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zukkokyaDear Nichan,
MERRY (BELATED) CHRISTMAS!
HERE IS MY GIFT TO YOU, MY DEAR AWESOMESAUCE.
In conclusion, I like you. Let's stay friends. :D
♥
-Kya
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So, this...might require a bit of explanation. About a month ago, I was chatting with Nichan and I offered to write her something for Christmas.
Kya: What would you like?
Nichan: am i allowed to request improbable crossovers?
Nichan: >_>
Kya: You are, but I am allowed to balk and run away
Kya: :D
Nichan: okay
Nichan: :D
Nichan: let's see
Nichan: i would like, no, love to see cas
Nichan: at jin's concert
Nichan: no
Nichan: really
Nichan: i would
Nichan: (actually i would laugh my ass off)
Kya: ...I AM TRYING TO IMAGINE THIS
Kya: I BLAME YOU FOR THE ACHE IN MY BRAIN
Nichan: *BEAMS*
Nichan: but but he would be so facinated! AND CONFUSED!
Kya: WHY WOULD AN ANGEL OF THE LORD BE AT AKANISHI JIN'S CONCERT NICHAN
Nichan: uh
Nichan: he feels there may be a demonic presence at the concert?
Nichan: *innocent*
Nichan: (or dean says something to the effect of teeny bopper girls being demons and cas going, "...i am not sure if you are jesting"
Nichan: and then sam going, "ACTUALLY I THINK THERE REALLY ARE DEMONS"
Nichan: i'm not sure if it's more hilarious that it's soul-less or souled sam saying that
Kya: XD
So, because that happened, there is this. *g*
Title: Holy Helicopter Sky
Fandom: Supernatural/JE
Pairing/characters: Castiel, Akanishi Jin
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~230
Disclaimer: Supernatural belongs to Eric Kripke and Warner Bros. Television. None of this happened.
Summary: A deleted scene from Changing Channels. Where did Gabriel send Castiel to keep him from interfering?
Warning: Contained behind the cut are the broken, weeping boundaries of time, logic, and sanity.
The place Gabriel sends Castiel to is an indoor concert hall crammed with screaming women.
Castiel cringes.
Someone yells, "You're blocking the way, bro!"
Castiel turns and faces Gabriel, who has conjured a recliner in which to sprawl as well as two Japanese girls with blonde and red hair respectively to sit on either armrest.
"Why are you doing this?" Castiel shouts.
Gabriel gives him a lazy grin. "Playing a role," he answers. "Enjoy the show."
He vanishes with the girls but leaves the recliner. Castiel gives it a look of disgust and remains standing.
"If you're not going to take it, I will," says a female voice.
Castiel stares. "Anna?"
"Hi," she says, smiling. She leaps into the chair and crosses her ankles. "Comfy."
"Are you real?"
Anna shrugs. "Oh, hey, show's starting."
Castiel faces the stage as the volume increases. A young Japanese man takes to the stage. The intensity of the screaming becomes almost feverish. A teenage girl's arm smacks Castiel in the face.
Anna pulls him down onto an armrest. "Stay out of the line of fire!" she hollers. "You don't know what this enemy is capable of!"
When the music starts, Castiel notices the bowl of popcorn in her lap and the can of beer in the armchair's drink holder.
The man onstage is writhing like the women in Dean's dreams.
Flummoxed and tired, Castiel takes the beer.
"Atta boy!" Anna yells.
MERRY (BELATED) CHRISTMAS!
HERE IS MY GIFT TO YOU, MY DEAR AWESOMESAUCE.
In conclusion, I like you. Let's stay friends. :D
♥
-Kya
So, this...might require a bit of explanation. About a month ago, I was chatting with Nichan and I offered to write her something for Christmas.
Kya: What would you like?
Nichan: am i allowed to request improbable crossovers?
Nichan: >_>
Kya: You are, but I am allowed to balk and run away
Kya: :D
Nichan: okay
Nichan: :D
Nichan: let's see
Nichan: i would like, no, love to see cas
Nichan: at jin's concert
Nichan: no
Nichan: really
Nichan: i would
Nichan: (actually i would laugh my ass off)
Kya: ...I AM TRYING TO IMAGINE THIS
Kya: I BLAME YOU FOR THE ACHE IN MY BRAIN
Nichan: *BEAMS*
Nichan: but but he would be so facinated! AND CONFUSED!
Kya: WHY WOULD AN ANGEL OF THE LORD BE AT AKANISHI JIN'S CONCERT NICHAN
Nichan: uh
Nichan: he feels there may be a demonic presence at the concert?
Nichan: *innocent*
Nichan: (or dean says something to the effect of teeny bopper girls being demons and cas going, "...i am not sure if you are jesting"
Nichan: and then sam going, "ACTUALLY I THINK THERE REALLY ARE DEMONS"
Nichan: i'm not sure if it's more hilarious that it's soul-less or souled sam saying that
Kya: XD
So, because that happened, there is this. *g*
Title: Holy Helicopter Sky
Fandom: Supernatural/JE
Pairing/characters: Castiel, Akanishi Jin
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~230
Disclaimer: Supernatural belongs to Eric Kripke and Warner Bros. Television. None of this happened.
Summary: A deleted scene from Changing Channels. Where did Gabriel send Castiel to keep him from interfering?
Warning: Contained behind the cut are the broken, weeping boundaries of time, logic, and sanity.
The place Gabriel sends Castiel to is an indoor concert hall crammed with screaming women.
Castiel cringes.
Someone yells, "You're blocking the way, bro!"
Castiel turns and faces Gabriel, who has conjured a recliner in which to sprawl as well as two Japanese girls with blonde and red hair respectively to sit on either armrest.
"Why are you doing this?" Castiel shouts.
Gabriel gives him a lazy grin. "Playing a role," he answers. "Enjoy the show."
He vanishes with the girls but leaves the recliner. Castiel gives it a look of disgust and remains standing.
"If you're not going to take it, I will," says a female voice.
Castiel stares. "Anna?"
"Hi," she says, smiling. She leaps into the chair and crosses her ankles. "Comfy."
"Are you real?"
Anna shrugs. "Oh, hey, show's starting."
Castiel faces the stage as the volume increases. A young Japanese man takes to the stage. The intensity of the screaming becomes almost feverish. A teenage girl's arm smacks Castiel in the face.
Anna pulls him down onto an armrest. "Stay out of the line of fire!" she hollers. "You don't know what this enemy is capable of!"
When the music starts, Castiel notices the bowl of popcorn in her lap and the can of beer in the armchair's drink holder.
The man onstage is writhing like the women in Dean's dreams.
Flummoxed and tired, Castiel takes the beer.
"Atta boy!" Anna yells.
