c'est la vie, c'est la PORN!

[zukkokya]

Today after I left my defective darling with the tech people, I walked up to Rockefeller Center to mope in Kino (Japanese bookstore). Saw ridiculously attractive boy, forgot what I wanted to look for, got something better to look at instead. *THUMBS UP* Waved at him, got a blink and then a grin. Skimmed a book on the yakuza, then wandered outside to the farmer's market in the Center. Bought a bunch of carrots, white cherries and an ear of corn for two dollars and fifty cents.

VEGGIE GUY: Dollar fifty.
SELF: Whoa.
VEGGIE GUY: What?
SELF: [blink] What?

FRUIT GUY: [weighs cherries] One dollar.
SELF: Only one?
FRUIT GUY: [head tilt] Yeah...?
SELF: Whoo!
FRUIT GUY: [grin] You shop at Whole Foods, don't you?

Came home, made stew, drank tea, hunted down my old laptop and I'm now watching The Muppet Movie. Have decided Ohno should sing 'Rainbow Connection' dressed up as Kermit. Rainbows, dude. He's sort of obligated. Also, Subaru=Gonzo.


SO NOW. To distract myself from the impending agony of four days of waiting until anyone gives me a status update on my defective darling, I propose a MEME.


THE SMUT MEME.

Comment with a pairing, place and position and I'll reply with a few paragraphs of porn. *BEAMS*

HIT ME UP, BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE.


ETA: As my lovely assistant Laura has demonstrated, you may comment more than once. XD

ETA JR: Got any more, flist? *cackles, throws down gauntlet*

Comments

[spurious.livejournal.com]

JOKI, UP AGAINST A WALL IN A CLUB

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

Koki smells smoke and sweat and cologne and perfume and alcohol and Jin's breath panting on his neck.

Jin went to the very bottom of his wardrobe for this outfit. Jeans he hasn't worn since last summer, frayed at the cuffs and artfully slashed above the knees and below the ass. Koki hooks his index finger through the denim and prints a crescent with his nail into the bare skin of Jin's thigh.

Jin opens his mouth on Koki's neck with a laugh. His tongue drags up to Koki's ear, and his voice is thick and drunk when he whispers, "Go higher."

Apparently there aren't boxers at the bottom of Jin's wardrobe.

[spurious.livejournal.com]

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LOVE

LOVE

JIN IS SO SLUTTY ILHIM AND A;LSDJKF NNGH NNGH SO HOT