the best things in life are unseen

Title: Adjusted Expectations
Fandom: JE - Kanjani∞
Pairing/characters: Hints of many pairings (and outright Subaru/Yasu because I in no way attempted subtlety there)
Rating: R
Word Count: 3,200~
Disclaimer: Total fiction.
Summary: A look at every pair within K8 as roommates.
Note: So, K8 recently had a magazine interview where they were asked which member they'd want to live with. I was intrigued enough by this question to do this. XD

( Adjusted Expectations )

Title: Only Crumbs
Fandom: JE - Kanjani∞
Pairing/characters: Yoko/Hina
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,600~
Disclaimer: Total fiction.
Summary: Yoko rarely wins these battles against himself.
Note: For spurious! Who was wonderful and offered to compile a Fic Index for me. In exchange, she gets AWKWARD ROMANCE. ♥


( According to Maru, who’s actually visited the place recently, Hina’s been keeping his apartment temperature somewhere between the levels of the inside of a furnace and the solar-facing side of Mercury. )

Title: Convinced
Fandom: JE - Kanjani∞/Tackey & Tsubasa
Pairing/characters: Subaru/Tsubasa
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,700
Disclaimer: Total fiction.
Summary: They didn't have much reason to seek each other out at first.
Note: For epicwaters for guessing my two fics in this year's newsficcon. I apologize for the long delay, awesomeness! ♥ Unfortunately I didn't get to the porn, but I will absolutely do that as soon as I finish hols.

( Subaru’s interview for Myojo’s April issue concludes with a series of stupid questions. )

1.) Ficlet!

Title: Almost Breakfast
Fandom: JE - Kanjani8
Pairing/characters: Yoko/Hina
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 200~
Disclaimer: Total fiction.
Summary: Yoko's a genius in some areas.
Note: spurious pointed out last night that I've written a lot of things for fic memes and never reposted, so I'm going to trawl through my older stuff and post so it's easier to make the index I'm struggling to make. XD I think I posted this back in 2008? Possibly 2007? /very organized

( Climbing back into bed, Yoko mutters, 'There's nothing in the kitchen,' and shoves Hina onto his back. )


2) Tsubasa backflip! (I'm really enjoying this gif thing, if it hasn't become blisteringly obvious. XD)

Title: Metronome
Fandom: JE - Kanjani∞
Pairing/characters: Subaru+Yasu (Ryo+Yasu)
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 750~
Disclaimer: Total fiction.
Summary: Subaru wasn't the first to find out.
Note: Please consider this sequence of events a reason not to tell your friend to assign you batsu fic if you don't complete your writing on schedule.

( Subaru circles his hotel room three or four times, gearing up for a Conversation, then heads down the hall to knock on Yasu's door. )

Titles: Adjustment (Ryo/Shige), Priceless Distraction (Ace/Arsenal), Get It (Takki/Tsubasa), Some Reward (Ryo/Uchi), Stress Relief (Ryo/Yasu)
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Total fiction.
Note: Written for misetekink. I had fun. XD

( Adjustment (Ryo/Shige) )


( Priceless Distraction (Ace/Arsenal) )


( Get It (Takki/Tsubasa) )


( Some Reward (Ryo/Uchi) )


( Stress Relief (Ryo/Yasu) )

Title: Removed
Fandom: JE - Kanjani∞/8Uppers
Pairing/characters: Ace/Arsenal
Rating: R
Word Count: ~1,300
Disclaimer: Total fiction.
Summary: Arsenal's been taken out, but he doesn't see it that way.
Note: I told Athu recently that without her help and cheerleading, this Dragon-Winged Monster Truck Fic would have ended at somewhere around 2,000 words and that it would have basically been this:

RYO: *BJ'S*
PI: :D
TABLOIDS: HA
RYO: SHIT.
YAMAPI: D:
JOHNNY: *BATSUBATSUBATSU*
RYO: :((((
PI: :((((
ANGSTY SEX: *IS HAD*
RYO: F THIS. ILU.
PI: WHOO! :D
RYO: ...?
PI: OH RIGHT ME TOO.
RYO: :D
HAPPY SEX: *IS HAD*
JOHNNY: *SHRUG* WHATEVS.
THE WORLD: WE SUPPORT RYOPI.
RYOPI: SWEET.

THE END.

While I enjoy that version and believe it has merits of its own (it has SEX), what I have now is more the kind of thing Ilana deserves, and it's thanks to Athu that I could write it.

She cheerled me on this from start to finish. She offered insights, encouragement, and perspective, and just generally kept poking me until I finished it. I know she might not think she did very much at all, but her support has meant the world to me, and I can't overemphasize how awesome she's been.

And so, since I can't tackle-hug her à la Takki the way she deserves, I wrote her something inspired by her holiday wish list.

♥ Thank you, Athuagusface. :D:D:D


( Arsenal doesn’t realize he’s been shot until Mac throws an arm around his back to stop him from falling off the back of the ship. )

MONDAY AGAIN!

Which meeeeeeans: an excerpt!

And this week we loop back to pashoshi's fic!

( Ryo props one shoulder on the bathroom door. )