c'est la vie, c'est la PORN!

[zukkokya]

Today after I left my defective darling with the tech people, I walked up to Rockefeller Center to mope in Kino (Japanese bookstore). Saw ridiculously attractive boy, forgot what I wanted to look for, got something better to look at instead. *THUMBS UP* Waved at him, got a blink and then a grin. Skimmed a book on the yakuza, then wandered outside to the farmer's market in the Center. Bought a bunch of carrots, white cherries and an ear of corn for two dollars and fifty cents.

VEGGIE GUY: Dollar fifty.
SELF: Whoa.
VEGGIE GUY: What?
SELF: [blink] What?

FRUIT GUY: [weighs cherries] One dollar.
SELF: Only one?
FRUIT GUY: [head tilt] Yeah...?
SELF: Whoo!
FRUIT GUY: [grin] You shop at Whole Foods, don't you?

Came home, made stew, drank tea, hunted down my old laptop and I'm now watching The Muppet Movie. Have decided Ohno should sing 'Rainbow Connection' dressed up as Kermit. Rainbows, dude. He's sort of obligated. Also, Subaru=Gonzo.


SO NOW. To distract myself from the impending agony of four days of waiting until anyone gives me a status update on my defective darling, I propose a MEME.


THE SMUT MEME.

Comment with a pairing, place and position and I'll reply with a few paragraphs of porn. *BEAMS*

HIT ME UP, BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE.


ETA: As my lovely assistant Laura has demonstrated, you may comment more than once. XD

ETA JR: Got any more, flist? *cackles, throws down gauntlet*

Comments

PART THE FIRST

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

Jin was the cause of the NO SEX IN THE STEAM ROOM rule. When Kame insisted on it, Tegoshi sighed, "Aah, but the rest of us have better restraint than Akanishi-kun."

Even after weeks of demure steam room conduct, Kame remained unmoved. "It's not a punishment," he said, "it's for the upkeep of our collective sanity. I hear enough of that kind of noise during work."

At this, Jin solemnly asked if Kame would lift the rule for a blowjob. This moved Kame--in the direction of the door.

Kame doesn't enforce the rule. There are enough people who agree with him that he doesn't have to. People like Ueda and Tsubasa and Subaru and Nino who won't put up with listening to Jin or Aiba or Yamapi or Tegoshi muffling moans into their bitten palms.

Jin may have been the instigator (caught nibbling Yamapi's ankle of all things), but he's not the only one who sees the steam room as an aromatic alternative to his bedroom. He's just the loudest and most frequent exploiter.

Because the steam room has become a forbidden area, Jin naturally features it in his fantasies more often. It drives him over the edge every time without fail, to imagine his skin beaded and streaked with sweat. Imagine swallowing heat and feeling it moisten his lips. Imagine Yamapi's tongue tracing a line of sweat from Jin's neck to his cock.

Jin doesn't like Kame's rule. So, to an audience of two, Jin proposes a new rule.

NO SEX IN THE STEAM ROOM WHEN KAME IS IN THE STEAM ROOM.

Yamapi raises his hand. "Aye."

It's just after closing. The steam room is empty. They sprawl on a tiled surface and set to palming the sweat gathering on each other's skin. Yamapi licks his lips and kisses Jin slowly on his top lip, then his lower lip. Jin lifts onto his elbows to follow Yamapi's mouth when Yamapi pulls up.

"You're sure everyone's asleep," Yamapi says.

Jin nods, sliding his hand behind Yamapi's neck. Tsubasa went to sleep an hour ago and Takki, hair wet and dark from his shower, joined him not long after. Through their joined wall, Jin also heard the squeak of Ohkura's Western bed. The performers have all left. Jin watched them leave: Ueda first, followed by Jun and Aiba, then Subaru, Nino and Tegoshi last.

"No one's here," Jin assures him. He pulls Yamapi closer, his hands splayed on Yamapi's hipbones. Their skin is damp, their hair forked into dripping sections by sweat. Yamapi, already kneeling over Jin's lap, uses the lack of friction to easily rub against Jin's cock.

Once, he loses his balance and Jin hisses, more appreciative than pained. He scrapes jagged red streaks into Yamapi's thighs.

He puts his arms around Yamapi's waist and leads him in a new rhythm. Yamapi hooks his chin on Jin's shoulder, eyes shut and mouth tight. Jin's fingers slide down his back.

"No one's here," Jin murmurs. "Moan all you want. As long as it's my name, and you don't stop, not until you come. Keep talking, even if it feels like you can't breathe. Even if I swallow your cock, all of it, and suck until you can't hear yourself moan. I want to hear you fall apart, gasp, moan, grunt, everything. Every noise. I want to feel your lips on me whenever you speak."

Yamapi braces his hands on Jin's shoulders and pushes faster, harder, until Jin is groaning and panting. Obediently, he puts his mouth on Jin's and says, "I want to feel you panting on my lips when you come."

Jin whines, throws his head back and reaches hastily for his cock, dragging his hand quick from base to head over and over until he comes on Yamapi's belly. His shuddering breaths flush Yamapi's skin.

Jin says, "Next time," grips Yamapi's cock even as he starts to rock faster, "scream my name." With a strangled moan, Yamapi arches over Jin's shoulder, clinging to his neck. Jin pumps until Yamapi's body stops shaking.

Re: PART THE FIRST

[saaski-moql.livejournal.com]

There are other things I could comment on, but

NO SEX IN THE STEAM ROOM WHEN KAME IS IN THE STEAM ROOM.

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