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TAKKI AND TSUBASA: ALWAYS WORKING TO MAKE THEIR MARRIAGE EVEN MORE OBVIOUS

OKAY.

SO.

THIS EXISTS:

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GUYS.

THIS IS EVEN FANSERVICIER THAN THAT SHOT OF THEM MOSTLY NAKED IN BED TOGETHER.

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THIS MAGIC CAME FROM? THIS IMAGE IS SO SMALL.

IS IT FROM A CALENDAR? BECAUSE NEED.

...OKAY. UM. BACK TO SLEEPING. WHICH I AM DOING. NOW.

...

TAKKI'S ARM IS STRETCHED OUT UNDER TSUBASA. THEIR LEGS ARE OVERLAPPED. YOU GUYS, THIS PHOTO IS A FIC IN ITSELF.

NGK.

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I CAN'T HANDLE THIS.

BUT RIGHT? TOTALLY FIC.

EXCEPT IT NEEDS FIC TO LIKE. ADD GARNISH.

AWJBEAJWHBEWJAHEBWAJHBEJAWHBEJHWAAJWEBLAIWHWAIUWUENAWL

I BET THIS IS TSUBASA'S DOING SOMEHOW.

HE'S ALL LIKE, "HEE." *UPLOADS TINY PHOTO* "AHAHAHAHA."

TSUBON, YOU TROLL.

ISN'T IT ENOUGH THAT YOU HURT MY SOUL WITH THAT... THING ON YOUR FACE?

MUST YOU ALSO DEPRIVE ME OF WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY MINE - PORN OF YOU WITH YOUR HUSBAND?

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

OH WOE. IT IS FAKE. I AM SO UPSET. MY HEART, SHE HAS BEEN RENDED IN TWAIN. I HAVE BROUGHT EMBARRASSMENT UNTO MYSELF AND THIS SACRED JOURNAL SPACE.

*EXPIRES*

Manufacturer's Note: To revive your Kya, comment with a drabble based on the photo above.

Is that for real? I wouldn't be surprised, but I also wouldn't be surprised if it was a manip. XD

It does look like a manip. ...But I want it not to be. XDDDDD

I asked Athu last night if it was a manip but then we were like, "...OF COURSE IT ISN'T. BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE UNKIND OF THE UNIVERSE." But if it is, it's a lot more realistic than the manips I've seen where people basically photoshopped heads onto sex-having bodies. XD

It would be reasonably convincing if not for Takki's arm creepily emerging from Tsubasa's back. I mean, I have seen pictures of JE guys like this, which is why I wouldn't be entirely surprised, but they're usually at least a tiny bit farther apart... XD

Yeah, if I ignore the arm it's more realistic. XD And if any two were going to do a pose like that, it'd be them.

I love how my comment responses have been, like, a mini grief cycle.

LOOK GUISE SHINY :D
IT...COULD BE REAL.
BUT. MAYBE IT IS REAL.
IT IS REAL IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE.
DAMMIT IT ISN'T REAL. DAMN YOU, ALL UNIVERSES.

I hate to break it to you, but there's a lot of competition for "JE couple most likely to curl up together for the camera." XD But whatever you want to believe, go for it.

There, there. It's still real in the magical universe of fanfic.

And it is a beautiful competition. I wonder who's winning?

(Clearly I spent too much time on that RyoPi. XD)

Depends on what kind of tinhat you're wearing. XD

I wonder who actually has the most shippy moments in photos. I wouldn't be surprised if it were a really cracked out pairing no one usually notices. JE sometimes seems like it ships things for kicks.

My offhand guess would be KinKi, just because they've been around a while and since there's only two of them, there's none of that mix-and-matching you get with groups. But I suppose it would depend a lot on whether you see any picture where they're remotely in the vicinity of each other or smiling at each other or anything like that as shippy. (Therefore, I deem this question impossible to answer without major bias. XD)

I am now very curious about KinKi's magazine days. Since T&T mirror them in so many other ways. XD

...What about WITH bias? :D

Well, I think I know what your answer would be... ;-P

XD Well, not Takki/Tsubasa. It seems like more often than not they're not even shooting together. Which is vv sad.

I think I'd agree with KinKi. And of the younger groups, probably Ohmiya, just because Nino wants it that way.

IDKW but that whole thing (as adorable as it is) looks photoshopped to me. MAYBE IT IS BECAUSE IT IS SO SMALL?

They're still super married tho. LOL XD

But but but it would be awesome if it were real. Therefore it...is. XDDD /tinhat logic

XDDD. Damn though, it does look photoshopped. I noticed the arm last night but I was like, "WHATEVER. JE HAS RELEASED PHOTOSHOPPED PHOTOS OF T&T BEFORE. ALL 'LOOK GUISE THEY ARE TOTES IN THE SAME ROOM FOR THIS SHOOT.' THIS WOULD JUST BE, Y'KNOW, A REALLY EXTREME EXAMPLE. YES. INDEED."

:O!!

I think it's fan created though! Only because Takki's arm looks like it's coming out of Tsu's shoulder.. and his pant leg looks extra blue..

but if it's really real then ooooo~

Yeah, I'm pretty sure now it's a manip.

OR it's a photoshoot from an alternate universe and it only LOOKS photoshopped because they use a different computer system in the other universe.

Yes. *nod*

But it looks so shopped... :(

It didn't at three AM! :D

Oh, well. Time to fangirl whoever made it, for it makes me happy.

Or I'll just stick to my AU theory established in comment above.

We know it's just a recreation anyway, right? ;D

INDEED. XDDD Awww, I think this was my first tinhat moment. *tear*

(I'm kind of amazed now that T&T would even get a manip. I don't think I've ever seen one in JE fandom before.)

lol Really, only just now? XDDD

(Someone out there loves the ones we love!)

Probably. I mean, I'm usually such a rational-minded fan.

...and if it's happened before, it was all Subaru's fault.

Or Yoko's.

...I love Kanjani8's fondness for shipping themselves.

"KIMI-KUN U CAN HAS MARRIAGE WITH HINA NAO?"
"DEAR SHO-CHAN, GROPING YOU WITH LOVE, SUBARU."
"I HAVE MEMORIZED ALL YOUR PENII."

Eito practially does the tinhatting for us.♥

I love how merrily Yoko ships himself with Hina.

"NEWS IS SO TALENTED, DON'T YOU THINK, YOKOCHO."
"THAT IS TRUE. SAY, YOU ARE VV HANDSOME RIGHT NOW SHIN-CHAN. :9"
"...LMAO."

Where would Eito fans be without Recomen translations? I'm way too lazy to listen to them raw and pick out those gems on my own.

Right? And I love how Hina always sounds so flabbergasted/amused by it.

"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU TODAY."
"Nothing. I just want you to have more confidence in yourself, you sexy beast. ♥"
"WTF FOR REAL. XD"

I like when he calls him cute even more. XD

Right? And plans outrageously detailed dokkiri just for him. Yoko, you pigtail-puller.

Oh man, that's the best part. I love how much work he put into that detailed equivalent of "Neener neener, I got you!" XD

I still haven't finished watching it. The second-hand embarrassment is too strong. HE IS SO EARNEST ABOUT IT. All, "Maru, Maru, guess what!" :D

I didn't have a problem with that. I laughed along with the rest of Eito the whole time. XD
...OK, I might have felt bad for a bit, but it was so worth it. XDDDD

I'll watch it eventually because I'm sure Hina's reaction will be like, "lol good job." He's a good sport. And he's used to Yoko, so. XD

He really was a good sport about the whole thing. Hinative. :Db

D'awww. I love how Subaru at one point is all, "IT WAS FUNNY TALKING TO HIM KNOWING WHAT'S GOING ON AAAAND THEN I FELT LIKE KIND OF A DICK."

Says Subaru, who likes to drunk dial people at 4 am. XD

OUT OF LOVE.

O__________O

It always is.♥

yeah, it's photoshop :) I have original if you want ^^

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