c'est la vie, c'est la PORN!

[zukkokya]

Today after I left my defective darling with the tech people, I walked up to Rockefeller Center to mope in Kino (Japanese bookstore). Saw ridiculously attractive boy, forgot what I wanted to look for, got something better to look at instead. *THUMBS UP* Waved at him, got a blink and then a grin. Skimmed a book on the yakuza, then wandered outside to the farmer's market in the Center. Bought a bunch of carrots, white cherries and an ear of corn for two dollars and fifty cents.

VEGGIE GUY: Dollar fifty.
SELF: Whoa.
VEGGIE GUY: What?
SELF: [blink] What?

FRUIT GUY: [weighs cherries] One dollar.
SELF: Only one?
FRUIT GUY: [head tilt] Yeah...?
SELF: Whoo!
FRUIT GUY: [grin] You shop at Whole Foods, don't you?

Came home, made stew, drank tea, hunted down my old laptop and I'm now watching The Muppet Movie. Have decided Ohno should sing 'Rainbow Connection' dressed up as Kermit. Rainbows, dude. He's sort of obligated. Also, Subaru=Gonzo.


SO NOW. To distract myself from the impending agony of four days of waiting until anyone gives me a status update on my defective darling, I propose a MEME.


THE SMUT MEME.

Comment with a pairing, place and position and I'll reply with a few paragraphs of porn. *BEAMS*

HIT ME UP, BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE.


ETA: As my lovely assistant Laura has demonstrated, you may comment more than once. XD

ETA JR: Got any more, flist? *cackles, throws down gauntlet*

Comments

[araanaz9.livejournal.com]

OHKURA/YASU, IN A DARK CORNER!

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

Ohkura shuts the lights off and Yasu locks the door. There's a window, but it faces an empty parking lot and it only lets in a slice of light from the motion-sensing lights outside. They should shut off in the next five minutes, considering no one leaves the building through that door.

Yasu smiles when Ohkura turns to face him. They've got a dance studio all to themselves, with a mirror that fills an entire wall. It's Ohkura's fantasy, and Yasu promised it to him.

Ohkura joins Yasu in the middle of the room and kisses him. Softly, gently. Then Yasu runs his fingers through Ohkura's hair and grasps the back of his neck, urging him to loosen his control.

Ohkura finds Yasu's free hand and interlocks their fingers. With the other, he rubs Yasu's nipple through his shirt. Yasu groans, his eyes squeezed shut. Ohkura kisses him continually, even after Yasu's body starts to shake.

Ohkura pulls on the hem of Yasu's skirt until it lies crumpled on the floor. Ohkura goes to his knees and brushes his nose on the damp cloth covering Yasu's cock. Yasu whines, head back and throat gleaming with sweat. He grips the hem of his shirt instead of Ohkura's hair. When Ohkura takes out Yasu's cock, Yasu's knees buckle.

Ohkura's tongue is hot and slick and seemingly everywhere at once. He paints a line from the head of Yasu's cock to the base and back again before he swallows as deep as he can.

Yasu brings his palm to his mouth and bites down on his thumb. Ohkura grips the base of Yasu's cock as he sucks. His eyes are closed, and he looks almost serene. Yasu can't look away. Then Ohkura glances at him, lips paused at the base, and Yasu comes with a startled moan.

Ohkura says, "Look at the mirror."

Yasu barely manages it.

Ohkura squeezes Yasu's hand and says, "That's what I wanted you to see."

[araanaz9.livejournal.com]

OMG.

OMGOMGOMG!!!

DSKJHSKDJHFKHF EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

I seriously don't think I even begin to express how much I love this. I'm... I... OH GOD!!

*_____________________*

Seriously. I think I need some water now because my throat has gone dry.

GOD.

[unveilsalome.livejournal.com]

Gah! YASU WATCHING HIMSELF COME. IN THE MIRROR. BECAUSE OHKURA WANTS HIM TO SEE WHAT HE SEES.
That's just hot. Just. Gah!