because evidently I wasn't crazy in love already

[zukkokya]

First, watch the Hoshi wo Mezashite PV. For your continued good health, I mean. WHAT WAS MY LIFE LIKE BEFORE I KNEW THIS WORLD? Ah, last Wednesday, I remember thee well.

And, oh--hey, what's this?



Oh. IT'S ONLY TWO OF RYO WHICH MEANS IT BELONGS ON ITS OWN PLANE OF HOT.

Also, may we take a moment to notice that Ryo's sizing himself up? As in, "I could take you." INTERPRET THAT AS YOU WILL. I HAVE. ♥♥♥♥♥♥

BUT!!! NOT TO BE OUTDONE, WE HAVE SHIGE. I LIED. IS NOT SHIGE, THAT IS TEGO. I WILL PIMP SHIGE WHEN I ACTUALLY KNOW WHO HE IS.



YEP. THAT'S SHIGE TEGO. *Falls in love a lot* Holy goodgoddamn HAIR. EYES. SMILE. ...AGAIN HAIR AND--



RYO STOP THAT. ... XD He's all, "MY CLOSE-UP MINE OUTTAMYWAY AHAHAHA."



He--looks so disarming here. IT IS TRICK. But it is pretty trick. *__*

Basically, I 'discovered' Shige TEGOTEGOTEGO today. JUST WATCH HE WILL SHOEHORN HIS WAY INTO ALL MY FICS JUST LIKE RYO DOES. So, corimari, exactly what kind of relationship do Shige and Ryo have? MORE TO THE POINT CAN I MANIPULATE IT AND MAKE IT COMPLETELY ABOUT SEX AND HEARTS? YES, HAVE AMMO.


EDIT 10:27PM -- I AM PREPARED TO GO OUT AMONG THE SLEEPLESS MANY OF NEW YORK CITY. I USED STRAWBERRY SHOWER GEL AND I AM CURRENTLY WEARING CHERRY BODY SPRAY AND VANILLA DEODORANT. I SMELL OF VACHERRYBERRY. I thought everyone should know.

Comments

[saaski-moql.livejournal.com]

This was cute and made me happy ^_^

Here, my favorite Kat-Tun song No Matta Mata. <3

(I am a terrible fan and don't know their names yet, but the one who sings the no matta part around 2:05-ish is my favorite ever JUST because of that part. *lame*)

[corimari.livejournal.com]

FIRST OFF.

...That is Tego.

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I appreciate your readiness to accept Shige as your personal savior clearly the greatest member ever, but that screenie you clipped is actually Tego. ^_^

HOWEVER. There are shippy possibilities for both RyoTego and RyoShige, in case you *ahem* JUST WANTED TO KNOW FOR SCIENTIFIC PURPOSES. *shifty eyes*

Ryo dotes on Tego--they have cutesy nicknames for each other: Ryotan and Tegonyan. *dies of sugar overload*

Ryo picks on Shige--tells him his hair is ugly and basically just tortures him at every opportunity. Also they like the same kind of music and sex bond over this. XDDDDD

EVEN IF YOU STILL DECIDE TEGO IS YOUR FAVORITE, I FULLY SUPPORT ANY FIC ENDEAVORS WHERE TEGO IS A SLUT FEATURED. :D :D :D :D :D :D

P.S.--the one in my icon, that's Shige. ;D

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

... AHAHAHAHAHA. I WILL CORRECT THAT. But yes, Tego. Is HOT. I think this means I'll be able to tell him apart from Massu. BUT THE QUESTION IS WILL I KNOW HIM FROM SHIGE. /idiot

In my defense, THEY ARE ALL HOT.

!!! And that just solidified my passionate adoration for Ryo. RYOTAN. TEGONYAN. AND NOW THAT I KNOW HOW HOT SHIGE TEGO IS, I CAN TOTALLY GET INTO THIS. THE SECOND MY PAPER IS FINISHED, I AM WRITING PORN.

AHAHA. Oh, poor Shige. He's the adorable one in the Team Yamapi vs. Team Ryo clip that Yamapi flashes, yes? And he had his eyes closed. WTF, Shige.

I HAVE NOT DECIDED ON A PERSONAL SAVIOR JUST YET. ALTHOUGH RYO HAS A STRONG LEAD AS OF RIGHTTHISSECOND.

[corimari.livejournal.com]

RYOTEGO IS SOMETHING I APPROVE OF. YES.

Ahhhahahah POOR SHIGE. This is pretty much the sum total of his existance. They all pick on him and he giggles in embarassment and flails about how much he fails at everything in his j-web. HAVE YOU READ HIS J-WEBS?!? I swear they are the greatest thing ever.

HAHAHA RYO AS A PERSONAL SAVIOR. *DIES* THAT THOUGHT IS SO TERRIFYING HAHAHAHAHAH.

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

HOORAY. OFF TO FIND CLIPS OF TEGO AND RYO (PREFERABLY TOGETHER OMG).

I HAVE READ HIS J-WEBS. HE IS AFRAID OF CATERPILLARS. WHICH MAKES ME WONDER WHAT HE DOES CONFRONTED WITH BUTTERFLIES.