c'est la vie, c'est la PORN!

[zukkokya]

Today after I left my defective darling with the tech people, I walked up to Rockefeller Center to mope in Kino (Japanese bookstore). Saw ridiculously attractive boy, forgot what I wanted to look for, got something better to look at instead. *THUMBS UP* Waved at him, got a blink and then a grin. Skimmed a book on the yakuza, then wandered outside to the farmer's market in the Center. Bought a bunch of carrots, white cherries and an ear of corn for two dollars and fifty cents.

VEGGIE GUY: Dollar fifty.
SELF: Whoa.
VEGGIE GUY: What?
SELF: [blink] What?

FRUIT GUY: [weighs cherries] One dollar.
SELF: Only one?
FRUIT GUY: [head tilt] Yeah...?
SELF: Whoo!
FRUIT GUY: [grin] You shop at Whole Foods, don't you?

Came home, made stew, drank tea, hunted down my old laptop and I'm now watching The Muppet Movie. Have decided Ohno should sing 'Rainbow Connection' dressed up as Kermit. Rainbows, dude. He's sort of obligated. Also, Subaru=Gonzo.


SO NOW. To distract myself from the impending agony of four days of waiting until anyone gives me a status update on my defective darling, I propose a MEME.


THE SMUT MEME.

Comment with a pairing, place and position and I'll reply with a few paragraphs of porn. *BEAMS*

HIT ME UP, BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE.


ETA: As my lovely assistant Laura has demonstrated, you may comment more than once. XD

ETA JR: Got any more, flist? *cackles, throws down gauntlet*

Comments

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

When Ryo is past comprehension (speaking Kansai-ben so thickly and giggly only Shige kind of understands him), Takki sends him home with Yamapi. They're on the train ten minutes, Ryo snug under Yamapi's arm, when Yamapi feels fingernails dragging down his stomach.

They're facing the door. None of the other six passengers can see anything unless they're looking at the glass like Yamapi is. Unless they're staring at the reflection of Ryo's hand slipping into Yamapi's jeans.

Yamapi shuts his eyes. He doesn't see it, so it's not happening. People randomly orgasm all the time. It's normal. It's--

"Uunh."

"Shhh."

Ryo's thumb pushes down the side of Yamapi's cock, flicking the head with his nail. Yamapi winces, turned on and mortified and why hasn't he stopped this yet? He's a bad person. A bad, bad, bad, bad,

"Good, good, Ryo-chan."

"Shhh." Ryo giggles, "Pi-chan." He puts his chin on Yamapi's shoulder and pumps faster.

Ryo had to be twenty-one and drunk before Yamapi noticed his fully developed sex drive.

[spurious.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD

OH MY FUCKING GOD

*BITES KNUCKLES* I CANNOT WHIMPER WHILE READING PORN IN PUBLIC, I CANNOT WHIMPER WHILE READING PORN IN PUBLIC...OH FUCK IT

[unveilsalome.livejournal.com]

YES. *___________*
Ryo-chan is very good.

[ilanala]

*flails* *__*

[hungry-worm.livejournal.com]

*glee*

Um, I'm running out of things to say, but that's because you're writing style is simply awesome and blows me away everytime I read something. And if there's something I adore, then it's writers who write the protagonists' voices so authentic that I want to cry with happiness. Your works are absolutely delightful, and although I've only gotten into NewS a month ago, I'm thoroughly enjoying myself here with lots of good!fic. Thank you. *awed*

Would you mind if I added you? There's been too little JE squeeing in my life until now. (I've been meaning to ask for a while, but I'll respect your wish if you'd rather not. <3) Just let me know. :)

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

HEE. Hiya! I've been watching the comments fill my inbox and I have to say, I'm well past flattered and practically into giddy. You're so very incredible for commenting on them all! It's more than I ever expected from someone new!

Karen texted me about someone she'd sent over here. I wager that's you! ♥ Haro, love! Welcome to my journal porn.

Add away! JE squeeing is well worth spending lots of time on, ne?

[hungry-worm.livejournal.com]

I just think good work deserves proper appreciation!

Yes, that'd be me. XD I actually read this particular snippet (covert handjobs on a train) in the first week after getting into NewS while snooping through jent_fics, but didn't get around to comment back then. So I was very happy to be linked back to you once more.

JE makes my world more sparkly. *grins and adds*