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c'est la vie, c'est la PORN!
Today after I left my defective darling with the tech people, I walked up to Rockefeller Center to mope in Kino (Japanese bookstore). Saw ridiculously attractive boy, forgot what I wanted to look for, got something better to look at instead. *THUMBS UP* Waved at him, got a blink and then a grin. Skimmed a book on the yakuza, then wandered outside to the farmer's market in the Center. Bought a bunch of carrots, white cherries and an ear of corn for two dollars and fifty cents.
VEGGIE GUY: Dollar fifty.
SELF: Whoa.
VEGGIE GUY: What?
SELF: [blink] What?
FRUIT GUY: [weighs cherries] One dollar.
SELF: Only one?
FRUIT GUY: [head tilt] Yeah...?
SELF: Whoo!
FRUIT GUY: [grin] You shop at Whole Foods, don't you?
Came home, made stew, drank tea, hunted down my old laptop and I'm now watching The Muppet Movie. Have decided Ohno should sing 'Rainbow Connection' dressed up as Kermit. Rainbows, dude. He's sort of obligated. Also, Subaru=Gonzo.
SO NOW. To distract myself from the impending agony of four days of waiting until anyone gives me a status update on my defective darling, I propose a MEME.
THE SMUT MEME.
Comment with a pairing, place and position and I'll reply with a few paragraphs of porn. *BEAMS*
HIT ME UP, BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE.
ETA: As my lovely assistant Laura has demonstrated, you may comment more than once. XD
ETA JR: Got any more, flist? *cackles, throws down gauntlet*
VEGGIE GUY: Dollar fifty.
SELF: Whoa.
VEGGIE GUY: What?
SELF: [blink] What?
FRUIT GUY: [weighs cherries] One dollar.
SELF: Only one?
FRUIT GUY: [head tilt] Yeah...?
SELF: Whoo!
FRUIT GUY: [grin] You shop at Whole Foods, don't you?
Came home, made stew, drank tea, hunted down my old laptop and I'm now watching The Muppet Movie. Have decided Ohno should sing 'Rainbow Connection' dressed up as Kermit. Rainbows, dude. He's sort of obligated. Also, Subaru=Gonzo.
SO NOW. To distract myself from the impending agony of four days of waiting until anyone gives me a status update on my defective darling, I propose a MEME.
THE SMUT MEME.
Comment with a pairing, place and position and I'll reply with a few paragraphs of porn. *BEAMS*
HIT ME UP, BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE.
ETA: As my lovely assistant Laura has demonstrated, you may comment more than once. XD
ETA JR: Got any more, flist? *cackles, throws down gauntlet*
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Hina's full of shit. But Jin's hot.
Subaru doesn't know if logic like that that actually adds up. But Jin's hot.
Jin as a shopping buddy is surprisingly helpful. He doesn't mind dealing with the shopkeepers and he's quietly amused by Subaru's love for secondhand stores. So when Jin says, "There's this great store up that street. It's more than what we've been spending, but. I'll treat you."
Subaru tries to refuse, but Jin has an odd light in his eyes and Subaru can never win against it. (Kame says "No" can work sometimes, but the easier option is surrender and hope for a tsunami.)
Jin leads Subaru into a dressing room, kisses his forehead and says, "Wait for me."
Subaru waits. Jin brings back two armfuls of clothes and immediately begins coordinating. Subaru stands by the mirror, watching Jin quietly while he slowly turns the ring on his pinky.
Jin presents the first outfit--black V-neck shirt made of some fabric Subaru has only worn in photoshoots and rhinestone-studded jeans. Subaru reaches for the shirt, but Jin misreads him intentionally and moves closer to undress Subaru himself.
Jin pushes the hem of Subaru's shirt up, sliding his palms from Subaru's waist to his shoulder blades. He kisses Subaru's neck, then pulls the shirt off. Subaru starts to grin when Jin sinks to his knees, dragging his nails down Subaru's sides as he goes.
Subaru breathes through his nose because he'll start groaning if he opens his mouth. Jin catches Subaru's naval ring in his teeth and tugs. Subaru gasps and whines, grabbing Jin's hair and shuddering all at once.
Jin thumbs the button of Subaru's jeans and drags them to his ankles. He mouths Subaru's cock through his boxers, breathing hot and slow. Subaru's fingers twist in Jin's soft hair.
Subaru's skills don't include withstanding foreplay. He pulls Jin up by the chain of his necklace and surges at him mouth first. He bites Jin's lower lip and pants as Jin's hands clench on his hips.
From there, Jin moves quicker. His fingers, wet and slick, push in and Subaru struggles to breathe around a moan. When Jin has his jeans off, Subaru tilts his head back on the mirror and grins at him, mouth open and panting.
Jin kisses Subaru hard, all pretense of control gone. He grasps Subaru's cock and flicks his wrist. When Subaru starts whimpering, Jin pushes him around and against the mirror. Subaru presses his forehead on the glass, forearms framing his head while Jin pushes into him.
He nearly shouts, but Jin's hand covers his mouth. He bites one of Jin's fingers accidentally, but Jin only moans and thrusts deeper. Subaru's fingers claw at the mirror.
Jin pulls Subaru's hips back as he pushes forward, and it only takes him another seven seconds to come apart. On the brink, Jin grips Subaru's cock and pulls three times until Subaru screams into Jin's palm.
Subaru doesn't buy the outfit, but he and Jin return to the store frequently enough that he feels obligated to buy a scarf every now and then.
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Hina's full of shit. But Jin's hot.
Good thing Subaru knows what's important.
AND THAT LAST LINE!! AHAHAHA. They've both got a kink for public sex. Does that count as a new hobby? XD
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OH GOD
OH GOD
OH GOD
FUCK
THEY ARE SO HOT TOGETHER ;ALSKDJFUIASRGRLJKRSUHIEALJKDSF
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*INCOHERENT* I love these stories where they have sex in public places. *____*