the best things in life are unseen

DEAR SCIENCE,

SO, HI.

I WATCH MY LITTLE PONY, I FANGIRL BOY BANDS, AND I HAVE A CRUSH ON THE RED RANGER FROM THE CURRENT SUPER SENTAI. (HE'S SUPER ADORABLE, I DIDN'T STAND A CHANCE. ;__;)

I BELIEVE THAT IS ENOUGH TO QUALIFY ME FOR AGE-REVERSION, YES? I WILL BE WAITING FOR YOUR SOLUTION.


KIND REGARDS,
SERIOUSLY-I-THINK-YOU'RE-KIDDING-WITH-THIS-AGING-STUFF