c'est la vie, c'est la PORN!

[zukkokya]

Today after I left my defective darling with the tech people, I walked up to Rockefeller Center to mope in Kino (Japanese bookstore). Saw ridiculously attractive boy, forgot what I wanted to look for, got something better to look at instead. *THUMBS UP* Waved at him, got a blink and then a grin. Skimmed a book on the yakuza, then wandered outside to the farmer's market in the Center. Bought a bunch of carrots, white cherries and an ear of corn for two dollars and fifty cents.

VEGGIE GUY: Dollar fifty.
SELF: Whoa.
VEGGIE GUY: What?
SELF: [blink] What?

FRUIT GUY: [weighs cherries] One dollar.
SELF: Only one?
FRUIT GUY: [head tilt] Yeah...?
SELF: Whoo!
FRUIT GUY: [grin] You shop at Whole Foods, don't you?

Came home, made stew, drank tea, hunted down my old laptop and I'm now watching The Muppet Movie. Have decided Ohno should sing 'Rainbow Connection' dressed up as Kermit. Rainbows, dude. He's sort of obligated. Also, Subaru=Gonzo.


SO NOW. To distract myself from the impending agony of four days of waiting until anyone gives me a status update on my defective darling, I propose a MEME.


THE SMUT MEME.

Comment with a pairing, place and position and I'll reply with a few paragraphs of porn. *BEAMS*

HIT ME UP, BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE.


ETA: As my lovely assistant Laura has demonstrated, you may comment more than once. XD

ETA JR: Got any more, flist? *cackles, throws down gauntlet*

Comments

PART THE SECOND

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

After their breathing levels out, Yamapi straddles Jin's lap. He pokes Jin's forehead. "I like your rule," he says. "But it needs more encouragement. Like, HAVE SEX IN THE STEAM ROOM BUT NOT WITH KAME AS A VOYEUR."

Jin giggles.

Yamapi nods. "Catchy, right?"

Jin giggles. "It's not that." He nods over Yamapi's shoulder where Ueda is glowering through the steam.

Yamapi squawks.

Jin says, "I didn't see you in here, Ueda."

"I was sleeping," Ueda says grimly. "I missed my bus."

Yamapi says, "Why were you sleeping in the steam room? That's dangerous!"

Ueda eyes him flatly. "Is it?"

Cheerfully, Jin says, "So how much did you hear?"

"Woke up around 'Gasp, moan, grunt.'"

"Oh, you heard the good parts, then," Yamapi says.

Ueda grimaces. "Those. Right." He shags a towel through his hair and says, "I'll leave you two to cleaning up, then."

Jin smiles. "Bai bai, Ueda!"

Yamapi waves.

Ueda murmurs, "So much easier to pity them."

Jin says, "What'd he mean by that?"

Yamapi says, "Dunno. But we totally bucked the system just now."

Jin beams. "Let's go buck in my room."

"Poetry. Pure poetry."

[Sorry. Very very tired, so this might not be very coherent. I finished reading Harry Potter for the night and I felt bad that I tormented you for Baryo without giving back. So here's me giving back. ♥]

Re: PART THE SECOND

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

XD *DIES* CAN'T HAVE PINPORN WITHOUT DUMB BOY DIALOGUE.

BACK FROM GYM, BACK TO RON HARRY.

Re: PART THE SECOND

[spurious.livejournal.com]

OKAY SO I JUST NOW FINISHED READING HP

HAVEN'T SLEPT YET

ALREADY PRETTY INCOHERENT

AND THEN

THIS

THIS

Re: PART THE SECOND

[araanaz9.livejournal.com]

DSKJHKJHKJDSHG IS THIS WHAT I THINK IT IS? IT'S PART OF THAT FIC, RIGHT? IT IS! I KNOW IT IS!!

OMG, KYA, SO... SOOO... HOT! *___*

Re: PART THE FIRST+SECOND

[hungry-worm.livejournal.com]

OMG that was perfect and hot and there was silly Pin logic, and did I mention that sweaty steam room porn is excellent? O_O

"Woke up around 'Gasp, moan, grunt.'" *snerk* Ueda cracks me up, too.

Seriously loving this. <3