The Hobbit That Tolkien Left Out

[zukkokya]

"Bilbo and Frodo happened to have the same birthday, September 22nd." --Fellowship of the Ring, J.R.R. Tolkien

So.

Frodo Baggins, born September 22nd.

Bilbo Baggins, born September 22nd.

Shibutani Subaru, born September 22nd.


There you have it. Tolkien discriminated against the Kansai Hobbits.

Comments

[ilanala]

Poor Kansai hobbitses. Nobody loves them.

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

The Hobbiton hobbits are totally favored.

[iverin.livejournal.com]

sdjfg jk fjhsadf DEAD.

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

Poor Kansai hobbits. :( They weren't even invited to Bilbo's party.

You know they hang out with Merry and Pippin, though.

[nira-chan.livejournal.com]

Omg kill me now so that would be my last memory xD ILU

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

RIGHT? I GRINNED SO BIG WHEN I READ THAT.

[airairo.livejournal.com]

D:

Not cool. Clearly there needs to be AU fic to right this.

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

VERY TRUE.

*STARE*

[bloodybrilliant.livejournal.com]

DEAD. omg ahahhaahhahaha

SUBARU IS ABOUT AS BIG AS MERRI AND PIPPIN ALMOST, TOO.

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[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

ALL HOBBIT KANJANI∞. EXCEPT OHKURA THE ELF.

[pixisticks.livejournal.com]

I have this whole theory that elves are actually Japanese...

*bricked*

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

They totally are. They were already hanging out in the West when the Middle Earth Elves got there.

"Hey, we took all the coastal real estate, but you like the tree thing anyway, ne?"

[ceathair.livejournal.com]

Well, me and Subaru are going to sulk in a corner and share a birthday cake and throw insults at Tolkien for forgetting us, then he's going to show me Eden on the guitar (I have trouble learning the first part) and we're going to be more awesome than the hobbits because we're taller. (Though just barely in Subaru's case, we love him anyway)

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

Rock on, sister hobbit.

[epicwaters.livejournal.com]

you know, I think my brain had a small hemorrage from reading that. someone should photoshop subaru's head onto one of their bodies.

actually no, because I think that'd give me another stroke. your observations are too much <3 honestly though, I've always considered yasu as a hobbit. dude has massive-looking feet.

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

And Hina has massive-looking ha--

OH MY GOD YOKO AND HINA WOULD BE AWESOME HOBBITS.

"Yeah, but Hina's not a hobbit. Look at his hands! He's totally a dwarf."

"...SHUT UP!"

"You are! You're all violent and money-crazy. TOTALLY a dwarf."

[procreational.livejournal.com]

fucking dead. :| as if you needed more proof for your psychoticness.

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

I just want justice. :(

[thawrecka]

hahaha. dying, so hilarious.

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

Reading is fun. :D

[gingifere.livejournal.com]

Poor forgotten Subaru :(. You know he would have scared the ring into behaving somehow.

[sisterjune.livejournal.com]

LOL! I like this theory. XD Subaru would be the most badass hobbit on the block yo no lie.

[sisterjune.livejournal.com]

OMG LOL. THAT IS BEAUTIFUL. EVEN AS AN LOTR FAN I NEVER KNEW THIS. Funniest thing I've seen all day.

this also must be some kind of cosmic sign cause I swear it was like JUST last night me and my bff who are both massive JE and LOTR geeks thought it would be fun to cast JE boys as members of LOTR. So somehow we ended up with Subaru as frodo, Yasu as Sam (I WONDER WHY HMMMM) Ryo was the dwarf XD and hina was aragorn and Arwen was...yoko XD on the grounds that he would like very good in drag and is secretely hot for hina. IDK we had too much sugar or somethin. Uchi as legolas was kind of a given since he's tall and prissy and somehow Go & Ken of V6 ninjaed their way in as Merry & Pipin and We decided Joshima/Leader should be gandalf cause he's hella old. XD I wanted to have okada as eomer and tsuyoshi as galadriel...and that's were we left off before i had to go eat dinner. XD We couldnt decide if Okura should be eowyn or faramir XD. FOJWIWJWI IF ONLY I WROTE FIC I WOULD HAVE WRITTEN IT. IT'S JUST MEANT TO BE. I liked your explanation for dwarf hina, personally I figure okada would have been a more badass aragorn but we are both K8 biased. XD Plus hina and ryo are totally the same height so it would work. OH MAN who would be gollum though....I kind of ryo to be gollum HE CAN LOOK SO PSYCHO SOMETIMES...ok I'll stop. XD I just find these kinds of things so fun. I will spare a recap of the time me and her cast all of arashi as spongebob square pants characters and all of K8 as rugrats. IT WAS SCARY HOW WELL IT WORKED. o_o

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

XDDD A bunch of us are casting them now. The results are amusing.

[roadwaffle.livejournal.com]

hhahahahahahaha
but too bad then that Shota is the one with the big hairy feet xD

[saaski-moql.livejournal.com]

XD

[whited-79.livejournal.com]

LOL! OMG majide???