the best things in life are unseen

This turned out to be pretty accurate for me! Note my shock at the top three.

Wait, let me practice.

...Whoa.

o__o

THE LIST OF GNNNNNNNNH! ( 2.0 )

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AND NOW! I have a story!

Today in Japanese, we learned a new phrase!

わたしのすきなものは__です。
[The thing I like is __.]

Our professor had each of us say what we liked -- eighty of you already know how this is going to end.

I said, "わたしのすきなものは間ジャニ∞です!"
[The thing I like is Kanjani∞.]

She said, "Eh? What is it?"

"Kanjani∞." Grin. "Japanese band."

"Ah!" She laughed wryly, putting her hand on my shoulder. "Thank you."

And now! Thanks to メアリイ先生 (Merry-sensei :D), I can also say:

わたしのすきなアイドルは渋谷すばるです！
[The idol I like is Shibutani Subaru.]

Oh, the life I lead. ♥

ALSO. ALSO ALSO ALSO.

HINA BRICKED ME!!!

LOOK!

BRICKED! BY HINA! HEE!

MAGICAL SOMEONE -- I GIVE YOU MY HEART AND A TIN OF ∞-SHAPED COOKIES.

SOMEONE MADE JOURNALS FOR MY EITO MEME. I THINK IF I WEREN'T LAUGHING SO HARD I'D BE CRYING WITH GLEE.

ETA!:

pinpwns, you are both wonderful. ♥ I really am touched. Thank you! ♥ :D

♥♥♥!!!


I give you Yasu!back to thank you. :)

So, I've only watched about thirty seconds of Muchaburi so far. But contained in those thirty seconds is instance number 78JHU2HE2$%^&83EUH#Q2I of Subaru being pure win.


Subaru reads a fan's question to this episode's guest: "Dog discipline/training is a specialty, so who among Kanjani8 seems the easiest to train/discipline?"


Immediately, their guest says, "Subaru, sit!"


Subaru does. To shrieks, giggles and laughter. Maru nearly bursts a kidney.


Subaru stands proudly and says, "Ano...I think I'm good!"


Hina's review.


I couldn't watch Subaru go down on his knees without getting context, so I asked acchikocchi to translate this for me! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!! ILU MERRY-SENSEI! :D

Just. UTTER, PURE WIN. XDDDDDDDD

COMMENCE WITH THE VISUALS OF SUBARU ON HIS KNEES IN VARIOUS SITUATIONS. GO. SOMEONE WRITE ME K8 TRAINING SUBARU?

And hey, for fun:

[Poll #1096455]

As far as I can tell, Kanjani8's most recent guest wanted them to draw scary manga characters. (Either that, or Kanjani8 are even more supremely disturbed than previously believed.) Ohkura drew a large-headed woman with buck teeth, a huge nose and large breasts. After he shows it, Subaru says, "It's Hina!"

Hina not only laughs, but holds up the picture next to his face for comparison.

CAN I JUST. EXPRESS MY UNDYING DEVOTION TO HIM NOW? SERIOUSLY, HINA, HOW SO AWESOME.

"WE ARE PUTTING YOU ON TRIAL FOR ABUSING US NEEDLESSLY."
"HAHAHAHA."

"THAT PICTURE OF A LARGE-BREASTED YET UGLY WOMAN LOOKS LIKE YOU."
"HAHAHAHA."

"AFTER YOU KNOCKED YOURSELF OUT, WE PUT A FROG IN YOUR SWIM TRUNKS."
"HAHAHAHA."

And he returns their affection by beating them.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

pinkpapyrus I just realized that Subaru thinks Hina looks like an ugly, buck-toothed woman
araanaaz9 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
aranaaz9 So much for the Hina/Subaru XDDD
pinkpapyrus THEY CAN STILL HAVE SEX
pinkpapyrus SUBARU WILL JUST WANT THE LIGHTS OFF

As for Subaru's...

pinkpapyrus I suspect the triangle is a thong
feather_down that is totally a thong . . .
pinkpapyrus It has no breasts
pinkpapyrus Maybe it's Yasu
pinkpapyrus In a thong
pinkpapyrus With one eye
feather_down i actually wondered if it was him in a thong
pinkpapyrus AHAHAHAHA
pinkpapyrus Wait, him Yasu or him Subaru?
feather_down him Subaru
pinkpapyrus ...Why can I imagine him drawing himself as a cyclops in a thong
feather_down because he totally would.

Yep. My favorite draws triangle thongs. That's the one I love.


AND HEY.

SPEAKING OF KANJANI8 --

I'MA DO ANOTHER MEME!

(Smooth transition, yes?)

BUT I'M NEARLY FINISHED WITH FINISHED THE HANADAN MEME!

SO THERE! *BEAMS*

Replacing one with the other. *V ARMS*

SO THIS IS THE MEME:

I made a list of every possible pairing and threesome in Kanjani8. Pick one, gimme any specifics you want. Time, place, whatever. Doesn't have to be porn. I'll do a drabble or a fic, if I am so inspired. ♥ YOSHI!

( THE LIST OF KANJANIYAY )

(I gave up restraint the sixth time I watched Double.)