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CAN'T LOOK AT THIS AND NOT WRITE A FICLET SO HERE IS A FICLET:

Title: Doesn't Count
Fandom: JE - Kanjani∞
Pairing/characters: Subaru/Yasu
Rating: PG
Word Count: 350~
Disclaimer: Total fiction.
Summary: Yasu's logic brings them to the top of a mountain with a borrowed hotel blanket.

( It's kind of a jerkish thing to say after all Yasu's done to make this happen, but Subaru feels it needs saying. )

Good morning, lovely people! :D

After ten minutes of deliberation, I've decided to do Something Stupid. :D

I'm going to fill all of the Smut Meme prompts.

I figure since this is the first year in...maybe five years? that I won't be doing Yuletide, and with hols finished, I really don't have any writing obligations (other than fic for spurious for being my kind and diligent Fic Index Overlord and a ficlet for ohmiya_sg for subbing Things That Are of the Magic), it's not an entirely insane goal. Porn is fun to write, and I've always looked back on the first Smut Meme with a kind of, Aww, if I'd filled them all that would have been marvelous.

So I'm gonna do it for this one. :D

I'll leave prompting open for another twenty-four hours, and then whatever number I have tomorrow morning will be the number of fills I'll be aiming to finish. I'm not putting a deadline on this because exchanges gave me enough stress XD but I might probably have spurious and fuyukoi stabbing me in the face occasionally to finish it, so it'll get done.


On a separate note, Russia is preparing to pass a bill that would "make it illegal for any person to write a book, publish an article or speak in public about being gay, lesbian or transgender." I signed this petition nine hours ago when the number of signatures was 25,000~ and it's already reached 80,400~ as I'm typing this. Please not only sign this but spread the news, too. (And now that I've finished the post, it's at 81,500~.)


...Porn and social justice in one post. .........Hm. I feel like this isn't quite random enough.


Hey, look, That Guy with the Glasses reviewing the new Twilight helicopter crash! :D

And also, gorgeous Fight for the Eight icons. That's Subaru in eyeliner. (:DDDDDDD)

Aaaand Takki and Tsubasa drinking champagne in bed.


The shot where Takki actually gets to sit on the bed with Tsubasa must be in Takki's wallet.

Happy Tuesday, everyone! :D

ETA: Juuust to clarify! Smut Meme will close on 11/23, 9:30AM Japan time.

Hols done! :D

Now, what meme shall I do to celebrate....

Hmm. Hmmmmm.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Okie doke!

• Yasu/Subaru, eyeliner
• Takki/Tsubasa, paint
• Yoko/Aiba, fitting room
• Yoko/Hina, rushed handjobs during Recomen
• Yoko/Hina, blowjob
• Ryo/Uchi, karaoke box
• Takki/Tsubasa, dance studio
• Takki/Tsubasa, awkward first time
• Ryo/Yasu, Janiben set after hours
• Yoko/Hina, basketball court
• Subaru/Yasu, wherein they wake up as women
• Takki/Tsubasa, jealous!Tsubasa
• Yoko/Hina, in the shower
• Takki/Tsubasa, Tsubasa likes to watch
• Ace/Arsenal, rough

I have learned how to make gifs.

And so I have gif'd:



1) THE FACE THAT MADE ME FALL FOR SUBARU




2) ONE OF APPROXIMATELY NINETY-SEVEN REASONS THAT I REWATCH TSUBASA'S WORLD WING PV ON AN ALMOST REGULAR BASIS




AND

3) JIN'S HIGH KICK



GOOD NIGHT!

♥

I'm back in Japan! But in Tokyo! And I made the mistake of going to sleep at 6PM, so now I'm awake, and this happened:

Title: The Marubabu Radio Program
Fandom: JE - Kanjani∞
Pairing/Characters: Maru's Madness/Subaru's Madness
Rating: PG
Word Count: 700~
Disclaimer: Total fiction.
Summary: Part of the transcript of Maru and Subaru's new radio program.

( The Marubabu Radio Program )

"Bilbo and Frodo happened to have the same birthday, September 22nd." --Fellowship of the Ring, J.R.R. Tolkien

So.

Frodo Baggins, born September 22nd.

Bilbo Baggins, born September 22nd.

Shibutani Subaru, born September 22nd.


There you have it. Tolkien discriminated against the Kansai Hobbits.