Tsubasa is a brat, Subaru's headband is a tiara, Embryo is your World Leader

[zukkokya]

♥ Since the Epic Baryo has turned out to be so delightfully epic, I've decided to write the draft in play format. It's easier for me to keep track of things and it goes faster when I think of a piece in terms of playwriting. My mind's specially wired. Emphasis on "special." *BEAMS*



♥ If I've promised fic to anyone, chances are good that I've forgotten what goes to whom. (Any mind ransacked by Kanjani8 becomes one of total anarchy.)


Here's what I do remember:

Tego!hooker for mysteryflavor
Tego!nipple ring for karinberry
TegoMass for darlita
Akamepi for spurious
Kamepi for mananeh
Nino/Yamapi for wintersjuly

If I whored myself out more than that, remind me. *facepalm*



♥ The first half of Baryo is set between 2000-2004, so I've been watching Old School Jr clips as, uh, research. I've reached five conclusions:

1) Embryo took over the world when he was fifteen. You haven't noticed because he started having sex and forgot to do anything with it.

2) One reason behind Ryo's penchant for bitchitude could be residual sexual frustration. Embryo=/=sex.

3) Hina=sex.

4) Hina and Subaru are married. So are Takki and Tsubasa. I like to think of them becoming like this: Takki and Tsubasa are the couple who have spent so much time together that they don't finish each other's sentences as much as predict the entire conversation and skip it altogether to have sex instead. Hina and Subaru are the couple who have known each other so long, all Subaru has to do is grin for Hina's hand to twitch. (It happens a lot; strangers think he has palsy.) They've developed a system where Subaru can trade in tsukkomis for sexual favors.

5) Kansai Jrs vs. Tokyo Jrs contains too much awesome for one point.
a) Hina going "yeah, screw this" on the very first challenge. And smirking while Subaru and Yoko whine at him.
b) Hina standing outside the steam room chugging from a water bottle the size of his torso.
c) Tiny Embryo jogging.
d) Subaru's headband.
e) Takki's manic grin.
f) SLEEPING EMBRYO. SO MUCH AW.
g) Subaru spazzing out when Embryo fell asleep.
h) Subaru sleeping face down. XD
i) Tsubasa faking sleep twice, then actually almost nodding off the third time. Tsubasa in general, guys, I swear. BRAT BRAT BRAT.
j) SLEEPING TAKKI.
k) Yoko's sleepy grin while Hina and Subaru silently flail and celebrate above him. OSSAN LOVE.

There's probably more but agjkjakdh GUYS.



♥ Ossan!threesome is pretty much the greatest thing ever. I DECREE.

Comments

[kiimiko.livejournal.com]

haha this post is awesome!! Agreed with everything you said about the gakibara triathlon. I love that video! I first watched it before knowing who everyone (my bias was Ryo and Yamapi at the time) at it still rocked, like 10 x more when I watched it again after getting into Kanjani8 too.

"1) Embryo took over the world when he was fifteen. You haven't noticed because he started having sex and forgot to do anything with it."

^ wahaha so thats why!... heh I wonder what happened. Chibi Ryo!!! he looks like a 7 year old when he was on MS for Secret agent man, ahh and the clips on SCP^^.

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

Oh, the triathlon. So much love for it. XDDD Actually, when I was watching yesterday I had my eye on T&T because apparently it was filmed during the two-three year period where T&T weren't speaking to each other. And it's funny because you can see it. Yamapi or Subaru are often between them and they only really look or speak to each other once or twice. Part of that could be editing, but I think it's funny just the same.

He does, doesn't he? XD Poor Embryo. ♥

[kiimiko.livejournal.com]

Their hunting down Junior era trivia/evidences fascinates me too. Hmm, but Takki and Subaru were still talking then? I think someone told me its later that year on gakibara where Subaru starts wearing mostly black, looking sullen and the starts declining into his rebellious stage.

Oh but embryo is oh so cute! ♥