HOW TO RECOGNIZE WHEN YOUR IDOLS ARE NOT ENTIRELY SANE

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Here at pinkpapyrus we like to celebrate the existence of hot men in the Japanese entertainment industry who happen to be ceilingfuck nuts. :D

INSTANCE #1: TAKIZAWA HIDEAKI AND THE THINGS TAKIZAWA HIDEAKI LIKES

Takki and Tsubasa are asked what they like about each other. Tsubasa tells the Legend of Tokyo Dome, and the host reacts appropriately:

HOST: WHAT THE HELL KIND OF INCOME DO YOU MAKE, TAKKI.
TAKKI: No, no, no! I just asked for it! I asked them to make it cheap!
TSUBASA: Like a wife.*
HOST: Right. "Please give me Tokyo Dome!" That did not happen, you insane human being.

*I think that's what he says – I couldn't hear him well over HOST trying to make TAKKI explain his entirely normal birthday gift epic. "Wife" was definitely in there, though.

Next, they ask Takki what he likes about Tsubasa.

TAKKI: I like seeing you cry! :D

Yup. Also, he's claimed that one of his turn-ons is when women stand pigeon-toed. Just, you know, to give you some idea of scale here. He explains that sometimes at the end of concerts, Tsubasa will be so deeply moved that he'll cry (usually during/after "epilogue," since that's basically Their Song), so Takki likes the close feeling it gives them.

You know what, though? This isn't all that weird. Takki just likes that Tsubasa cares so much. So, really, how he said it is strange, but the sentiment is really sweet.

Unlike –

INSTANCE #2: IMAI TSUBASA AND THE THINGS IMAI TSUBASA LIKES

During their recent tour, Takki and Tsubasa were filmed getting ready for a few appearances in Nagoya. Takki's on the couch styling his hair,

and Tsubasa's fanboying an iron.

That is a steam iron, the object Takki is currently competing against for Tsubasa's undying love.

What you see in those images above is the following:

TSUBASA: TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT SO I CAN IRON IT.
TAKKI: *does so*
TSUBASA: HEEEEE. *IRONS* HERE YOU GO. :D
TAKKI: Thanks, Mom. XD
TSUBASA: WHAT ELSE CAN I IRON. THIS IS AMAZING.

[Five minutes later]

TSUBASA: *on his laptop* I FOUND THE WHITE VERSION! IRONING IS AMAZING. :DDDDD
TAKKI: ...Are you drunk? XD

TIP: WHEN TAKKI THINKS YOU ARE BEING WEIRD, YOU ARE IN FACT SEVEN LEVELS ABOVE WEIRD.

The End

- Smut Meme Update! -

Subaru/Yasu, wherein they wake up as women
Takki/Tsubasa, jealous!Tsubasa

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