Dear Takki, Pro Wrestling is Scary as Hell. Love, A Fan of Your Continued Existence on this Earth

Most of what I know about pro wrestling comes from watching Pay-Per-View commercials and that one episode of South Park. So when I was introduced to JE back in 2007 and Cori told me that Takki's original dream was to be a pro wrestler, I had images of headlocks and metal folding chairs and I just went, "Oh, sweetheart, no. Think of your face. And your life." Aaand I never gave it much more thought, just an occasional, "Poor Takki. He can't help his size. Ah, well, at least he enjoys his feather boas."

Then I decided to write an AU in which Takki tries to go after his dream despite his size, so I started doing some research on pro wrestling in Japan.

And. Okay.

( Dear sweet rainboas of mercy )