be that Tsubasa made the spark and Takki encouraged that glimmer of mischief into a bonfire.

Give them swords, though, and both become instigators.


TegoMass

Tegoshi hums and slips his hands under Massu’s arms. He sways in on his heels when Massu crosses his arms cool and soft on Tegoshi’s hot and smooth back.


Subaru-on-drugs

Yasu clutches at Subaru’s back, clawing the rain-soaked fabric into his fists. Subaru’s forehead scalds his neck, and Yasu swallows back a sob.


Shibari Pin (nearly finished!)

That Yamapi is reading aloud from a book while he coils the rope around Jin’s waist is both annoying and disenchanting. That he’s also gagged Jin is just tacky and mean.


Tsubasa/Subaru/Takki debut

They sit facing each other in a corner of the room. Tsubasa is stretching, and Takki is absently sifting through the contents of his bento. When Tsubasa leans forward to link his fingers around the sole of his left foot, Takki chomps his chopsticks on Tsubasa’s nose. Tsubasa raises his eyebrows, and Takki breaks into a grin.


Ossan threesome

"He's bossy," Yoko murmurs into Subaru's mouth.

"He didn't eat, I bet," Subaru replies, raking his nails down Yoko's spine.

Hina throws his jeans at them. "I'll eat you!"

Subaru smirks and says, "Okay. Me first."


Rui/Ohkura

"If you don't want something enough to suffer for it, then it's an unnecessary pain."

With calm fingers, Rui draws French words behind Ohkura's shoulder that contradict everything he's saying.


Red string

On some pairs, the string simply hangs relaxed between them. Others have stylish loops and intricate knots. Subaru and Yasu's string looks softer than most. It's loosely weaved and artistically frayed at the ends, deceptively delicate.


Pin's definitely first priority, but anyone have a preference after that?

Comments

[ilanala]

Aaaah, too many things to comment on!

Yoko and Hina remind me very much of me with certain friends who like to give me an obnoxiously hard time about the same things over and over and over again. It's a pity I can't get away with hitting them the way Hina does. XD But yeah, I'm surprised there's not more fic for them...

NEWS DVD! RyoPi! *flails* It should be no surprise that I really liked that bit with the fan, just because Ryo tries to be cool sometimes, but then other times he gets startled when fans scream at him and then says the most ridiculously cheesy things in a little baby voice (and then walks off in embarrassment at the end). I love it.

And whee, fics! I would be very happy with (almost) any of these (except possibly TegoMass), but...I don't know! I'd really like to see the Takki/Tsubasa/Subaru debut one, I think.

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

In the past month or so, I've become a hardcore Yoko/Hina shipper. Their dynamic is just so laid-back and comfortable, I adore it.

Ahahahaha, oh Ryo. What was it he kept saying when he recovered? I need to ask a Japanese-understanderer.

That one's taking shape, but it'll take a while. It's an epic. ♥

[ilanala]

Yoko/Hina is one of those pairings where I really like the dynamic, but I have a hard time looking at it as a shippy thing rather than a friendship thing. But if you wrote it, perhaps I'd be convinced. ;-)

After she screamed, you mean? He says "Bikurishita", which means something along the lines of "That surprised/shocked me". (I had to go back and check, and I was amused that at the end Tegoshi (I think) says he's never seen Ryo like that before. Clearly he hasn't watched Ryo with K8 much... XD )

Ah, you and your epics. Well, I look forward to whatever it is you manage to finish next.

[elyndys.livejournal.com]

My favourite bit of the show:

Yasu : Before this, during a concert, we talked about Shibuyan's hobby...
Hina : Uhn.
Yasu : When he said "sex" [[NOTE : I thinkamprettysure he=Subaru, ahaha]], it was quiet (= he got no reaction).
Suba : Really.
All : [laughs]
Hina : That's amazing.
Subaru comments how quiet it got (like how the mood at the concert changed) and the audience were all like "of course (that would be his hobby)" while the rest of the group laughed and laughed because Subaru got no laughs.

Hahahahahahaha I love that last bit XD XD XD I also think 47 prefecture tour -> August -> only 6 days off -> no time for hobby -> RUSHED TOUR SEX YAY!!! Of course. They take it in turns.

I'm looking forward to watching NewS' DVD, I want to watch it with my NewS-loving friend because you're right, that's way more fun! But aww Ryo, bless him. XD I like him so much more recently as he's revealed more and more dorktitude. XD "You trust me" indeed. *pats him*

Hmm, while Subaru-on-drugs fic is more than intriguing to me, the Ossan threesome is also looking good right now. :D Whatever you go for first, I'll look forward to it! Even the Pin!

[sisterjune.livejournal.com]

Hee! poor subaru, he has that image doesn't he? XD and I bet he was kidding too. But no one is amused. Honestly don't think he even has time for sex these days. XD and I swear it was just a few weeks ago on recommen that hina & yoko were referring to themselves as sexually frustrated. AHAHAHAHA! poor guys.

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

XDDD I just read about that. God, Recommen, never ever ever leave me. I love them too much. Much, much too much. ♥

My favorite part recently was their discussion of Yoko's "spinning top" penis. Cara and I decided this means Yoko's penis has gears. First gear masturbation, second gear handjob, third gear blowjob, fourth gear obvious. No breaks.

...It's a wonder that I love Subaru best, isn't it.

[sisterjune.livejournal.com]

Remind me never open my mail in a public place again. I think the librarian passing by me almost saw your reply, o_o

You really have to hear the recordings they just make everything so much more fun. Oh man wait until you see tttthhhbbakljhtrka (ahhhh! HOW DO YOU SPELL HER NAME?)translate the 8/09 recommen because it is cracktastic. Remember how I said anything goes? Well apparently they are being told koyama wants them to call him and yoko & hina are like "FUCK NO." and then yoko's like "it's probably just for promotion of his DVD" and throughout the show they are like "should we call him? maybe he really wants to talk to us." but yoko & hina are like no way that's true and they beat around the bush until they get a few faxes and eventually call him. My japanese is shitty so I don't understand everything koyama says to yoko & hina but suffice to say he had NO CLUE about it, and it turns out the whole thing WAS for promotion, and hina & yoko are PISSED...until they realize , that it was an order from the management. Then yoko starts apologizing & begging koyama not to tell anyone what happened on the show! ahahahahhaaha! I swear it was like a little kid begging the teacher not to tell on him to his mommy. Ahhhh, yoko, dear yoko. Hey you know ciara if you don't want yoko I'll have him! ;D oh yeah and maru was guesting on recommen that day too.

[elyndys.livejournal.com]

Haha, he made that image himself, and now look where it's got him! XD But well, we all know he doesn't get on well with strangers, so he's just asking us all to reach certain conclusions. ^_~

Honestly don't think he even has time for sex these days.

They'll all be way too knackered for it, even if they had the time! XD Bless.

[sisterjune.livejournal.com]

ahahahahaha! so true. Poor dears are just worn out these days.

[sisterjune.livejournal.com]

I just saw the top part of your reply and I...JUST WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING? *bricked*

I do wonder sometimes though, how subaru reconciles his fear of people with his overactive libido...well they probably have female staff members...*bricked, stabbed & shot*

[elyndys.livejournal.com]

You know, it honestly wouldn't susprise me if Subaru was pretty equal opportunities about these things. I wouldn't put anything past that man anymore. XD

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

They're all going to flop down dead soon. THEY NEED A WEEK OFF FOR THERAPEUTIC SEX REST.

Heee, Ryo is fantastically dorkish. He's EITO. ♥ Dorkitude is part and parcel. XD

Wonderful! I'm still not sure what's going to win out, but Cara's been waiting patiently for threesome for a while, so possibly that.

[elyndys.livejournal.com]

They have 2 weeks off now till the last few shows. ...Onsen, anyone? :3

Yay threesome! :D Good luck! ...That sounds so much more rubbish than "Ganbatte!" doesn't it? ^^'

[spurious.livejournal.com]

"PLEASE LOOK FORWARD TO THE PRESENTS" IlYoko. a;lsdjkf THEY'RE REALLY CUTE *___*

You know what I want from you, and you know how excited I am about it, but I'll just say ♥♥♥♥ I LOVE YOU A WHOLE LOT ♥♥♥♥ in case you didn't know. After that I vote for the red string one. I think you told me about that and it sounds pretty.

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

Ooh, that's right, I did show you parts of it! I'm not sure I like what I have, though. It's more description now than action, and I hate that. It's harder to get back into writing something when you have to reread description. I'm probably going to start from scratch again (second time).

[spurious.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, I know what you mean. Massive amounts of my writing is just description based, and it's sort of difficult to...make stuff happen, sometimes. XD

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

At that point, I make them bitch at each other. ;)

Or fuck each other.

Usually both.

[spurious.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I usually make them fuck each other. XD

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

Once upon a time...they fucked.

[iverin.livejournal.com]

YAY MARRIAGE.

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

HOORAY.

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

NOTED. ♥

WHEN WILL WE FINISH DVD 2?

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

I WOULD SAY TODAY IS OUR BEST BET SINCE I START CLASSES TOMORROW. I DON'T WANT TO STAY UP TOO LATE THURSDAY BECAUSE I HAVE MY FIRST JAPANESE CLASS ON FRIDAY, AND THEN ON FRIDAY LAURA'S COMING TO VISIT. ♥

I AM EXCITED.

[sisterjune.livejournal.com]

Oh man I love recommen (and thhhtbttt's translations, seriously I think it's only a matter of time before I propose to her XD) I collect recommen recordings almost religiously because on recommen ANYTHING GOES. Hee! at hinaxyoko being married. Really though hina is the dad, yoko is the mom & baru is the kid, or maybe hina is the mom...Really they can go either way XD. OMG I read that tsuushin translation and nearly died. First baru making a joke about how his hobby is sex but because he is notorious for his perviness, everyone thinks he's serious and it's like "well duh." ahahahaha! Wait though, does this mean eito has GROUPIES! XD and the part where baru said "can you tell me her address?" I FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR. like literally I was on the floor. Oh man and I thought the first time they did this it was funny but this time, oh man...I really wish I could have heard I recording of this ;_;

It's good to see you're getting along with your writing. I'm especially looking forward to the tsubasa/takki/subaru AU fic. Although that red string fic sounds pretty. Are you referring to the japanese belief that one is tied to their soulmate by a red string on their pinky? That's really cute, I hope you finish that one soon. ^_^

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

I swear the more I read of Recommen, the more in love with them I fall. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Kanjani8 just...utterly has my heart. I love all of them so much.

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT. I STARTED GIGGLING AT LAURA, "I KNEW IT I KNEW HE'D BRING UP SEX EVENTUALLY." AND THEN I GOT TO THE BIT ABOUT IT BEING A JOKE AND I STARTED LAUGHING HARDER BECAUSE COME ON, SUBARU, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT WITH YOUR PERVERTED REPUTATION? ♥ LAJKHNLAJWK I'D HELP HIM WITH THAT HOBBY. HELL, I'D BE HIS HOBBY.

I'm trying to get something done soon because when school starts I'm gonna be working on my play obsessively. It goes up in October and I want it to be phenomenal. No, "Good for your first show," but a "WE'RE PUTTING THIS ON BROADWAY NEXT YEAR."

Yes. That's exactly what's going to happen. Yes.

[sisterjune.livejournal.com]

K8 has my heart, soul and various body parts. I swear if I did not have a fear of needles I would totally get an infinity symbol tattooed on my arm. I AM SO SERIOUS.

Hell maybe I'd even get subaru's name tattoed on there somewhere too...WHAT? I think the hiragana is pretty. no really...*coughs*

So i guess that's one groupie I've found. ;) Although i don't think your the only one who would help him with that hobby.

Woah! You're writing a play? COOL! I thought about writing a play once, since I like doing dialogue but, then I realized that it would take effort and decided against it XD. I like telling stories & have a zillion ideas but the act of writing for me is just so frustrating and time consuming that I almost never do it. pity.

I hope your going to share that play of yours with the rest of us when you finish. I wanna see it! I love your fanfiction but I can't count the times I've thought "oh she is such a good writer, she really ought to write her own stuff sometime" and it looks like you are. yay!

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

Hee, I'm a playwriting major. ♥ I've already written the play I'll be putting up this semester, but it still needs work. But yep, that's why I'm quicker putting out dialogue-centric pieces. It's what I've been trained to do. ;)

Aw, thank you. ♥♥♥ I won't post the play, since it's original and long, but I may post snippets if anyone's interested. :)

[thawrecka]

Hina and Yoko are hilarious. Subaru is also hilarious.

For some reason, my favourite RyoPi buddy moment is at the start of Fever to Future when Yamapi is running up the stage calling out, "Ryo-chan." IDK why, I just think it's really cute.

All your WIPs are awesome. But I want the Backstage Samurai PV one.

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

The three of them are just beautifully, fantastically wonderful. That's why ossan threesome is not a chore to write. XDDDD

Oh, I missed that part somehow! I keep rewatching Ryo/SHRIEKING Fan. XDDDD

Thanks! Ooh, I'm gonna like that one. It's just those two sentences so far, hee. I'm not sure what to do with it, which means it'll be them acting like morons and chasing each other around set covertly with wooden swords because let's be honest, who would give Takki and Tsubasa real swords without supervision?

[thawrecka]

They really are! Hee~

Ryo/SHRIEKING Fan is hilarious. I've watched the whole thing a few times through and find new things to love every time.

You would have to be crazy! Did you see their Hey!x3 telephone box segment from last month? They are total dorks with toy swords.

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

YES. I love that clip. THEY ARE THE MOST MARRIED MARRIEDS EVER.

"Takizawa tends to exaggerate when he's on TV."
"Hey, give me that! When Tsubasa was younger, he was DYING TO BE A JOHNNYS."
"Let me have it again."
"I was talking!"
*Ignores*

They're such dorks.

[thawrecka]

THEY COULD NOT BE MORE MARRIED.

Such dorks they are. I'll have to write T&T fic one of these days when I'm not being crushed under the weight of stupid challenge deadlines.

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

I HEARTILY ENDORSE THIS IDEA. *_____*

[wintersjuly.livejournal.com]

Ohkura: Right, it's no good? Collecting ventilation fans?

aslhjdlsajlsdsa what - WHO WANTS TO COLLECT VENTILATION FANS ANYWAY? hahaha, they're all such dorks ♥

also: PIN PIN PIN PIN ♥

also number two: one day, i'll have to nag you into ryopi. because they're so so so adorable and if pin wasn't my damned otp, they'd be it.

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA. Did you read the transcript? It's hysterical. Some fan wrote in saying there are only seven people in Japan who do that and they enter in competitions THAT SHE WATCHES and she wants Subaru to be the eighth. *DYING* Poor Baru gave up pretty early this time. XDDD

RYOPI. *_______________________* They're--and--SO VERY--ngk--GNNNNNNNNNH. Yes. That. Yes. *_________*