Playwright Says: aaaaaaaaaaghhhhhh

[zukkokya]

[Kya lies in bed with laptop. Kya gets up, puts laptop on desk. Kya carries laptop to a chair. Kya sneaks onto YouTube. Kya looks up eighty-three music videos from the late nineties. Kya studies Japanese. Kya orders Pad Thai. Kya eats Pad Thai. Kya rereads The Love Suicides at Amijima. Kya drinks three liters of water. Kya looks at clock.]

KYA:
...Oops.

THEATRE HISTORY ESSAYS:
...You still only have three finished, don't you.

KYA:
Sure, finished. But the other five are already started!

THEATRE HISTORY ESSAYS:
You know, this really shouldn't be so challenging for a playwright.

KYA:
BANTERING DIALOGUE IS NOT THE SAME AS ANALYZING WOYZECK.

THEATRE HISTORY ESSAYS:
Hey, where are you going?

KYA:
TO THE GYM.

THEATRE HISTORY ESSAYS:
But --

KYA:
I NEED ENDORPHINS.

THEATRE HISTORY ESSAYS:
...You forgot your sanity.

KYA:
I. DON'T. WANT IT.

[Door slams.]

THEATRE HISTORY ESSAYS:
Was she wearing shoes at least?

[Subaru nods.]

THEATRE HISTORY ESSAYS:
Well, small blessings.

[Yasu enters. Subaru gives V sign. Yasu and Subaru make out on bed.]

THEATRE HISTORY ESSAYS:
...Why am I still here?

Comments

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

yes, mercutio. ♥ yeah, i wouldn't say he's gay for sure either, just that if he, like, came out, i wouldn't be surprised. *g*

and he does indeed. XD

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

Mercutio is hands down my favorite of Shakespeare's characters. I have this sudden need to see each of Kanjani∞ recite the Queen Mab speech.

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

...do you really think most of them could get through it with a straight face.

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

Dude, I bet you anything Subaru could. He :|-faces more than anyone in the group.

Subaru: [obscene comment] :|
Hina: ROFL [SMACK]
Subaru: [grin]

(He's also creepily good at sarcasm.)