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c'est la vie, c'est la PORN!
Today after I left my defective darling with the tech people, I walked up to Rockefeller Center to mope in Kino (Japanese bookstore). Saw ridiculously attractive boy, forgot what I wanted to look for, got something better to look at instead. *THUMBS UP* Waved at him, got a blink and then a grin. Skimmed a book on the yakuza, then wandered outside to the farmer's market in the Center. Bought a bunch of carrots, white cherries and an ear of corn for two dollars and fifty cents.
VEGGIE GUY: Dollar fifty.
SELF: Whoa.
VEGGIE GUY: What?
SELF: [blink] What?
FRUIT GUY: [weighs cherries] One dollar.
SELF: Only one?
FRUIT GUY: [head tilt] Yeah...?
SELF: Whoo!
FRUIT GUY: [grin] You shop at Whole Foods, don't you?
Came home, made stew, drank tea, hunted down my old laptop and I'm now watching The Muppet Movie. Have decided Ohno should sing 'Rainbow Connection' dressed up as Kermit. Rainbows, dude. He's sort of obligated. Also, Subaru=Gonzo.
SO NOW. To distract myself from the impending agony of four days of waiting until anyone gives me a status update on my defective darling, I propose a MEME.
THE SMUT MEME.
Comment with a pairing, place and position and I'll reply with a few paragraphs of porn. *BEAMS*
HIT ME UP, BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE.
ETA: As my lovely assistant Laura has demonstrated, you may comment more than once. XD
ETA JR: Got any more, flist? *cackles, throws down gauntlet*
VEGGIE GUY: Dollar fifty.
SELF: Whoa.
VEGGIE GUY: What?
SELF: [blink] What?
FRUIT GUY: [weighs cherries] One dollar.
SELF: Only one?
FRUIT GUY: [head tilt] Yeah...?
SELF: Whoo!
FRUIT GUY: [grin] You shop at Whole Foods, don't you?
Came home, made stew, drank tea, hunted down my old laptop and I'm now watching The Muppet Movie. Have decided Ohno should sing 'Rainbow Connection' dressed up as Kermit. Rainbows, dude. He's sort of obligated. Also, Subaru=Gonzo.
SO NOW. To distract myself from the impending agony of four days of waiting until anyone gives me a status update on my defective darling, I propose a MEME.
THE SMUT MEME.
Comment with a pairing, place and position and I'll reply with a few paragraphs of porn. *BEAMS*
HIT ME UP, BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE.
ETA: As my lovely assistant Laura has demonstrated, you may comment more than once. XD
ETA JR: Got any more, flist? *cackles, throws down gauntlet*
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"I'm a guy!" Aiba whispers, stung.
"Yeah, but I'm The Guy." Yoko reaches for the popcorn, but Aiba moves it. Yoko brushs Aiba's crotch and jerks back, startled.
"I don't get it," Aiba says, holding the popcorn over his head. His lips are getting puffier, easing into a pout.
Someone two rows back hisses, "Hey, I can't see Shia LeBeouf's ass."
Aiba brings the popcorn back down and Yoko seizes a handful into his mouth with a triumphant, "Ha ha HA."
Aiba pouts. Full on pout with baby animal anime eyes.
Yoko swallows and says, "Listen, I paid, so I'm The Guy. You're The Girl, but that just means you have to put out later."
Aiba says, "Oh. That's it?"
"Yeah. It's like a down payment for sex."
"Ohh. That also means you have to be The Girl next time."
"What, why?"
"Cos we're guys. It's not fair if one of us is The Girl all the time."
Yoko smiles. "You can be The Guy all the time. I don't mind."
Aiba brightens. "What, really?"
"Sure." Yoko cheerfully imagines the money he'll save as Aiba's girlfriend. "Absolutely really."
Two rows back, someone hisses, "Hey! I can't hear the robots!"
Yoko says, "I'm gonna throw popcorn at her."
Two rows back, the same someone says, "Excuse me?"
Aiba sinks into his seat quickly and pulls Yoko down with him. Yoko whines, "What? I could take her!"
Aiba leans over the armrest and hastily presses their lips together. Yoko says, "Oi," and Aiba's teeth clack on his as Aiba licks his bottom lip.
Someone two rows back says, "Ooh, that's hotter than Shia LeBeouf."
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SO CUTE. alkfasfkj
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Hotter than Shia LeBeouf
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