The Hobbit That Tolkien Left Out

[zukkokya]

"Bilbo and Frodo happened to have the same birthday, September 22nd." --Fellowship of the Ring, J.R.R. Tolkien

So.

Frodo Baggins, born September 22nd.

Bilbo Baggins, born September 22nd.

Shibutani Subaru, born September 22nd.


There you have it. Tolkien discriminated against the Kansai Hobbits.

Comments

[ilanala]

Poor Kansai hobbitses. Nobody loves them.

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

The Hobbiton hobbits are totally favored.

[iverin.livejournal.com]

sdjfg jk fjhsadf DEAD.

[ilanala]

But that's okay. The Kansai hobbits will have their day. (Also, they won't have to deal with all that taking the ring to Mordor stuff.)

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

Poor Kansai hobbits. :( They weren't even invited to Bilbo's party.

You know they hang out with Merry and Pippin, though.

[nira-chan.livejournal.com]

Omg kill me now so that would be my last memory xD ILU

[airairo.livejournal.com]

D:

Not cool. Clearly there needs to be AU fic to right this.

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

VERY TRUE.

*STARE*

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

RIGHT? I GRINNED SO BIG WHEN I READ THAT.

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

Who'd be Frodo?

[airairo.livejournal.com]

*whistles innocently* :D

[nira-chan.livejournal.com]

I was all :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD srsly xD so cute xD I mean, there are another 364 days un the year to choose from x'D

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

Ohhh no no no, only one of us gets to play that game.

*TOUCHES NOSE*

NOT IT.

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

SUBARU WOULD MAKE SUCH AN AWESOME HOBBIT. HE'D BE ONE OF THOSE "QUEER FOLK" FROM BUCKLAND.

[nira-chan.livejournal.com]

SUBARU WOULD BE THE GREATEST HOBBIT!!! are you going to write a foc out of this? :DDD

[ilanala]

...

Don't get me started. I've been known to attempt to cast everyone I can think of in a series with JE people (or one series to another or various other such strange things).

[bloodybrilliant.livejournal.com]

DEAD. omg ahahhaahhahaha

SUBARU IS ABOUT AS BIG AS MERRI AND PIPPIN ALMOST, TOO.

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[bloodybrilliant.livejournal.com]

....I want to know...

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[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

YAY!

*STARTS YE*

[ilanala]

...after I finish my essay?

[pixisticks.livejournal.com]

I have this whole theory that elves are actually Japanese...

*bricked*

[epicwaters.livejournal.com]

You know they hang out with Merry and Pippin, though.
BWAHAHAHHAHHAHA XD

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

YEEHAW!

[ceathair.livejournal.com]

Well, me and Subaru are going to sulk in a corner and share a birthday cake and throw insults at Tolkien for forgetting us, then he's going to show me Eden on the guitar (I have trouble learning the first part) and we're going to be more awesome than the hobbits because we're taller. (Though just barely in Subaru's case, we love him anyway)

[epicwaters.livejournal.com]

you know, I think my brain had a small hemorrage from reading that. someone should photoshop subaru's head onto one of their bodies.

actually no, because I think that'd give me another stroke. your observations are too much <3 honestly though, I've always considered yasu as a hobbit. dude has massive-looking feet.