Playwright Says: aaaaaaaaaaghhhhhh

[zukkokya]

[Kya lies in bed with laptop. Kya gets up, puts laptop on desk. Kya carries laptop to a chair. Kya sneaks onto YouTube. Kya looks up eighty-three music videos from the late nineties. Kya studies Japanese. Kya orders Pad Thai. Kya eats Pad Thai. Kya rereads The Love Suicides at Amijima. Kya drinks three liters of water. Kya looks at clock.]

KYA:
...Oops.

THEATRE HISTORY ESSAYS:
...You still only have three finished, don't you.

KYA:
Sure, finished. But the other five are already started!

THEATRE HISTORY ESSAYS:
You know, this really shouldn't be so challenging for a playwright.

KYA:
BANTERING DIALOGUE IS NOT THE SAME AS ANALYZING WOYZECK.

THEATRE HISTORY ESSAYS:
Hey, where are you going?

KYA:
TO THE GYM.

THEATRE HISTORY ESSAYS:
But --

KYA:
I NEED ENDORPHINS.

THEATRE HISTORY ESSAYS:
...You forgot your sanity.

KYA:
I. DON'T. WANT IT.

[Door slams.]

THEATRE HISTORY ESSAYS:
Was she wearing shoes at least?

[Subaru nods.]

THEATRE HISTORY ESSAYS:
Well, small blessings.

[Yasu enters. Subaru gives V sign. Yasu and Subaru make out on bed.]

THEATRE HISTORY ESSAYS:
...Why am I still here?

Comments

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

XD I'll be fine. That was just a two-hour slice of my eight-hour day. I've gotten more done since then.

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

*g* your eight hour day? what happens to the other 16 hours? i know you don't use them all for sleeping.

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

Ten hours and forty minutes, actually. I woke up at eight. X__X I'm obsessive about editing, so these essays are taking much, much longer than they should.

I reeeeeeally want to go to the gym. *___*

GYM, WHY ARE YOU SO FAR FROM ME?

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

you know, most people come up with excuses to avoid the gym...

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

B-but I go every day. I - I - I NEED CARDIO. *SOB* I HATE YOU, WOYZECK.

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

You overuse that icon.

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

i

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

have

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

reason

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

to.

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

Way to distract me, Merface.

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

way to procrastinate with comments, lolkya.

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

I'm just trying to entertain people. ;___; WHY DO YOU PERSECUTE ME.

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

i just like to oppress people.

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

:DV