zukkokya | Tsubasa is a brat, Subaru's headband is a tiara, Embryo is your World Leader

♥ Since the Epic Baryo has turned out to be so delightfully epic, I've decided to write the draft in play format. It's easier for me to keep track of things and it goes faster when I think of a piece in terms of playwriting. My mind's specially wired. Emphasis on "special." *BEAMS*

♥ If I've promised fic to anyone, chances are good that I've forgotten what goes to whom. (Any mind ransacked by Kanjani8 becomes one of total anarchy.)

Here's what I do remember:

Tego!hooker for

mysteryflavor
Tego!nipple ring for

karinberry
TegoMass for

darlita
Akamepi for

spurious
Kamepi for

mananeh
Nino/Yamapi for

wintersjuly

If I whored myself out more than that, remind me. *facepalm*

♥ The first half of Baryo is set between 2000-2004, so I've been watching Old School Jr clips as, uh, research. I've reached five conclusions:

1) Embryo took over the world when he was fifteen. You haven't noticed because he started having sex and forgot to do anything with it.

2) One reason behind Ryo's penchant for bitchitude could be residual sexual frustration. Embryo=/=sex.

3) Hina=sex.

4) Hina and Subaru are married. So are Takki and Tsubasa. I like to think of them becoming like this: Takki and Tsubasa are the couple who have spent so much time together that they don't finish each other's sentences as much as predict the entire conversation and skip it altogether to have sex instead. Hina and Subaru are the couple who have known each other so long, all Subaru has to do is grin for Hina's hand to twitch. (It happens a lot; strangers think he has palsy.) They've developed a system where Subaru can trade in tsukkomis for sexual favors.

5) Kansai Jrs vs. Tokyo Jrs contains too much awesome for one point.
a) Hina going "yeah, screw this" on the very first challenge. And smirking while Subaru and Yoko whine at him.
b) Hina standing outside the steam room chugging from a water bottle the size of his torso.
c) Tiny Embryo jogging.
d) Subaru's headband.
e) Takki's manic grin.
f) SLEEPING EMBRYO. SO MUCH AW.
g) Subaru spazzing out when Embryo fell asleep.
h) Subaru sleeping face down. XD
i) Tsubasa faking sleep twice, then actually almost nodding off the third time. Tsubasa in general, guys, I swear. BRAT BRAT BRAT.
j) SLEEPING TAKKI.
k) Yoko's sleepy grin while Hina and Subaru silently flail and celebrate above him. OSSAN LOVE.

There's probably more but agjkjakdh GUYS.

♥ Ossan!threesome is pretty much the greatest thing ever. I DECREE.