c'est la vie, c'est la PORN!

[zukkokya]

Today after I left my defective darling with the tech people, I walked up to Rockefeller Center to mope in Kino (Japanese bookstore). Saw ridiculously attractive boy, forgot what I wanted to look for, got something better to look at instead. *THUMBS UP* Waved at him, got a blink and then a grin. Skimmed a book on the yakuza, then wandered outside to the farmer's market in the Center. Bought a bunch of carrots, white cherries and an ear of corn for two dollars and fifty cents.

VEGGIE GUY: Dollar fifty.
SELF: Whoa.
VEGGIE GUY: What?
SELF: [blink] What?

FRUIT GUY: [weighs cherries] One dollar.
SELF: Only one?
FRUIT GUY: [head tilt] Yeah...?
SELF: Whoo!
FRUIT GUY: [grin] You shop at Whole Foods, don't you?

Came home, made stew, drank tea, hunted down my old laptop and I'm now watching The Muppet Movie. Have decided Ohno should sing 'Rainbow Connection' dressed up as Kermit. Rainbows, dude. He's sort of obligated. Also, Subaru=Gonzo.


SO NOW. To distract myself from the impending agony of four days of waiting until anyone gives me a status update on my defective darling, I propose a MEME.


THE SMUT MEME.

Comment with a pairing, place and position and I'll reply with a few paragraphs of porn. *BEAMS*

HIT ME UP, BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE.


ETA: As my lovely assistant Laura has demonstrated, you may comment more than once. XD

ETA JR: Got any more, flist? *cackles, throws down gauntlet*

Comments

[unveilsalome.livejournal.com]

OMG, YOKO/LEAH DIZON. ON THE CHAIR USED FOR THE SUKA-J INTERVIEWS.

[unveilsalome.livejournal.com]

KOKI/SUBARU. AFTER YASU EXCHANGED NUMBERS WITH KOKI FOR SUBARU.

I'm using most of our comment exchanges XD

[unveilsalome.livejournal.com]

Subaru/Yasu. Recording studio. Subaru decides to make Yasu his new hobby.

[this-is-cd.livejournal.com]

PI VISITS JIN IN AMERICA. THEY GO SEE A JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE CONCERT AND FANBOY HIM IN AWKWARD ENGLISH. SOMETHING HAPPENS SOMEWHERE WITH SOME OF THEM BACKSTAGE.

[unveilsalome.livejournal.com]

Takashi/Makoto! TAKASHI/MAKOTO!HANDJOBS/BLOWJOBS/VOYEURISTIC WANKING IN THE SAUNA.
ANYTHING IN THE SAUNA.
JUST... TAKASHI/MAKOTO. *_________*

[unveilsalome.livejournal.com]

Ryo/anyone. That first sexual experience he mentioned in the magazine interview.

[whited-79.livejournal.com]

I got it I got it! *dances happily*

Subaru/Yasu, in Subaru's hotel room, trying to write the lyrics for the band's first love song but Subaru got stuck so Yasu decides to *show' Subaru how to write a love song...

hehe...

Anonymouse again!

[(Anonymous)]

Have decided Ohno should sing 'Rainbow Connection' dressed up as Kermit. Rainbows, dude. He's sort of obligated. Also, Subaru=Gonzo.

lol. thats great! also, totally my request too. them two, as Kermit and Gonzo... backstage at a Muppet butai!
gah, picturing Ohno dressed as Kermit is giving me all kinds of giggles.

Last one before bed.

[unveilsalome.livejournal.com]

Kame/Jin. On stage/the dance floor. Clothes on.

[wintersjuly.livejournal.com]

i'm kind of incoherent and vaguely ill, but i will ask for yamapi porn. with anything. anyone i mean. thing is ... nice too, but ever since that clint/yamapi, i'll cry if it's thing.

yamapi/takki? subaru/ohkura? subaru/ohkura/yamapi/takki? does that even work? oh well. also, yamapi/jun! :d

[mysteryflavor.livejournal.com]

That fruit guy wins.

.....that was not a a smut prompt O_o

[this-is-cd.livejournal.com]

PI IS A RENTBOY. SOMEONE TAKES HIM HOME AND THERE IS ROUGHSEX.

[this-is-cd.livejournal.com]

PI IS A RENTBOY. SOMEONE IS REALLY MEAN AND ROUGHS HIM UP ONE NIGHT. :( :( :( JIN FINDS HIM, TAKES HIM HOME AND MAKES IT BETTER.

[this-is-cd.livejournal.com]

PI GOES OUT IN HARAJUKU ONE NIGHT. HE PICKS UP A REALLY GORGEOUS LOLI-GOTH-TYPE STRANGER-GIRL...JIN, DRESSED UP AS A GIRL. THERE IS HOT, DIRTY SEXING SOMEWHERE. AGAINST A WALL.

OF COURSE, THEY REALLY DO KNOW EACH OTHER AND PLANNED THIS OUT. THIS IS JUST A GAME THEY PLAY SOMETIMES BECAUSE ITS HOT.

[feather-down.livejournal.com]

YOKO SHOVES OHKURA IN A STORAGE CLOSET AND PROCEEDS TO HAVE HIS WAY WITH HIM.

[araanaz9.livejournal.com]

Subaru/Ohkura, somewhere where they could get caught. ;D

[feather-down.livejournal.com]

MARU AND SUBARU. MARU CHECKS IN ON SUBARU AFTER A CONCERT TO MAKE SURE HE ISN'T LONELY/HOMESICK. SPENDS THE NIGHT.

[feather-down.livejournal.com]

MARU AND OHKURA. SEX OF FAIL AND HILARITY.

[feather-down.livejournal.com]

HINA EASES NERVOUS OHKURA AFTER HE JOINS KANJANI8 BY GIVING HIM A HANDJOB IN THE DRESSING ROOM AFTER EVERYONE ELSE HAS GONE.

[feather-down.livejournal.com]

Takki/Tsubasa/Subaru. Just before the end.

I WANT EMO SEX DAMN IT.

[araanaz9.livejournal.com]

I HAVE A REQUEST!! I wonder where it comes from but...

TSUBASA/SUBARU!! ONSEN!! Hot and steamy, please! Because wet Tsubasa... *___________*

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

FOR KEIKO-CHAAAAN, BECAUSE SHE HAS MORE PRESSING CONCERNS AT THE MOMENT.

SUBARU/YASU, ASYULUM, DESPERATE-LAST-TIME!SEX