Fic: The Marubabu Radio Program
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zukkokyaI'm back in Japan! But in Tokyo! And I made the mistake of going to sleep at 6PM, so now I'm awake, and this happened:
Title: The Marubabu Radio Program
Fandom: JE - Kanjani∞
Pairing/Characters: Maru's Madness/Subaru's Madness
Rating: PG
Word Count: 700~
Disclaimer: Total fiction.
Summary: Part of the transcript of Maru and Subaru's new radio program.
Subaru: All right. We have to move on.
Maru: Okay.
Subaru: Even though I think you're wrong and your opinion should change.
Maru: Right.
Subaru: Because if Hina's any kind of bug, he's an earwig.
Maru: Mm.
Subaru: ...Oi.
Maru: Hm?
Subaru: Fight me.
Maru: Don't we have to move on?
Subaru: ...No. Not until you fight me.
Maru: But the–
Subaru: Fine, we’ll move on.
Maru: So sudden~
Subaru: Everyone, tonight we have a new segment of the show. But since this is the first show, it’s not any newer than the other segments we’ve done so far. Sorry to get your hopes up.
Maru: Mm. Sorry.
Subaru: Maru-chan.
Maru: Hm?
Subaru: You need to talk more.
Maru: Okay. … What should I say?
Subaru: …I don’t know. Introduce the segment. Talk about why your opinion about Hina-chan the Mosquito is wrong.
Maru: Maybe we should stop talking about Shin-chan.
Subaru: Because he might be listening?
Maru: Right.
Subaru: And he’ll be pissed?
Maru: Yeah.
Subaru: [laughs] Then introduce the next segment!
Maru: Right! Everyone, the next segment is a new part of our brand new radio program.
Subaru: I SAID that.
Maru: And it’s called…it doesn’t have a name yet.
Subaru: Let’s make a name now.
Maru: Okay. There was one in the script but it’s not very exciting.
Subaru: And a radio show has to be exciting.
Maru: Since you can’t see us.
Subaru: Right.
Maru: We have to sound exciting to make up for that.
Subaru: Let’s just do the segment. I don’t feel like naming it. It’ll ruin the mood if we talk about names for something people don’t even know yet.
Maru: Okay.
Subaru: Okay. So. … How do we start?
Maru: Should we explain it first?
Subaru: Good idea. Go ahead.
Maru: So, this segment is for Kanjani fans. But not just Kanjani fans. NEWS fans and TOKIO fans can listen, too. And also Arashi fans and Tackey and Tsubasa fans and even GACKT fans.
Subaru: …Oi.
Maru: Yes?
Subaru: …Get on with it. Just say it’s for everyone.
Maru: But it’s not for KAT-TUN fans.
Subaru: It isn’t?
Maru: Tonight only, it’s not for KAT-TUN fans.
Subaru: Mm. Because someone has to be excluded for it to be special, right?
Maru: Right. But if they want to listen, they can. And I hope they enjoy it.
Subaru: Please enjoy it. And be fans of Kanjani, as well. We support KAT-TUN, so please support Kanjani.
Maru: I support Junno-kun.
Subaru: I support Maru-chan.
Maru: …Which one?
Subaru: Depends on the day. Everyone, this segment is the part of our program when we tell you secrets about the members of Kanjani8 that no one else knows.
Maru: It’s very simple, right? We hope you enjoy it.
Subaru: However, because Hina the Earwig will be angry with us if we say it in Japanese, we’re not going to speak Japanese.
Maru: We’re going to speak a special language.
Subaru: So if you speak this language, you’re very lucky tonight. Shall we begin?
Maru: Hoanjedi Tacchon anbewe du?
(Should we start with Tacchon?)
Subaru: Ba unetoi bakoko.
(Sure.)
Maru: Anero ekakaotena Tacchon sheeeee ukafu.
(Everyone, Tacchon had very smelly gas yesterday.)
Subaru: Jijiji! Ronutoku. Epinirau boafukoepapatu. Kajujoja nanonuna buratoki nuka.
(He did! I remember! It was horrible. Many staff were hospitalized. It’s only because we’re used to it that we members were unharmed.)
Maru: Fuajora turatoto Ryo-chan i du?
(Doesn’t Ryo-chan have a girlfriend right now?)
Subaru: Nanre nakasacha.
(No, this time it’s a boyfriend.)
Maru: Du?
(Really?)
Subaru: Pipi. Gaijin rawufafu.
(Yeah. Japanese-American guy.)
Maru: Zatuwei Ryo-chan du?
(Is Ryo-chan gay?)
Subaru: Hiko oppai amoro chinchin ra.
(No, he dates men and women, so.)
Maru: Shibuyan epara.
(Like Shibuyan.)
Subaru: …
(…Shut up.)
Maru: [laughs]
(Well, not right now. Shibuyan is still single, right?)
Subaru: …
(Maybe. I don’t tell you everything, you know.)
Maru: …
(Are you dating? That’d be great for you.)
Subaru: …
(…I…)
Maru: …
(Yes?)
Subaru: …
(Am single.)
Maru: [laughs]
Subaru: Yes. So, that was our segment. I’m calling it Pointless and Annoying Corner, and tonight was its first and last night.
Maru: Abeuronoajeituchakipuporajiame.
(We should play a song now.)
Subaru: Yeah, yeah. Here’s our new single. Please buy it. [Mutters] Stupid embarrassing segment.
[Music]
Title: The Marubabu Radio Program
Fandom: JE - Kanjani∞
Pairing/Characters: Maru's Madness/Subaru's Madness
Rating: PG
Word Count: 700~
Disclaimer: Total fiction.
Summary: Part of the transcript of Maru and Subaru's new radio program.
Subaru: All right. We have to move on.
Maru: Okay.
Subaru: Even though I think you're wrong and your opinion should change.
Maru: Right.
Subaru: Because if Hina's any kind of bug, he's an earwig.
Maru: Mm.
Subaru: ...Oi.
Maru: Hm?
Subaru: Fight me.
Maru: Don't we have to move on?
Subaru: ...No. Not until you fight me.
Maru: But the–
Subaru: Fine, we’ll move on.
Maru: So sudden~
Subaru: Everyone, tonight we have a new segment of the show. But since this is the first show, it’s not any newer than the other segments we’ve done so far. Sorry to get your hopes up.
Maru: Mm. Sorry.
Subaru: Maru-chan.
Maru: Hm?
Subaru: You need to talk more.
Maru: Okay. … What should I say?
Subaru: …I don’t know. Introduce the segment. Talk about why your opinion about Hina-chan the Mosquito is wrong.
Maru: Maybe we should stop talking about Shin-chan.
Subaru: Because he might be listening?
Maru: Right.
Subaru: And he’ll be pissed?
Maru: Yeah.
Subaru: [laughs] Then introduce the next segment!
Maru: Right! Everyone, the next segment is a new part of our brand new radio program.
Subaru: I SAID that.
Maru: And it’s called…it doesn’t have a name yet.
Subaru: Let’s make a name now.
Maru: Okay. There was one in the script but it’s not very exciting.
Subaru: And a radio show has to be exciting.
Maru: Since you can’t see us.
Subaru: Right.
Maru: We have to sound exciting to make up for that.
Subaru: Let’s just do the segment. I don’t feel like naming it. It’ll ruin the mood if we talk about names for something people don’t even know yet.
Maru: Okay.
Subaru: Okay. So. … How do we start?
Maru: Should we explain it first?
Subaru: Good idea. Go ahead.
Maru: So, this segment is for Kanjani fans. But not just Kanjani fans. NEWS fans and TOKIO fans can listen, too. And also Arashi fans and Tackey and Tsubasa fans and even GACKT fans.
Subaru: …Oi.
Maru: Yes?
Subaru: …Get on with it. Just say it’s for everyone.
Maru: But it’s not for KAT-TUN fans.
Subaru: It isn’t?
Maru: Tonight only, it’s not for KAT-TUN fans.
Subaru: Mm. Because someone has to be excluded for it to be special, right?
Maru: Right. But if they want to listen, they can. And I hope they enjoy it.
Subaru: Please enjoy it. And be fans of Kanjani, as well. We support KAT-TUN, so please support Kanjani.
Maru: I support Junno-kun.
Subaru: I support Maru-chan.
Maru: …Which one?
Subaru: Depends on the day. Everyone, this segment is the part of our program when we tell you secrets about the members of Kanjani8 that no one else knows.
Maru: It’s very simple, right? We hope you enjoy it.
Subaru: However, because Hina the Earwig will be angry with us if we say it in Japanese, we’re not going to speak Japanese.
Maru: We’re going to speak a special language.
Subaru: So if you speak this language, you’re very lucky tonight. Shall we begin?
Maru: Hoanjedi Tacchon anbewe du?
(Should we start with Tacchon?)
Subaru: Ba unetoi bakoko.
(Sure.)
Maru: Anero ekakaotena Tacchon sheeeee ukafu.
(Everyone, Tacchon had very smelly gas yesterday.)
Subaru: Jijiji! Ronutoku. Epinirau boafukoepapatu. Kajujoja nanonuna buratoki nuka.
(He did! I remember! It was horrible. Many staff were hospitalized. It’s only because we’re used to it that we members were unharmed.)
Maru: Fuajora turatoto Ryo-chan i du?
(Doesn’t Ryo-chan have a girlfriend right now?)
Subaru: Nanre nakasacha.
(No, this time it’s a boyfriend.)
Maru: Du?
(Really?)
Subaru: Pipi. Gaijin rawufafu.
(Yeah. Japanese-American guy.)
Maru: Zatuwei Ryo-chan du?
(Is Ryo-chan gay?)
Subaru: Hiko oppai amoro chinchin ra.
(No, he dates men and women, so.)
Maru: Shibuyan epara.
(Like Shibuyan.)
Subaru: …
(…Shut up.)
Maru: [laughs]
(Well, not right now. Shibuyan is still single, right?)
Subaru: …
(Maybe. I don’t tell you everything, you know.)
Maru: …
(Are you dating? That’d be great for you.)
Subaru: …
(…I…)
Maru: …
(Yes?)
Subaru: …
(Am single.)
Maru: [laughs]
Subaru: Yes. So, that was our segment. I’m calling it Pointless and Annoying Corner, and tonight was its first and last night.
Maru: Abeuronoajeituchakipuporajiame.
(We should play a song now.)
Subaru: Yeah, yeah. Here’s our new single. Please buy it. [Mutters] Stupid embarrassing segment.
[Music]
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Date: 2011-08-13 09:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-08-15 01:55 am (UTC)(Yoko is my default genius icon.)
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Date: 2011-08-14 06:02 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-08-15 01:58 am (UTC)Mildly excited, yes.
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD The FLAIL we must do! Do you ship
anythingeverything? :DDDDDDDDDDDDOH BY THE WAY.
I READ YOUR NINO/FUCKING MACHINE FIC AND UM. WELL DONE. *________* I HAVE NO OTHER THOUGHTS ON THE MATTER. JUST BASICALLY GUH.
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Date: 2011-08-21 12:47 am (UTC);______;;;;; poor hina!
(just googled earwig salfjlsajflask creepsie!)