2 Reasons to Watch Season One of due South
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1. This exchange:
Fraser: She shot my hat, Ray.
Vecchio: She shot you in the hat?
Fraser: I can feel air coming in through the hole.
Vecchio: She shot you in the hat.
Fraser: How does it look?
Vecchio: Doesn't look good.
Fraser: We'll have to go home and get my other one.
Vecchio: We can do that, Fraser.
Fraser: Thanks, Ray.
2. This exchange:
[Vecchio and a guy stare each other down at a horse auction.]
Vecchio: You got a problem with something?
Zaleb Carney: You oughta move your foot.
Vecchio: Maybe I don't want to move my foot.
Zaleb Carney: But if you don't move your foot, I can't get to that horse patty.
Vecchio: [looks down, back up, narrows eyes] Why would you want that horse patty?
Zaleb Carney: I'm not telling.
Vecchio: Tell me why you want that horse patty and maybe I'll move my foot.
Zaleb Carney: Never.
Vecchio: I'm a cop.
Zaleb Carney: So what?
Vecchio: Do you want to serve time over a piece of manure?
Zaleb Carney: [narrows eyes, lowers voice] I'd rather go to the chair than talk.
Vecchio: [using the same tone] You know what I just decided? I've just decided you are so nuts I'm gonna let you have that patty.
Conclusion: Oh my God I love Ray Vecchio.
I could not love this show more. Go ahead, show, just try and be more awesome. I dare you so hard.
Fraser: She shot my hat, Ray.
Vecchio: She shot you in the hat?
Fraser: I can feel air coming in through the hole.
Vecchio: She shot you in the hat.
Fraser: How does it look?
Vecchio: Doesn't look good.
Fraser: We'll have to go home and get my other one.
Vecchio: We can do that, Fraser.
Fraser: Thanks, Ray.
2. This exchange:
[Vecchio and a guy stare each other down at a horse auction.]
Vecchio: You got a problem with something?
Zaleb Carney: You oughta move your foot.
Vecchio: Maybe I don't want to move my foot.
Zaleb Carney: But if you don't move your foot, I can't get to that horse patty.
Vecchio: [looks down, back up, narrows eyes] Why would you want that horse patty?
Zaleb Carney: I'm not telling.
Vecchio: Tell me why you want that horse patty and maybe I'll move my foot.
Zaleb Carney: Never.
Vecchio: I'm a cop.
Zaleb Carney: So what?
Vecchio: Do you want to serve time over a piece of manure?
Zaleb Carney: [narrows eyes, lowers voice] I'd rather go to the chair than talk.
Vecchio: [using the same tone] You know what I just decided? I've just decided you are so nuts I'm gonna let you have that patty.
Conclusion: Oh my God I love Ray Vecchio.
I could not love this show more. Go ahead, show, just try and be more awesome. I dare you so hard.
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Date: 2010-06-02 02:41 am (UTC)LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO RAY KOWALSKI
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Date: 2010-06-02 02:48 am (UTC)I AM QUITE FAMILIAR WITH RAY KOWALSKI.
BUT YOU SEE, I AM BACKTRACKING. I SAW S3/4 TEN YEARS AGO, AND I AM ONLY NOW WATCHING S1/2.
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Date: 2010-06-02 02:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-06-02 02:59 am (UTC)(Rather like those who see photos of Misha Collins and think, "NEED TO WATCH WHATEVER PART OF SUPERNATURAL HE'S IN IMMEDIATELY," and skip s1-3.)
Essentially, I was a very shallow thirteen-year-old.
BUT I'VE CHANGED.
FOR EXAMPLE, I'D NEVER START WATCHING BATTLESTAR GALACTICA BASICALLY JUST TO SEE CALLUM KEITH RENNIE AGAIN.
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Date: 2010-06-02 03:05 am (UTC)mer: OMG OMG LOOK. OMG. IT'S RAY. EEEEE.
normal sci-fi fan friend: .................you know this guy? I've never even heard of him.
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Date: 2010-06-02 03:10 am (UTC)See, for years people said to me, "WATCH BSG IT'S SO GOOD."
And I said, "Have you seen Supernatural? Maybe House? Can I interest you in a little British Queer as Folk, perhaps?"
And then someone somewhere posted a photo of Leoben and I went, "WAIT A MINUTE. I KNOW THAT HOTNESS. THAT'S FRASER'S HOTNESS."
And...well. I am a very shallow twenty-three-year-old.
(My surprise was different. I've never seen CKR in anything except due South and that one episode of Supernatural in like, season one, so when he started talking in BSG I went, "Whoa, different accent.")