c'est la vie, c'est la PORN!

[zukkokya]

Today after I left my defective darling with the tech people, I walked up to Rockefeller Center to mope in Kino (Japanese bookstore). Saw ridiculously attractive boy, forgot what I wanted to look for, got something better to look at instead. *THUMBS UP* Waved at him, got a blink and then a grin. Skimmed a book on the yakuza, then wandered outside to the farmer's market in the Center. Bought a bunch of carrots, white cherries and an ear of corn for two dollars and fifty cents.

VEGGIE GUY: Dollar fifty.
SELF: Whoa.
VEGGIE GUY: What?
SELF: [blink] What?

FRUIT GUY: [weighs cherries] One dollar.
SELF: Only one?
FRUIT GUY: [head tilt] Yeah...?
SELF: Whoo!
FRUIT GUY: [grin] You shop at Whole Foods, don't you?

Came home, made stew, drank tea, hunted down my old laptop and I'm now watching The Muppet Movie. Have decided Ohno should sing 'Rainbow Connection' dressed up as Kermit. Rainbows, dude. He's sort of obligated. Also, Subaru=Gonzo.


SO NOW. To distract myself from the impending agony of four days of waiting until anyone gives me a status update on my defective darling, I propose a MEME.


THE SMUT MEME.

Comment with a pairing, place and position and I'll reply with a few paragraphs of porn. *BEAMS*

HIT ME UP, BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE.


ETA: As my lovely assistant Laura has demonstrated, you may comment more than once. XD

ETA JR: Got any more, flist? *cackles, throws down gauntlet*

Comments

[this-is-cd.livejournal.com]

Ryo/Jin. Where is working a carnival/festival foodstand and Ryo hits on him. And takes him inside/on a carnival ride and there are handjobs.

[this-is-cd.livejournal.com]

Where JIN* is working....

*FAILS*

[unveilsalome.livejournal.com]

Your parents are awesome. ♥
I hope the recovery's successful. All that shiny and hard work lost would be a tragedy.

For the meme: Having recently been exposed to a group of JE look-alikes who are prone to nakedness, I would really like to read an Akamepi fic where "Mmmm, kimochi..." is used, prominently. Oh, on a rooftop surrounded by neighboring buildings, against the wall with the creative use of silk ties.

[this-is-cd.livejournal.com]

UEDA/RYO. YES. Ueda gets Ryo drunk after work one day as revenge. Ryo hits on him alot and Ueda deviously takes advantage and makes Ryo give him head.

[spurious.livejournal.com]

I LOVE HOW ALL OF THE REQUESTS ARE IN ALL CAPS. PORN SO EXCITING.

I WANT PIN WITH SLIGHTLY (OR MORE THAN SLIGHTLY IF YOU ARE INCLINED) ROUGH SEX. BRUISES AND SUCH. YAMAPI TOPS. POSSIBLY WITH JIN BENT OVER THE KITCHEN COUNTER.

PART THE FIRST

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

Yamapi slumps against the doorframe, yawning broad-mouthed while he scratches his stomach. "Why are you awake?" he asks Jin, squinting through the light from the refrigerator. "You got out of bed, you turned on the air conditioner, and you left the blankets all tangled at the foot of the bed. I can't feel my ass. It's like two snocones."

Jin emerges from the refrigerator with a can of strawberry pineapple seltzer water.

Yamapi stares.

Jin says, "Yeah, you buy weird shit, Pi." He thumbs the tab open with a snick and swigs four continuous gulps. "Tasty weird, though," he amends, licking his lips.

Yamapi shuffles into the kitchen, plucks the can out of Jin's hand and sets it on the counter. "Bed now," he says. His mastery of the Japanese language is second only to his mastery of succinctly communicating what he wants.

Jin grins. "You're cute when you're exhausted."

"I'm hideous when I'm exhausted, you dickface."

"Adorable." Jin slides his arms under Yamapi's and through the armholes of his tank top. His hands are warm, and Yamapi makes a face at him before settling against Jin's chest, which is even warmer.

Jin mouths the curve of Yamapi's ear. "We didn't finish before," he whispers.

Jin flattened his tongue on the small of Yamapi's back, then licked steadily upward while Yamapi breathed rougher and quicker. Working one slick finger in, Jin sucked and nibbled on the spot where Yamapi's neck joined his shoulder. Yamapi, face pressed into his crooked elbow, moaned Jin's name like a plea.

Jin traced the outline of Yamapi's shoulder blade once quickly, then again, slower. Yamapi exhaled on a moan, just before Jin slid another finger in. His moan cut off into a gasp.

Yamapi eyes Jin suspiciously and says, "Yes, we did. Believe me," he adds, pointing at his ass, "I would remember better than you."

Jin pushes Yamapi's hair away from his ear and quickly bites the lobe, lingering to whisper, "I got you off. You didn't pay me back."

Yamapi pretends indifference for four seconds.

Jin counts.

"Fine," Yamapi groans, turning around to slam Jin against the sink.

Jin whoops, delighted, before Yamapi closes in to bite Jin's bottom lip. Jin licks the teeth on his lip. Yamapi meets his gaze, lifts his eyebrows smugly. Mouths Jin's lip, slowly licking his chin for good measure.

Jin sighs, "Nice," as he slides his fingers down Yamapi's hips, pushing past the waistband of his boxers. "Dolce and Gabana," he whispers, gripping Yamapi's ass with ten hints of fingernail.

Yamapi moans, rolling his hips. "Not all foreign words are sexy, you dork."

Jin laughs, breathless, forehead on Yamapi's temple.

Yamapi touches fleeting kisses to Jin's mouth, mostly for the slick noises they produce. Once, Jin starts to push, to linger, but Yamapi says, "Stop. My turn," and pinches Jin's nipple.

After that, Jin is mostly compliant. He knows shit about subtlety, so he gets revenge shamelessly by moaning and gasping whenever Yamapi so much as looks at him. It should sound cheesy, but

"Uuhnnn, yesss, niiice"

he's actually turned on.

Yamapi drags his fingernails down Jin's bare stomach, watching through half-lidded eyes as Jin flinches and moans. He dips his head back, neck a long, tempting line. Yamapi bites his shoulder and sucks hard.

"That's right," Jin groans, "harder."

Yamapi's breath hitches. He grabs Jin's hip and turns him to face the counter. Jin immediately leans on his hands, fingers splayed and bent on the surface. His fingertips are white.

Yamapi wraps an arm around Jin's waist to hold him still. Yamapi slides his boxers off. Leaves Jin's on, just so he can press against Jin naked and feel him squirm.

[spurious.livejournal.com]

TAKKI/SUBARU HANDJOBS IN A HOT TUB

[this-is-cd.livejournal.com]

PINRYO WHERE PIN MANAGE TO TIE UP A DISGRUNTLED RYO. THEY TEASE RYO -- NAKEDLY -- FOR A WHILE BEFORE DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

[spurious.livejournal.com]

OKAY NUMBER TWENTY FIVE THIS HAS TO BE REALLY GOOD

DOWNTIME AT REHEARSAL, YAMAPI IS LISTENING TO MUSIC ON HIS HEADPHONES, PERSON OF YOUR CHOICE TRIES TO GET HIS ATTENTION THROUGH SEX. YAMAPI SHOULD NOT TAKE OFF THE HEADPHONES THE WHOLE TIME.

[this-is-cd.livejournal.com]

GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ILU

YES PLZ

[spurious.livejournal.com]

I AGREE WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKING COMMENT *_*

[elyndys.livejournal.com]

Subaru/Yasu, Biwa lake incident, and I know it's not exactly a position but Yasu being cute and twinkly and persuasive. :D

Man, that's a nightmare about your computer - I really hope you can recover your stuff. You have lovely parents! I wouldn't dare tell my mum I'd lost my stuff in case she asked to see some. XD

Biwa

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

The pillowcase is soft, but the pillow inside feels like it's stuffed with leather. Deterrent the first.

The second is the smell. Starch, bleach, detergent, cleancleanclean.

The third is related to the second. Something in the detergent is aggravating Subaru's allergies, and no matter how he turns his head, the smell creeps into his nose and coats his throat and leaves a stale taste in his mouth that he ends up sneezing out.

Deterrent the fourth is the silence. The only sounds interrupting it are Subaru's sniffles and sneezes.

And the fifth deterrent is the extra pillow he's been staring at for the last forty minutes.

~

Familiar lips brush Yasu's forehead. Nose. Chin.

Mouth.

"Nnn," Yasu murmurs, "Shibuyan?" He reaches searching fingers above his face and touches warm skin. He sweeps his knuckles gently down Subaru's cheek. "What're you doing here?"

Another kiss. Soft, lingering, a slip of tongue.

Yasu opens his eyes, smiles at Subaru's peaceful expression, and closes them again. Fingertips slip through his hair, stroke behind his ear, caress his neck. Yasu sighs and puts his arms snug around Subaru's back. Pulls him down, removes the space between them, holds him.

Knees frame Yasu's thigh, hands frame Subaru's face -- the kiss settles into something rhythmic and comfortable. Yasu is mesmerized until heat jolts through his body from his groin.

Subaru's breath trembles as Yasu shudders beneath him.

"I can't sleep without you," he whispers, and presses his mouth slick and rough against Yasu's.

Yasu holds him tighter, squeezes his fists when Subaru grinds his hips down.

"Sh-Shibuyan," he whispers. Another shudder, twisting hips, muffled cry in Subaru's neck.

Rhythm builds. Harder, faster. Yasu catches Subaru's mouth and sucks on his tongue, forcing the noises that ultimately shove Yasu over the edge. A jolt, and Subaru bites Yasu's shoulder, groaning with abandon.

~

Yasu's shoulder beneath his cheek.

Peach scent lulling his senses.

Mint from toothpaste he doesn't use cooling his mouth.

Yasu's breath soft in his ear.

Subaru kisses Yasu's fingers tangled with his.

He falls asleep.

[whited-79.livejournal.com]

NO!!! YOUR EPICS! *praying hard for your darling to be OK*

and oh, will think of a pairing and a scene later...

[intoxikatie.livejournal.com]

Hi, Laura told me to read and now I am in love with you. Hi.

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

Hi! ♥

Check it out, we match! XD

[this-is-cd.livejournal.com]

RYO/JIN. JIN REDUCES RYO TO AN INCOHERENT MESS AFTER A DREAM BOYS PERFORMANCE. (KIZUNAAAAA) (USING THE JIN-SADFACE :((( DURING THE SONG. AND YEAH. MESS)

[this-is-cd.livejournal.com]

JIN IS KAME'S BOY TOY. THERE IS A LEASH.

[araanaz9.livejournal.com]

I have a feeling I MUST read every single one of the comments. *smiles blissfully*

SUBASSAN, PIANO!!

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

Subaru pants, "It's locked it's locked it's locked," when they hear footsteps in the hallway and Yasu stops moving. "I locked it, I promise, come here." He grips the back of Yasu's neck and kisses him, mostly tongue and hot, gasped breaths.

Yasu moans, "Shibuyan," and thrusts faster. Subaru reaches to clutch the bench, knuckles white. It's not stable enough, and he's flat on his back with his eyes shut tight, so he can't be held entirely responsible when he grasps for something steadier and smashes his hand on the keys instead.

Startled, Yasu opens his eyes. Subaru has the bench in one hand, the home row keys beneath the other. Yasu thrusts without rhythm, and the bench sways. Subaru's eyes are closed, his forehead creased, his wet lips parted. He moans one note continuously, high and strong and ragged.

Yasu braces his hands on either side of Subaru's head and thrusts from a different angle. Subaru's head cracks on the bench, his fist slamming repeatedly on the keys. The note breaks into separate moans, louder and rougher and so desperate.

Subaru grips his cock, pulling rhythmlessly. Yasu sees the instant Subaru can't take it anymore. His mouth widens, but his scream is silent. Yasu cries out once, thrusts jaggedly twice until his arms shake.

He comes back seconds later, when Subaru hums to get his attention. Yasu smiles, panting, and Subaru just looks at him affectionately and taps the G key. Punctuation.

[this-is-cd.livejournal.com]

RYO LOSES A BET WITH UEDA AND HAS TO BE HIS "SLAVE" -- TAKE THAT AS YOU WILL -- FOR A WEEK. RYO IS RYO, AND VERY DISPLEASED. HE HAS TO CALL UEDA "MASTER". UEDA CAN PUNISH HIM WHEN HE MESSES UP.

[unveilsalome.livejournal.com]

UEDA/RYO/RYO'S POISON TONGUE. RYO CATCHES UEDA MASTURBATING IN A BANDMATE'S BATHROOM. UMM, AGAINST THE WALL.

[araanaz9.livejournal.com]

YASU/JIN, SOMEWHERE IN JE BUILDING, AFTERHOURS...

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

Jin's romantic notions for the roof are dashed at the first rattling boom of thunder. Yasu stops two steps behind Jin and squeezes his hand when Jin groans.

"Another time, ne?" Yasu says, rubbing warmth into Jin's wrist with his thumb.

Jin hopes aloud that, "Maybe it'll be quick?" just as the raindrops swell and begin pummeling the roof door.

"Ch'."

Yasu walks up a step to get a hold on Jin's waist from behind. Jin's button-up shirt beneath Yasu's cheek feels smooth and gossamer. His hips between Yasu's hands are slim and restless when touched.

Yasu kisses the small of Jin's back, making a point to nuzzle the sweaty strip of skin.

"What're you up to?" Jin murmurs as he fits his fingers in between Yasu's.

"Backup plan." Yasu nibbles the waistband of Jin's jeans to ward off a giggle.

Jin turns, and Yasu smiles at him before taking the denim in his mouth again. He kisses down to the heat between Jin's legs and giggles when Jin seizes the railing on either side of him.

"Uunnn, yeah," Jin murmurs. He tucks both of his hands gently behind Yasu's head and urges him closer.

With his teeth, Yasu slips the metal button through the denim slit. Yasu makes a happy noise at his success and above him, his coach grins.

Jin hooks his thumbs around the waist of his boxers and pushes them and his jeans to his knees. Yasu cups the backs of Jin's knees while he skims his tongue up Jin's thigh. He takes short licks, like he's drawing a quick sketch on Jin's skin. When he kisses the tip of Jin's cock, the contrast is startling and dizzying.

Jin sips small breaths while Yasu swallows his cock to the base. Yasu flicks his eyes up to meet a half-lidded stare. Keeping that connection, he moves back and grips the base. He sucks at the tip while sliding his fist back and forth.

As Jin writhes, he only thinks he imagines his moans echoing in the stairwell.

[unveilsalome.livejournal.com]

TAKKI/TSUBASA. YAMAPI'S APARTMENT, WHICH TAKKI IS HOUSE-SITTING. ON YAMAPI'S KITCHEN TABLE.

[araanaz9.livejournal.com]

OHKURA/YASU, IN A DARK CORNER!

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

Ohkura shuts the lights off and Yasu locks the door. There's a window, but it faces an empty parking lot and it only lets in a slice of light from the motion-sensing lights outside. They should shut off in the next five minutes, considering no one leaves the building through that door.

Yasu smiles when Ohkura turns to face him. They've got a dance studio all to themselves, with a mirror that fills an entire wall. It's Ohkura's fantasy, and Yasu promised it to him.

Ohkura joins Yasu in the middle of the room and kisses him. Softly, gently. Then Yasu runs his fingers through Ohkura's hair and grasps the back of his neck, urging him to loosen his control.

Ohkura finds Yasu's free hand and interlocks their fingers. With the other, he rubs Yasu's nipple through his shirt. Yasu groans, his eyes squeezed shut. Ohkura kisses him continually, even after Yasu's body starts to shake.

Ohkura pulls on the hem of Yasu's skirt until it lies crumpled on the floor. Ohkura goes to his knees and brushes his nose on the damp cloth covering Yasu's cock. Yasu whines, head back and throat gleaming with sweat. He grips the hem of his shirt instead of Ohkura's hair. When Ohkura takes out Yasu's cock, Yasu's knees buckle.

Ohkura's tongue is hot and slick and seemingly everywhere at once. He paints a line from the head of Yasu's cock to the base and back again before he swallows as deep as he can.

Yasu brings his palm to his mouth and bites down on his thumb. Ohkura grips the base of Yasu's cock as he sucks. His eyes are closed, and he looks almost serene. Yasu can't look away. Then Ohkura glances at him, lips paused at the base, and Yasu comes with a startled moan.

Ohkura says, "Look at the mirror."

Yasu barely manages it.

Ohkura squeezes Yasu's hand and says, "That's what I wanted you to see."

[araanaz9.livejournal.com]

SUBARU/RYO, ON A COUCH, I DON'T CARE WHOSE.

[this-is-cd.livejournal.com]

Pi is blindfolded and tied to something by someone!!! He doesn't know who!!! NAUGHTINESS ENSUES! Does he find out who gave him the very sensual pleasures at the end?? :> :> :> Perhaps...PERHAPS NOT!!!! >:) /!!!

[araanaz9.livejournal.com]

KOYAMA/SUBARU.

HAHAHAHA!

JUST KIDDING. ;D

[ilanala]

Aww, but I want to see how she explains that...

[this-is-cd.livejournal.com]

JIN MASTURBATING SOMEWHERE PSEUDO-PUBLIC. HE'S CAUGHT BY ONE OF HIS FRIENDS (He's sorta noisy when trying to be quiet :\ and he doesn't hide well)

[spurious.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD YES *_*

[unveilsalome.livejournal.com]

RYO/KAME/JIN. RYO'S APARTMENT. JIN CATCHES RYO GIVING KAME A BLOWJOB, WATCHES, THEN DECIDES TO JOIN IN :D.

[this-is-cd.livejournal.com]

PIN MIRRORSEX. PI MAKES JIN WATCH WHILE HE GIVES PI A HANDJOB. HE HOLDS JIN'S HEAD UP TO SHOW HIM HOW NICE HE LOOKS DURING SEXING. DIRTY TALK ENSUES ALSO.

[spurious.livejournal.com]

YOUR REQUESTS ARE SO GOOD ISO