c'est la vie, c'est la PORN!

[zukkokya]

Today after I left my defective darling with the tech people, I walked up to Rockefeller Center to mope in Kino (Japanese bookstore). Saw ridiculously attractive boy, forgot what I wanted to look for, got something better to look at instead. *THUMBS UP* Waved at him, got a blink and then a grin. Skimmed a book on the yakuza, then wandered outside to the farmer's market in the Center. Bought a bunch of carrots, white cherries and an ear of corn for two dollars and fifty cents.

VEGGIE GUY: Dollar fifty.
SELF: Whoa.
VEGGIE GUY: What?
SELF: [blink] What?

FRUIT GUY: [weighs cherries] One dollar.
SELF: Only one?
FRUIT GUY: [head tilt] Yeah...?
SELF: Whoo!
FRUIT GUY: [grin] You shop at Whole Foods, don't you?

Came home, made stew, drank tea, hunted down my old laptop and I'm now watching The Muppet Movie. Have decided Ohno should sing 'Rainbow Connection' dressed up as Kermit. Rainbows, dude. He's sort of obligated. Also, Subaru=Gonzo.


SO NOW. To distract myself from the impending agony of four days of waiting until anyone gives me a status update on my defective darling, I propose a MEME.


THE SMUT MEME.

Comment with a pairing, place and position and I'll reply with a few paragraphs of porn. *BEAMS*

HIT ME UP, BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE.


ETA: As my lovely assistant Laura has demonstrated, you may comment more than once. XD

ETA JR: Got any more, flist? *cackles, throws down gauntlet*

Comments

[spurious.livejournal.com]

BARYO ON A ROOFTOP WITH RYO IN SUBARU'S LAP

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

Eight members walk into the party. Two keep walking. Ryo and Subaru navigate through the mob of Hina's friend's roommate's acquaintances looking for an exit. Ryo loses Subaru once when four drunk girls rush him, mewling "Ryo-chan!" and pawing at his wifebeater. Ryo flushes and smiles and ducks his head and panics until he feels soft, gloved fingers seize his wrist. Subaru leads Ryo under elbows and over furniture until they find the stairs.

The second floor isn't as crowded, but it's infinitely scarier. Subaru rushes through a stale, pungent fog, opening the first door he finds and pulling Ryo inside. There's a couple...of couples in bed, and Ryo pushes Subaru to the window before Subaru loses it and screams.

Once they're on the roof, Subaru folds into a crouch. He's panting, squeezing his eyes shut. Ryo kneels in front of Subaru and gently palms his knee.

All at once, Subaru decides he's traumatized and he needs a very specific brand of therapy to recover. He goes for Ryo's chest, tracing above the neckline of his wifebeater with his tongue, so he can hear Ryo forcing back moans.

Very soon Subaru is coaxed out of his crouch. He pulls on Ryo's waist until Ryo kneels over Subaru's lap. Subaru bites Ryo's jaw and pauses, listening to Ryo's strangled groan. When Subaru licks over the mark, he feels Ryo's shudder from chest to groin.

[spurious.livejournal.com]

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oh god oh god oh god oh god they are so fucking hot ciara how how how i can't even capslock

[hungry-worm.livejournal.com]

*breathes*
*breathes deeply*

Man, this was all sorts of awesome. *_* I love the atmosphere, the descriptions of the reactions to what they encounter, and the scene on the roof. So beautiful, and sweet, and shiny.