Playwright Says: aaaaaaaaaaghhhhhh

[zukkokya]

[Kya lies in bed with laptop. Kya gets up, puts laptop on desk. Kya carries laptop to a chair. Kya sneaks onto YouTube. Kya looks up eighty-three music videos from the late nineties. Kya studies Japanese. Kya orders Pad Thai. Kya eats Pad Thai. Kya rereads The Love Suicides at Amijima. Kya drinks three liters of water. Kya looks at clock.]

KYA:
...Oops.

THEATRE HISTORY ESSAYS:
...You still only have three finished, don't you.

KYA:
Sure, finished. But the other five are already started!

THEATRE HISTORY ESSAYS:
You know, this really shouldn't be so challenging for a playwright.

KYA:
BANTERING DIALOGUE IS NOT THE SAME AS ANALYZING WOYZECK.

THEATRE HISTORY ESSAYS:
Hey, where are you going?

KYA:
TO THE GYM.

THEATRE HISTORY ESSAYS:
But --

KYA:
I NEED ENDORPHINS.

THEATRE HISTORY ESSAYS:
...You forgot your sanity.

KYA:
I. DON'T. WANT IT.

[Door slams.]

THEATRE HISTORY ESSAYS:
Was she wearing shoes at least?

[Subaru nods.]

THEATRE HISTORY ESSAYS:
Well, small blessings.

[Yasu enters. Subaru gives V sign. Yasu and Subaru make out on bed.]

THEATRE HISTORY ESSAYS:
...Why am I still here?

Comments

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

DO YOU WANT TO FAIL, LOLKYA?!

[musikologie.livejournal.com]

Please tell me the play isn't as trippy as the opera, because man, that shit is .

Hey, we write essays the same way! By... not writing them!

[araanaz9.livejournal.com]

... XD

Oh, Kya. *patpats*

DO YOU WORK!!

[pastdazed.livejournal.com]

WAY TO BE ON GOAL, CIARA. :p

♥

[saturnial.livejournal.com]

...and I thought that *I* was good a procrastinating. O_O


I BOW TO YOUR SUPERIOR ESSAY-AVOIDANCE SKILLS.

[saaski-moql.livejournal.com]

BANTERING DIALOGUE IS NOT THE SAME AS ANALYZING WOYZECK.

THIS IS A VERY TRUE TRUTH.

[ilanala]

I saw Woyzeck in French (I think) in the papal palace in Avignon a few years ago. Pretty much all I've retained is that it was an awesome place to see a play, but from what I remember, I pity you for having to analyze it. Banter is definitely a lot easier.

[nicocoer.livejournal.com]

. . . XD

Good luck with your essays?